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		<title>Kristina Rose x Complex: The Exclusive Gallery, Video &amp; Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get to know one of our favorite adult actresses with our sexy shoot and revealing Q&#038;A.]]></description>
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<strong>Kristina Rose</strong> loves her job. If you couldn&#8217;t tell by talking to her, her list of accolades (five award nominations in &#8216;09) would hip you to the fact that there&#8217;s nothing this 25-year-old San Diego native would rather be doing. Or, you could just watch one of the 70 films she&#8217;s made since her debut in the adult industry two years ago. Without getting into all the gory deets, we&#8217;ll just leave it at: Shorty gets it in. </p>
<p>But that&#8217;s only a part of the reason we&#8217;re giving her the Complex co-sign, the other being that she&#8217;s cool as hell. Thanks to her <a href="http://twitter.com/KRISTINAROSEXXX" target="_blank"><strong>Twitter page</strong></a>, we were able to get to know Ms. Rose in ways that we never see on screen—for example, her taste in music ranges from Dionne Warwick to Jay-Z. So, when she came to New York, it was a no-brainer to have her swing by the office for a sit down and photoshoot. Read on to hear about her everyday routines, her future plans in the business and why her Twitter followers should keep some compliments to themselves. Maybe you&#8217;ll love her as much as we do.</p>
<p><font size="3"><strong>&bull; <SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><a href="http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Galleries/KRISTINA-ROSE">CLICK HERE TO SEE COMPLEX&#8217;S EXCLUSIVE KRISTINA ROSE GALLERY!</a></strong></font></span><br />
<font size="3"><strong>&bull; <a href="http://www.complexvideo.com/Girls/Kristina-Rose" target="_blank"><em>CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO!</em></a></strong></font></p>
<p><span id="more-70405"></span><strong>Complex: So how did you get into the industry?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: The first job I had when I was eighteen, I was working for this adult website and I was basically just doing customer service and helping people get memberships to online websites, but then after that company moved, I was laid off. The only people that would respond to my resume [after that] were adult-related companies. So I ended up working for a photographer, just being his assistant, and he was telling me, you should you model, have a great persona, but I was like, &#8220;Aww I’m too young, no! Too naïve!&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Complex: How old were you?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: At that time, I was nineteen. But then, every once in a while, it would keep coming back up, and coming back up, and coming back up, and finally at 23, I wasn’t doing anything really, and was like, “Okay, I&#8217;m gonna try it, and if I like it, I’ll go from there, and if I don’t, I’ll just chalk it up to me sowing my wild oats…like a girl gone wild thing. And then I did the first scene that I ever did and I was like, “That was fun! Shit! Career move!&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Complex: What about it did you like so much?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Basically, what I told myself was, I&#8217;d do it as long as I was doing stuff that I was okay with. I won&#8217;t do anything that I’m uncomfortable with. I won’t do anything I wouldn’t actually do in my personal life, you know? Even though I’ll try anything once. But I don’t work with people I don’t want to work with. I only work with people I like to work with. I always promised myself as long as I didn’t get on drugs or change as a person, become jaded, or anything like that.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: You find a lot of actresses getting bi- headed in the industry?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Actresses in the porn industry really do think it’s like mainstream Hollywood [<em>Laughs</em>]. It’s like the mini-mainstream Hollywood. You know, there’s like mainstream Hollywood, then like the other Hollywood, kind of little shenanigans. There’s porn valley and all that drama…. there’s like sites for porn industry gossip.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Word?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Oh yeah! It&#8217;s so funny to me, &#8217;cause it&#8217;s like, we’re just fucking, you know? We’re not changing the world or anything. It&#8217;s funny.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Yeah, it&#8217;s funny, but porn is a billion-dollar industry. There&#8217;s even award shows for it!</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: You know, I’m just a fan of porn. I watch porn, I’ve always had a fascination with porn, you know, I always was interested in it. Who’s not? It’s an interesting thing. Two people get together and they do it on camera and everyone’s going to see it. That’s crazy! So, I’ve always been interested in it, but now after being in it, I see there are certain people that take an art form to it. It&#8217;s almost like it’s an artistic person and they just so happen to be really interested in sex, and they do it in an artistic way. But there are also a lot of companies that are just like “film the people that are having sex. OK…do this, do that.&#8221; I do see there is a cool aspect of there being awards, but usually nine times out of ten, the awards don’t go to the people that deserve it anyway. But it&#8217;s cool. I see that there’s an art form to it now, especially after being in it for so long.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: You should start giving out your own awards.</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Me and a couple friends—my friend Tori Black and my friend Alexis—were gonna start our own awards show: The Real Porno Awards. We were gonna hold it at Chuck-E-Cheese and we were gonna give out awards, special awards, special rug [<em>laughs</em>]. Maybe if we do it well, we should do that.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Are Tori and Alexis just industry friends or real friends?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Yeah, we know each other from work. There are other performers in the industry, and we’re all friends. Me and Alexis Texas, we’re best friends. Best, best friends. I talk to her everyday. She’s very big in the industry. She’s known for her booty! Shes got very, very, nice cheeks. She’s butt woman, that’s her title! She’s Buttwoman!</p>
