Last month, Apple began letting developers submit adult content to the iTunes App Store, and we don’t mean the kind of apps your parents would download when we say “adult.” Yeah, Steve Jobs and his goons opened up iPhones across the world to good old-fashioned dirty applications focused on sex.
You know those people that never stop talking about all the apps on their iPhone? Well, these are the ones they downloaded on the down low. Is that a touch-screen mobile device in your pocket or are you just excited to hit the jump? Sigh, just keep reading to check our guide to the 5 sleaziest iPhone applications…
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Still not mad at Cassie’s wild haircut. Might have something to do with her being so hot. [Moe Jackson]
Wow. Kanye went off on this new “Alright” song with Twista. [Nah Right]
Hugo Boss swaps tennis ball boys for models at the Madrid Masters. For the win. [Coed Mag]
The terrible acting in these porn scenes is absolutely hilarious. [Holy Taco]
Check out all the LiveStrong shoes Nike has done. [Nice Kicks]
Feel free to enjoy Cocktail’s 15 minutes of fame just as much as she will. [Lossip]
This Twitter tool will tell you how hetero your tweets are. Flisted]
Scroll through pics of these hotties while you watch the MLB All-Star game. [Double Viking]
The production and features on Rihanna’s next album sound crazy. [PopCrunch]
Saturday’s on its way, which can only mean one thing: yes, the annual Adult Video News Awards! Capping the weeklong AVN Expo (it’s the Comic-Con of porn!), the awards bring the entire flesh industry under one enormous surgically enhanced roof to celebrate the very best of anal-themed series, tranny POV, and other things we’re frankly too squeamish to ever want to see. Seriously, the nominations list is 45 pages long. But one of the most exciting awards is always Best New Starlet, which in the past has been bestowed upon budding superstars like Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick and Stormy “No, I’m Not a TV Weatherman” Daniels.
We’re not about to predict this year’s winner, mostly because we haven’t heard of most of them, but we’re gonna go ahead and put you on game. This way, come Monday, when all your coworkers are gathered around the water cooler, you can drop a gem like “I gotta say, I thought Jayme Langford was a lock thanks to her scene in Muff Bumpers 5.” And then you’ll probably get fired, but at least everyone in your office will know that YOU REALLY REALLY KNOW PORN.
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Lisa Ann as “Serra Paylin” in Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?
Think Sarah Palin is scary? We agree'scary sexy, that is! So of course we’re eagerly awaiting the release of Hustler’s new politico-porno Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? starring VPILF lookalike Lisa Ann. And with the news that shooting had begun this weekend (complete with appearances from Bill Orally, Hilly Clinton and Condi Rice), we got to thinking: What other female politicians would we like to see featured in their own gonzo flick? See our wish list below…
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With wi-fi recently getting rolled out on more and more airlines, it was only a matter of time before sex reared its saggy veined head. And now, a union of air stewards is asking American Airlines to look into blocking porn sites on their planes.
We can’t imagine the kind of person that would actually check out Bang Bros at 30,000 feet'but hey, we’ve been wrong before. At least five times, from the looks of things. Peep the five worst possible places where people have actually tried to watch porn…
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This morning, porn star and vintner Savanna Samson debuted her HOT NEW SINGLE on Howard Stern’s Sirius show. It was totally awesome exactly what you’d imagine: semi-competent singing over a generic dance track.
But that’s not really the point, is it? Porn stars ternt sangas are by no means new; music is usually the second item on an adult performer’s bucket list, just after “appear on Howard Stern” and just before “guest star on Two and A Half Men.” That being said, are you really surprised that we went out and scoured the internets for some of these incredible vocal stylings? Didn’t think so. Check out our round-up of musical porn stars.
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Food options around L.A. have always been scarce, especially for adult performers. All those “no shirt, no service” and “no DPs by the salad bar” regulations can really cramp an intimate evening out. Finally, a couple of skin-flick vets have opened a “porn-friendly restaurant” called Oxygen in the middle of the Vagina San Fernando Valley.
Veronica Rayne and her partner promise a varied menu, as well as a number of booths dedicated to their close friends in the industry. Come with us for a sneak peek at the who the booths are named after, as well as some menu suggestions from their ever-helpful friends at Complex.
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We like to stay up on current events. You know, The New York Times. CNN. Oh, and from time to time even Adult Video News, who put us up on the fact that some dude is making a zombie porno called Night of the Giving Head.
Bad puns aside, it turns out that this isn’t even the first zombie porno, let alone the first time someone’s done the monster mash in the flesh industry. Take a walk down memory lane with us and check out five other spooky-sex flicks…
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Tomorrow marks the publication of John Holmes: A Life Measured in Inches, the first full-length (ayo!) biography of the late great porn titan. It also marks what would have been the big guy’s (ayo!) 64th birthday, so now is as good a time as any to look back at some of the ladies who shared the screen with him. Before Jenna, before Tera, before Kim K.’s exploits, these were the golden era skin queens…
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Tera Patrick is something like the LL Cool J of porn'her resume is strong enough to merit G.O.A.T. consideration, but her career is undeniably on the downturn. But what can a porn star do to avoid the inevitable fate of doing sad MILF videos past her prime? Most of their projects that don’t involve having sex on camera are met with about as much excitement as the Todd Smith clothing line.
Which is why the news that THQ has enlisted Ms. Patrick as a “special producer” and guest character in the upcoming Saint’s Row 2 (360, PS3, PC) video game was met with limited enthusiasm. But Tera’s been broadening her horizons for years'not with like, sculpting or literature, but classy by comparison to porn. After the jump, check out some of Tera’s greatest hits (non-DP ones, that is) and her new SR2 trailer.
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