X-Play has already found success with titles like Not The Bradys XXX given and Not Bewitched XXX, so this latest news is not a shocker. In fact, the company may be on to something. It seems like with a little tweaking in the casting and the premise of familiar sitcoms, some of our favorite shows could easily get a little more dicer and far more (cough, cough) stimulating. That being said, check out five sitcoms (as well as a bonus list of sitcoms we re-named to fit our needs), that we’d make into pornos…

KING OF QUEENS

• Starring: Audrey Bitoni
• Premise: A fat fuck with a hot wife deals with the trials and tribulations of being a fat fuck with a hot wife. Boo hoo, have some more pork rinds.
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TWO GUYS AND A GIRL…

• Starring: Bree Olsen and Tory Lane
• Premise: Post-college buddies live, learn, and London Bridge in Boston.
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GIRLFRIENDS

• Starring: Amber Easton, Lacey Duvalle, Jada Fire and Dee
• Premise: Four best friends–the neurotic, the princess, the bohemian and the around-the-way girl–have constant lesbian orgies for our voyeuristic pleasure. There’s also a cockboy they’re friends with too, but he pretty much just holds the camera and looks like a turtle.
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SEINFELD

• Starring: Ashlyn Gere
• Premise: Three neurotic New Yorkers try to be the first to shmear Ashlyn’s bagel. Serenity now!
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THE BIG BANG THEORY

• Starring: Teagan Presley
• Premise: Four nerds try to make Teagan the spunky torus in their Mobius Strip fantasies.

BONUS LIST OF PORNED SITCOMS:

• How I Meat Your Mother
• Dome Improvement
• It’s Always Sunny (Leone) in Philadelphia
• Just Shoot All Over Me
• Golden Showers Girls
• Joanie Loves Chocha
• Porkin’ Mindy
• My Wife Swallows The Kids
• CoozeRadio
• WPRK in Cincinnati
• The Dick Blonde Dykes Show
• The Nude Adventures of Old Christine
• One D At a Time
• The Porkers
• Spunky Brewster
• 3rd Cock In The Buns
• Family Splatters
• Freaks and Cheeks
• Cooch
• Shaved By the Bell
• The Pimpsons
• Pounded For Life
• Everybody Loves Reamin’
• That 70s Ho

Young Dro comes back with a brand new track called “We Can Do It.” [Nah Right]

This sports anchor has porno on the mind. [Double Viking]

This dude always stood on his own two. Even when he was dead. [Neatorama]

Check out this new Nike Free Woven in a fall-friendly colorup. [High Snob]