<p><strong>Complex: [<em>Laughs</em>] Who gives these titles out?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: One of the companies that we worked for. It’s like…one of those little titles that they give out to certain girls, so she’s buttwoman.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: What&#8217;s your title?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Well, actually, last year, they gave me my very own movie, my first movie, and they gave me the title of “dirty girl.”</p>
<p><strong>Complex: How&#8217;d that sit with you?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I liked it! What’s wrong with being a little dirty?</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Nothing at all.</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I like being a little dirty, especially in my industry.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: I can imagine. So, take us through a normal day of yours.</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: A normal day for me: I would wake up, usually very early in the morning, for me at least. I have to get up at 8 AM in the morning, be at set at 9. I bring all my luggage in to set, which usually is right on top of some big, giant mountain up in the Hollywood hills. You see all these nice houses and you think all these wonderful people live here. No, these crazy people are renting their houses out so people can have sex in them [<em>laughs</em>].</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Bless their hearts.</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: It’s funny, it really is! So, I get there, sometimes, there’s other girls there; sometimes, there’s not. Scenes can range in size, anywhere from me and two other people or, me and like twenty other people. Just depends on who you’re working for or what kind of scene it is. So then you gotta do make up, then you get naked, shoot your pictures—your pretty girl pictures. Then you get touched up, do your girly thing, then go straight to video. And then fuck some dude.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: How often do you work per day?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I only do one scene a day. I won’t do more than one scene a day, unless it’s like different kind of scene. Like, a solo and then a girl/girl scene, you know? But usually, I don’t ever do more than one scene a day.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Do you only work for a specific studio or do you work for whoever?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: In the industry, they have companies that have contract girls, like back in old Hollywood, when like, MGM had these contract stars and stuff like that. Like how porn was for a long time and its still. They still have contract girls. But now there’s a lot more competition out there. There’s gonzo companies which is more just, you show up and start fucking, you know, like—you don’t need any contract, or any acting abilities or things like that. There’s an aspect of it, and I work for anyone that hires me. Anyone that I’m willing to work for that is offering me the right part or position, or whatever, I go work for them.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Which way do you prefer?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I prefer gonzo. I&#8217;m not an actress. I mean, I’m not an actress by any means, so it&#8217;s difficult for me to try to be a character, &#8217;cause I feel like, I’m not. I’m just me. If you want me to just be me, I could just be me, you know? I prefer just gonzo, straight hardcore. Those are the kind of movies that I watched, you know when I was watching porn, those are the kind of movies that I like to watch, so those are the companies I like to shoot the kind of sex that I like to have, so gonzo is definitely my favorite .</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Who were your favorite porn stars?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: When I was just watching, I liked Jenna Haze. I also liked Raylene, and I liked Cassidy. Those were the girls that I liked. Cassidy Rae.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Is Cassidy retired now?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Yeah, she was really hot. Maybe she’ll come back, and I can fuck her.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: If our readers aren&#8217;t too familiar with your work, where should they start? What should they pick up, or download?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: First they could pick up &#8220;Kristina Rose is Dirty Girl&#8221;, and that’s out by Elegant Angel.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Is that your favorite?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: One of my favorites, because that was my first movie. That’s all me in every scene, and I did my first anal scene in that movie. And the second movie is a movie called &#8220;Kristina Rose is Slutwoman&#8221; by Elegant Angel, and that features my first DP scene. That was a very slutty movie. It was basically like he did a documentary about me being a slut, and the slutty things I did. Slutty hitchhiking, and just things I do sometimes in my regular life. It was a day in the life of Kristina Rose. Definitely those two movies, and maybe, I did a scene for &#8220;Evil Anal 8&#8243; for Manuel Ferrera for Evil Angel and that was one of the biggest fingers I’ve ever had in my back, been in my butt a lot, it was really big, so…that was a pretty amazing scene.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: You said before that you only did things that you wanted to do. What made you want to start doing anal?