How To Pick Up Female Voters On Election Day
Vote yes for sex!
You already know everything there is to know about Presidential Candidates John McCain and Barack Obama and their VeePeez Sarah Palin and Joe Biden (seriously, you’ve watched almost every episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report AND Saturday Night Live for like the past two weeks). Reading a few more propagandist leaflets while you wait on an historically long line to cast your vote will do you no good, so why not take the opportunity to pick up chicks?
With this in mind, Complex presents an analysis of all different types of female voters, from the far right to the far left, and how you can stuff their ballot box on Election Day. Fuck politics, it’s time to poll-a-trick!
Click here to find out about each type of girl you’ll encounter at the polls.
Although he didn’t applaud the size of his beef-stick like T-Pain did, Cipha Sounds was the latest dude to gas Ray-J into thinking he’s a prime-time-player. In this video, Ciph asks Ray-J for tips on how to pick up some of the entertainment industry’s hottest chicks. For someone who’s been bedding everyone from Kim Kardashian to Whitney Houston, it seems like the only move in the R&B singer’s repertoire is a move we’ve dubbed the “Come here girl” grab. With a simple yank of a girl’s arm, and a pre-pubescent squeal of “Come Here Girl!” you too can be on your way to slaying socialites and crackheads alike. To see Ray’s blueprint to success, check the video after the jump.
