
You know we effs with JB Smoove (in fact, dude’s the star of our latest Soundboard), and in addition to his continuing hilarious work on Curb Your Enthusiasm, we were psyched to see that West Coast fast food chain Carl’s Jr. has hired JB as the spokesman in their new ad campaign.
Truth is though, we’ve been fans of Carl’s Jr.’s ads (and those of its East Coast brotha company Hardee’s) for years now—they’ve always combined hot chicks (or at least witty jokes) with burger porn in a way that makes us hungry every time. To celebrate JB’s new work with the company, we decided to go back in the vault and find the 10 best Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s commercials of all time. Bon appetit!
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Paris Hilton looks like a high-class call girl at the screening of Paris Not France in Los Angeles. [Moe Jackson]
Alfamega sends T.I. a kite expressing his disappointment, and he wants a quick response. [Nah Right]
Get your Optimus Prime on with these Transformer motorcycle helmets. [DailyDrop]
Tracy Morgan has a plan if his bank account gets low: sell his 30 Rock Emmy. [Flisted]
Amy Winehouse calls out J. Lo while on trial for assault. Shots fired! [PopCrunch]
No rest for the weary: Kobe Bryant promotes his Nike Dream Season shoes in Asia. [Sneaker News]

Bestiest besties! When Dunt Met Couche
With Paris Hilton’s My New BFF wrapping its first season tonight and Brody Jenner’s Bromance set to debut later this month, there’s only one topic of conversation around the reality show water cooler here at the Complex offices: Who will be the next rich retard to star in a show where even more intellectually bereft “normal” people compete to be their friend?
(Side note: from MTV senior VP Liz Gateley, a late entrant for PR Hackery of the Year: “[Brody] is the type of guy everyone wants to hang out with.” Right, just like acute ebola-encephalitis is the type of disease everyone wants to get.)
So who are the next despicable pieces of shit to get their own BFF show? Check after the jump for Complex’s nominees…
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Damn! Can Sarah Palin catch a break? It’s bad enough that the Alaskan Gov. got grilled for her inexperience, hollow statements, past abuses of power and lack of foreign policy familiarity (hey, you can see Russia from Alaska!). But now she’s fallen victim to a hack attack!
Yep, the Republican Vice Presidential hopeful joined the list of celebrities who’ve been exposed through cyber crimes when her personal Yahoo! email account was hacked by the infamous Anonymous group. Even though they didn’t uncover anything too damaging while pillaging her inbox, the McCain camp is rightfully pissed. But maybe they should consider themselves lucky after looking at these other celebrities who’ve had their privacy invaded…
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