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I’ve done anal in my personal life, before that, and I liked it, but I’d only ever done it with boyfriends, so I kinda wanted to hold out, &#8217;cause I knew I could ask for a lot more money. I got a big ass, and dirty people wanna see someone putting something in that big ass, and they could ask for a lot of money, and prove myself as a performer, show people that I’m really a good performer and that I was really into it. Then I also wanted to get to know my other performers and once I felt comfortable with a good number of guys, I felt, &#8220;OK, I would let that guy fuck me in my ass.&#8221; Then I would talk to him. You gotta have some trust there, man, you could mess a woman up for her life. You think about that next time you ask a girl to try to stick it in her butt, think about it. Do you want to be the one to see her with a colostomy bag? [<em>Laughs</em>] I took it there. Ponder that!      </p>
<p><strong>Complex: I&#8217;ll make a mental note. How do you prepare for a scene?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Paint my face, get me all dolled up, douche it out, and I’m ready! Baby wipe that shit down! Some guys don’t even want me to douche, they ask me not to, so I won&#8217;t. Like Steve Holmes, he never wants—he hates it.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Interesting. Aight, moving away from douching, you said on twitter that your favorite album is <em>Blueprint 3</em>.</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: [<em>Laughs</em>] Yeah, right now.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: What else are you listening to? What&#8217;s on your iPod?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I like to listen to a lot of different things. I’m not ashamed of my taste, I’m eclectic.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Nor should you be. What else do you listen to?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Kinda been listening to a lot of the Jackson 5, obviously. That’s all I’ve been listening to, really. Oh! Stevie Wonder. Always Stevie. Stevie’s always there.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: What&#8217;s your favorite Stevie Wonder song?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I like &#8220;As&#8221;.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Dope, great song. The whole seven minute version, right?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Yeah, the whole, with the guy that comes in!</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Nice. What about movies? What do you like to watch besides porn?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I like really bad, corny movies. Like <em>Howard the Duck</em> [<em>Laughs</em>]. But sometimes, you see those DVDs, and you’re like “Why did they even bother making that into a DVD?” No one even thought of that! I buy that. Like <em>Clifford</em>, remember <em>Clifford</em>?</p>
<p><strong>Complex: You&#8217;re the kind of person that buy those $9 DVD&#8217;s in the rack next to the cashier at CVS?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Yeah! Those are my jams! That’s what I do! Yeah! You know, man. I’m all over it! I like movies. I like all kinds of movies.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: You have a really big Twitter following. Do you ever talk to your fans through it?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Yeah, I do. I think its funny.  Some people say some weird things.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Like what? What&#8217;s the most outlandish thing a follower has said to you?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Last night, I had just finished my dinner, and some guy twittered me like, “You have the fattest, juiciest pussy I’ve ever seen in my whole life. I wanna just slurp it!” And I was like, &#8220;Eww, I just ate! Can you calm down? Like, why you gotta speak about my clitoris?&#8221; [<em>Laughs</em>].</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Do you respond to the nice tweets you get?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Yeah. I respond to the mean ones too. Sometimes they’re like, &#8220;You’re disgusting. I lost all respect for you, you did a DP!” I was like, that was your fucking business, you didn’t have to look at the picture. And I’ll block them. If you say one mean thing to me, I block you. I’m surrounding myself with positive energies only. So anyone that’s mean, I just block them. I’m telling you, it’s the most wonderful way to walk through your life.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: How far do you see yourself going in the porn industry?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: You know what? Honestly, I’m twenty-five years old. They’re still using me for young girl shit, so I figure I have six months to let them know. I didn’t know I was ever gonna end up here. I never had aspirations to be a porn star! I just try to follow what makes me happy. I’m just gonna do this for a while, and see where else this takes me, and go from there.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Do you want to own your own site or own your own production company?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I’m definitely gonna do my site. I’m working on that right now. I definitely want to be in porn, because I like it, it&#8217;s fun. It&#8217;s always interesting, there&#8217;s always something going on. As soon as it stops being fun, I’ll find something else to do. I’m smart, I’m resourceful, it’s not the only thing I’m good at, so, I’ll figure it out.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: What about breaking into Hollywood? It seems like Sasha Grey made the transition as the star of Steven Soderbergh&#8217;s <em>The Girlfriend Experience</em>.</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: I like Sasha Gray, she actually used to be with my agent, and she’s a really sweet girl. I appreciate her because a lot of the girls that are famous for porn—they make us all look stupid. I joke around and shit, but I&#8217;m not making us all look like trashy hookers, and someone like Sasha Grey comes around and people know who she is. It&#8217;s like, Thank you! Because not all of us are retards. Other girls, 87% of them are.  </p>
