If you’re smart you’ll put all your money on a Complex side bet.
This Sunday night, millions of people will settle into the craters on their couches and watch as the Arizona Cardinals take on the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowl XLIII (43, for those whose experience with Latin is mostly free porn sites).
To make the game more interesting, fans of the 30 teams already on vacation will make all sorts of bets, from who wins to who scores first and how many penalties are called. While basic football bets are cool, Complex likes to wager outside the lines. Keep reading for the best side bets you can blow your rent money on in just four beer-soaked hours!
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The Titans used the Steelers’ Terrible Towel as a hanky to show ‘em they blow.
In the NFL, ’tis the season for giving (the opposing team a stinky yule log to chew on). Last weekend, while Tennessee was wrapping up home-field advantage throughout the playoffs by dropping Pittsburgh 31-14, Titans Keith Bulluck, Jevon Kearse, Bo Scaife and LenDale White degraded the Steelers and their fans by blowing their noses with and stomping on the team’s famed yellow Terrible Towel (we hear they had a bukkake party on it in the locker room, too). Pittsburgh players and fans caught feelings, just like Green Bay does when opponents do the Lambeau Leap and Dallas does whenever non-Cowboys get their shine on on the midfield star.
In an effort to give back to the NFL, Complex has a few ideas for celebrations that will offend pro teams. Read on see if you can come up with the ultimate insult to your team’s biggest rival.
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