<p><strong>Complex: Have any studio&#8217;s pressured you into changing your body with implants or anything?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: That’s a cool thing. I came in at the best time to be in the industry because I came in and I had booty! And nothing sells better than booty. Booty is like the thing right now, everyone&#8217;s all about big giant Coco-like booty and I got booty! They want you to stay thick. Actually, I have a lot of people who are pressuring me to put more weight back on.</p>
<p><strong>Complex: Who doesn&#8217;t love a nice ass? We heard you were a fan of Complex from way back. Any truth to that?</strong></p>
<p>Kristina: Well, I’ll tell you the story of how I found out about Complex. I was at my boyfriend&#8217;s house, and I was taking a shit on his toilet and he had the biggest stack of Complex magazines I had ever seen. And I would always see it whenever I was at his house in his bathroom. And when you guys hit me up, I was like, Oh my god! I’m planning on going to visit my boyfriend that I used to shit in his apartment and read Complex Magazine, and they want me to come see them too. I’m like hell yeah! So that’s how I know Complex. I like it. It’s a fun magazine.</p>
<p><font size="3"><strong>&bull; <SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00"><a href="http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Galleries/KRISTINA-ROSE">CLICK HERE TO SEE COMPLEX&#8217;S EXCLUSIVE KRISTINA ROSE GALLERY!</a></strong></font></span><br />
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		<title>A History of Model and Porn Star Skate Decks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bradley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What's cooler than a skateboard? A Skateboard with a half-naked lady painted on it. Check out all our favorites.]]></description>
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We first heard about the the Supermodel Skateboard series last September, a collaboration between the Swiss brand <strong>Doodah</strong> and fashion photographers Claudia Knoepfel and Stefan Indlekofer (Vogue Paris, i-D, and others). Each board in the series featured hot (and naked) models Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, Toni Garrn and Edita. Erin Wasson (far left in the image above) will be joining her partners in Aphroditic awesomeness as the newest addition to the set, announced yesterday on <a href="http://www.doodah.ch/news.php" target="_blank">Doodah.ch</a> and available in mid-August. </p>
<p>Using hot chicks on skate decks goes back to the beginning of time, and while a definitive history would border on impossible, check out a breakdown of our favorite <strong>Hot Famous Chicks on Skateboards</strong> below&#8230; </p>
<p><span id="more-48327"></span><img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girls_skateboards_rosa.jpg" alt="girls_skateboards_rosa" title="girls_skateboards_rosa" width="625" height="412" class="alignright size-full wp-image-48364" /><br />
<blockquote><strong><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">Rosa for Shorty&#8217;s: (1990s)</span></strong><br />
Shorty&#8217;s pimped out Rosa like crazy in the ’90s—she was on every poster, catalog, skate shop wall and deck. She even made it to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11IarmH0S9E" target="_blank">video</a>. </p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girlsonskateboards_claudiaschifferjasonlee.jpg" alt="girlsonskateboards_claudiaschifferjasonlee" title="girlsonskateboards_claudiaschifferjasonlee" width="625" height="196" class="alignright size-full wp-image-48374" /><br />
<blockquote><strong><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">Claudia Schiffer for Blind&#8217;s Jason Lee pro model (1992)</span></strong><br />
Illustrator/artist Sean Cliver put this image together for Jason Lee&#8217;s signature board. Chances of Claudia having officially signed off? We&#8217;re going to take the over/under on &#8220;not so high.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girlsskateboards_heatherhunterkobetai.jpg" alt="girlsskateboards_heatherhunterkobetai" title="girlsskateboards_heatherhunterkobetai" width="625" height="327" class="alignright size-full wp-image-48376" /></p>
<blockquote><p><strong><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">Kobe Tai and Heather Hunter for Birdhouse (Late ’90s)</span></strong><br />
Birdhouse liked Lee&#8217;s model so much, they got Cliver to come over and do some Vivid girl graphics for them a few years later. Kobe Tai and Heather Hunter: you will always have a place in our pre-pubescent hearts. </p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girlsonskateboards_bettiepage.jpg" alt="girlsonskateboards_bettiepage" title="girlsonskateboards_bettiepage" width="625" height="166" class="alignright size-full wp-image-48378" /><br />
<blockquote><strong><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">Bettie Page for Stink Skateboards (2000)</span></strong><br />
Before the Internet really got poppin&#8217; you could make a T-shirt or skateboard out of anything and by the time they found you with that cease and desist order, you were already sold out. RIP Ms. Page. </p></blockquote>
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<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girlsskateboards_zooyork.jpg" alt="girlsskateboards_zooyork" title="girlsskateboards_zooyork" width="625" height="408" class="alignright size-full wp-image-48348" /><br />
<blockquote><strong><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">Jenna Jameson for Zoo York (2008)</span></strong><br />
Jenna started her adult career in 1993, the same year Zoo got on its feet. Fifteen years later, the two went in on a collab. Jenna leant her boobs, Zoo lent the wood. Sold out right away, but there&#8217;s always <a href="http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&#038;_trksid=p3907.m38.l1313&#038;_nkw=Jenna+Jameson&#038;_sacat=See-All-Categories" target="_blank">eBay</a>.
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<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girlsskateboards_manik.jpg" alt="girlsskateboards_manik" title="girlsskateboards_manik" width="625" height="529" class="alignright size-full wp-image-48340" /><br />
<blockquote><strong><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">Yuko Ishida for Manik and Kiks TYO (2009)</span></strong><br />
These decks were put together for Kiks TYO&#8217;s 3rd anniversary and feature Japanese pop starlet <a href="http://yuko-ishida.syncl.jp/" target="_blank">Yuko Ishida</a>. Hit up <a href="http://www.needgoods.com" target="_blank">Goods</a> in Seattle if you&#8217;re looking, they might have some of these left in the back room. </p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/girlsskateboards_controlmfg.jpg" alt="girlsskateboards_controlmfg" title="girlsskateboards_controlmfg" width="625" height="482" class="alignright size-full wp-image-48372" /><br />
<blockquote><strong><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">Sunny Leone, Nikki Jayne, Hanna Hilton and Meggan Mallone for Control MFG (2009)</span></strong><br />
The Vivid girls teamed up with the obscure Canadian skate company Control MFG last year for a Jan. 2009 team series. Getting your name plastered all over the porn &#8220;fan sites&#8221; is one way to get your name out there. </p></blockquote>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
<img src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/katemossglimmerskateboard.jpg" alt="katemossglimmerskateboard" title="katemossglimmerskateboard" width="625" height="166" class="alignright size-full wp-image-48381" /></p>
<blockquote><p><strong><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff00">Kate Moss for Glimmer Skateboards (2009)</span></strong><br />
We&#8217;re not co-signing Glimmer Skateboards<em> at all</em>, but we figured there had to be a Kate Moss deck out there somewhere. If you were wondering, here <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/kate_skate_glimmer_skateboard-186158325365868962" target="_blank">it is</a>. Oh Dissizit also jumped on the &#8220;Kate Moss clipart&#8221; tip and made <a href="http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/2008/03/23/dissizit-spring-08-collection/" target="_blank"> these</a> in 2008.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Six Adult Stars Who Ran For Public Office</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/02/10/six-adult-stars-who-ran-for-public-office/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>donniek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Actress" Stormy Daniels wants to run for U.S. Senate next year. Take a look back at the sexy politicians who paved the way for her campaign.]]></description>
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So porn star <strong>Stormy Daniels</strong> might be <a href="http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/39354322.html" target="_blank">contemplating a run</a> for the U.S. Senate, thanks to a public-led <a href="http://draftstormy.com/" target="_blank">Internet drive</a> that has begun to attract national attention. &#8220;I might be a slut and a whore,&#8221; she says, &#8220;but I&#39;m not a criminal, and I&#39;ve never been a hypocrite.&#8221; Count us in, Stormy. You had us at &#8220;I might be a slut and a whore.&#8221;</p>
<p>In fact, Ms. Daniels wouldn&#8217;t be the first adult starlet to attempt to penetrate public office. We went back and found six vixens who tried to make the jump from <strike>fucking</strike> porn to <strike>fucking-people-over</strike> politics. See Stormy&#8217;s predecessors below&#8230;<br />
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<u><strong>CANDIDATE</u>:</strong> <font color="red">Cheri Manescu</font><br />
<u><strong>OFFICE</u>: </strong> Mayor of Rome (2008)<br />
<u><strong>CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS</u>:</strong> The institution of Bukkake Fridays<br />
<u><strong>SUGGESTED SLOGAN</u>:</strong> &#8220;The (All) Natural Choice.&#8221;</p>
<p><img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/marycarey.jpg' alt='marycarey.jpg' /><br />
<u><strong>CANDIDATE</u>:</strong> <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/06/05/mary-carey-could-be-the-next-hillary/"><font color="red">Mary Carey</a></font><br />
<u><strong>OFFICE</u>: </strong> Governor of California (2003); Lieutenant Governor of California (2006)<br />
<u><strong>CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS</u>:</strong> Hopefully, something about universal dental care<br />
<u><strong>SUGGESTED SLOGAN</u>:</strong> &#8220;It&#8217;s the return of tits-for-tat politics.&#8221;</p>
<p><img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mimi.jpg' alt='mimi.jpg' /><br />
<u><strong>CANDIDATE</u>:</strong><font color="red"> Mimi Miyagi </font><br />
<u><strong>OFFICE</u>:</strong> Governor of Nevada (2006)<br />
<u><strong>CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS</u>:</strong> What else: the Hawaiian muscle fuck<br />
<u><strong>SUGGESTED SLOGAN</u>:</strong> &#8220;Me represent you long time.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>A Look Inside The Adult Entertainment Expo</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/01/09/a-look-inside-the-adult-entertainment-expo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>prubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can't make it out to Vegas? Check out pictures of the 15 hottest girls on the floor of the world's sexiest trade show.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aee.jpg' alt='aee' /><br />
The Adult Entertainment Expo popped off yesterday, and it remains one of the best places in the world to get pictures of <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/01/08/get-to-know-avns-best-new-starlets/">porn stars</a> with vaguely ashamed looking men in the background. Those men may also be morbidly obese, in a wheelchair, or holding a Polaroid camera. Or all three. </p>
<p>But regardless, we weren&#8217;t able to head out to Vegas for the festivities (Buy a plane ticket in a recession? Who are we, <a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/01/07/when-blogging-goes-wrong-meet-aaron-reid/">Aaron Reid</a>?), so we tried to bring you the next best thing by, ahem, curating AVN&#8217;s photo galleries. Consider it a cheat sheet to help you get your <strike>Bit Torrent</strike> <a href="http://www.sugardvd.com" target="_blank">Sugar DVD</a> queue right for &#39;09. And don&#8217;t worry, everything&#8217;s strictly SFW&#39;and by strictly, we mean no exposed nipples, but plenty of implied lesbianism and enormous silicone cleavage. Start browsing the pictures below&#8230;<br />
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<img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nikkibenz.jpg' alt='nikkibenz' /><br />
<strong><u>NIKKI BENZ</u></strong><br />
<img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jadafire.jpg' alt='jadafire' /><br />
<strong><u>JADA FIRE</u></strong><br />
<img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jaydenjaymes2.jpg' alt='jaydenjaymes' /><br />
<strong><u>JAYDEN JAMES</u></strong><br />
<img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/suzycrabtree.jpg' alt='suzycrabtree' /><br />
<strong><u>SUZY CRABTREE</u></strong><br />
<img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/phoenixmarie.jpg' alt='phoenixmarie' /><br />
<strong><u>PHOENIX MARIE</u></strong></p>
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		<title>We Became Part Of The Entourage</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/14/we-became-part-of-the-entourage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a look back at this week's top stories.]]></description>
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There&#39;s been tons of porn star cameos on <em>Entourage</em>, we compiled all of &#39;em. [<a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/07/entourages-history-of-porn-star-cameos/">LINK</a>]</p>
<p>We debuted our World Wide Wednesday column by featuring the hottest 9 Iranian women. [<a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/12/worldwide-wednesday-the-9-hottest-iranian-women/">LINK</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Nigo</strong> spoke about his love life and Nike criticism. [<a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/10/nigo-talks-about-his-love-life-and-nike-criticism/">LINK</a>]</p>
<p>The minivan is celebrating its 25th anniversary this month, we looked back at the auto&#39;s greatest moments. [<a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/12/great-moments-in-minivan-history/">LINK</a>]</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>And From The Complex Network:</em></strong><br />
<strong>Nah Right:</strong> Ludacris ft. Nas and Jay-Z &#8220;I do it for Hip-Hop&#8221;. [<a href="http://nahright.com/news/2008/11/14/ludacris-ft-nas-jay-z-i-do-it-for-hip-hop/" target="_blank">LINK</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Bastardly:</strong> We never get tired of <strong>Scarlett&#39;s </strong>Twos. [<a href="http://www.bastardly.com/2008-scarlett-johansson-is-silken-floss-in-will-eisners-the-spirit-1114?page=0,2" target="_blank">LINK</a>]</p>
<p><strong>KicksOnFire:</strong> Air Jordan Ol&#39; School, style. [<a href="http://www.kicksonfire.com/2008/11/11/air-jordan-ol-school-black-varsity-red-white/#more-19384" target="_blank">LINK</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Das Gamer:</strong> Check out  Call of Duty, World At War. [<a href="http://www.dasgamer.com/put-a-bullet-in-some-nazis-and-their-violently-bigoted-nazi-dogs/" target="_blank">LINK]</a></p>
<p><strong>On Smash:</strong> Peep the Sony UX Micro PC. [<a href="http://content.onsmash.com/archives/7068#more-7068" target="_blank">LINK</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Nice Kicks:</strong> The Good, The Bad, The Fugly [<a href="http://www.nicekicks.com/the-good-the-bad-the-fugly-week-7/" target="_blank">LINK</a>]</p>
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		<title>Entourage&#8217;s History of Porn Star Cameos</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/07/entourages-history-of-porn-star-cameos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>prubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adult film actresses keep popping up on the HBO comedy series. Take a look back at the show's favorite sex goddesses.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src='http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/entourage.jpg' alt='entourage' /><br />
After last night&#8217;s double-ended cameo that featured <strong>Bow Wow</strong> getting manhandled by porn star <strong>Jenaveve Jolie</strong> (<a href="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhUOfyp0pFXxbz77Fy" target="_blank">watch the NSFW scene here</a>), we had to come out and say what no one else has the stones to: <em>Entourage</em> is the most porn-friendly show this side of the Spice Channel. </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t believe us? We rounded up a short history of all the adult film stars who have appeared on the HBO comedy for your perusal. Get your DVDs ready for the instant replay.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/11/07/entourages-history-of-porn-star-cameos/2/">Click Here to see <em>Entourage</em>&#8217;s favorite adult actresses&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Porn&#8217;s Greatest Jailbirds</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/26/porns-greatest-jailbirds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>prubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These female adult film stars are no stranger to being on the receiving end of a stiff sentence.]]></description>
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It&#8217;s a sad week for &#39;90s porn: O.G. Vivid girl <strong>Janine Lindemulder</strong> has <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26394277/" target="_blank">pleaded guilty</a> to failure to pay taxes, and faces up to $100,000 fine and a year in the bing.</p>
<p>Our <a href="http://www.cduniverse.com/images.asp?pid=5377701&#038;style=ice&#038;image=front&#038;title=Free+Janine+DVD" target="_blank">new slogan</a> is obvious. But Janine wouldn&#8217;t be the first adult actress to find herself behind bars&#39;take a walk down mammary lane with us, won&#8217;t you?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/26/porns-greatest-jailbirds/2/">Click here to see which porn stars have been locked up&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Porn Star Rap Battle: Tera Patrick Vs. Jenna Jameson</title>
		<link>http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/12/porn-star-rap-battle-tera-patrick-vs-jenna-jameson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>prubin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With beef between the two adult film idols brewing, we imagine what their most vicious verses might sound like.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jennatera.jpg" alt="jennatera" />Long story short: in an <a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/tera-patrick/3672" target="_blank">interview</a> last week, <strong>Tera Patrick</strong> talked kinda greasy about <strong>Jenna Jameson</strong>. Not a full-on insult, just a little sideways chatter. &#8220;There&#39;s a lot more things I&#39;ve done than Jenna. I wouldn&#39;t say she has a mainstream presence&#8230;.She has more of a porn look.&#8221; </p>
<p>So of course we thought, What if the two porn queens took it to the vocal booth? Both are known for outstanding oral work, so it stands to reason that a rap battle between the two would be an instant classic. So obviously we had to come up with lyrics for this hypothetical battle&#39;check out the verses below then vote on who has the better spit-game&#8230;<br />
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<p><strong>Jenna&#8217;s Verse:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p> Bad look in <em>BlackBook</em>, talking so yeasty<br />
I&#39;ll wipe my bleached asshole with some T.P.<br />
You can&#39;t see me, Queen of Porn, Jenna Jameson<br />
Your last feature had you billed as &#8220;that nameless cunt&#8221;<br />
I&#39;m such a success, I stopped filming fuck flicks<br />
The only mainstream you know comes out a sucked dick<br />
&#8220;Former Ford model&#8221; is code for &#8220;rusty clunker&#8221;<br />
Used-ass ride every dude been in the trunk of<br />
True, you used to be fly, now you look beat up<br />
Lost weight, lost tits, got the DD-cup re-up<br />
Say you natural but that&#39;s some bull<br />
We see the Spalding logos on those basketballs<br />
Scary-ass tranny, at least you&#39;re a great actress<br />
Who could forget <em>Soul Plane</em> and all those other classics?<br />
Oscar-worthy player, always real and raw<br />
So believable in <em>Tara Patrick AKA Filthy Whore</em><br />
Your acting career stops at the casting couch<br />
And pretending that you love doing ass to mouth<br />
While you shag your spouse, way to get about something<br />
But <strong>Evan</strong>&#39;s Seinfeld&#39;his dick&#39;s about nothing<br />
And nowadays, you only make him semi-hard<br />
He saw better ass in the Oswald prison yard<br />
And he&#39;s the only one willing to knock it<br />
Cause you fucked <strong>Biohazard</strong> and now the pussy&#39;s toxic<br />
And you only get more ink than me<br />
When Evan&#39;s fucking you while he thinks of me<br />
What&#39;s an <em>FHM</em>? I&#39;ve never heard of it<br />
I&#39;ve been on <em>Family Guy</em>, all my work&#39;s legit<br />
And I did <em>Vice City</em>. You? The 2nd <em>Saint&#8217;s Row</em><br />
My POV, you&#39;re bottom bitch from every angle<br />
I&#39;m shitting down your throat like a dump truck<br />
Call it &#8220;2 girls, 1 cup,&#8221; one star, one slut</p>
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<p><strong>Tera&#8217;s Verse:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p></strong>I&#8217;m the Queen of the Valley, ma, I&#8217;m runnin&#8217; <em>Saints Row</em><br />
I ride high, you hang low, so I&#8217;ma let the brains blow<br />
I got brains, you just blow&#8211;takin&#8217; shots? Hi, hater!<br />
All you take is more D&#8217;s than a vibrator<br />
I&#8217;m queen imperial of spank bank material,<br />
I heard you&#8217;re pregnant&#8211;gonna name the kid Venereal?<br />
Eggs must be scrambled from the gallons of sperm<br />
You better stay doin&#8217; them Kegels just to carry to term<br />
I lox it down like bagels, make dudes cream for the cheese<br />
You half-man like <strong>Sable</strong>, lookin&#8217; mean and diseased<br />
Can&#8217;t do numbers no more&#8211;you just old, washed up,<br />
Ass-out like &#8220;2 Girls, 1 Cup&#8221;&#8211;YUP!<br />
So sad you&#8217;re so saggy, vulva look like <strong>Richard Nixon</strong><br />
Call you Ticonderoga &#8217;cause you had so many dicks-in<br />
So now you on blast like bukkake, you can&#8217;t stop me,<br />
Baby daddy&#8217;s the albino retarded version of <strong>Rocky</strong><br />
He ain&#8217;t <strong>Sly</strong>, you ain&#8217;t slick&#8211;no ass, no hips,<br />
Steady lookin&#8217; like a drag queen with them fake-ass lips<br />
And those beach-ball twos ain&#8217;t doing nothing for your image<br />
Irrelevant in this business, you the porn <strong>Dennis Kucinich</strong><br />
The last time that you was hot was back in 1995,<br />
The little man in the boat, he musta shriveled up and died<br />
So now it&#8217;s crossover appeal you goin&#8217; after, please stop it<br />
You look like a canned ham when you hit the red carpets<br />
Trying to take a shot at fame, but <strong>Fame</strong> be takin&#8217; shots at you<br />
And he brought <strong>Billy Danz</strong> too&#8211;all aboard, choo choo!<br />
Zombie strippers? Listen up: you are not an actor, hon,<br />
I tried to read your book but got the clap by Chapter One<br />
Penicillin did the trick, my pen is illin&#8217; on you, trick<br />
The only way you gainin&#8217; weight is penis fillin&#8217; up your shit<br />
Anorexic-ass heffa, fall back like a recliner<br />
Or TP goes <em>T3</em> and Schwarzeneggers your vagina&#8230;
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