Politics & Crime Oh Snap!: A History Of Camera-Hating Celebrities

John Daly has a smashing good time with his fans’ cameras.

Pro golfer John Daly hates having cameras shoved in his face. Perhaps it’s because he’s a fat, alcoholic, spouse-abusing, gambling junkie and he can’t stand to see photos of himself online. Thursday, during the first round of the Australian Open, a pic-snapping spectator got too close to him while he was trying to play, so the teed-off golfer ripped the camera out of his hands, smashed it against a tree and told him, “You want it back, I’ll buy you a new one.”

Daly, who was not punished because the fan wasn’t an accredited photographer and wasn’t supposed to be taking photos on the course, later complained, “My eyes are still burning from the flash of the camera.” Tell that to the camera, which died with the image of Daly’s sweaty, greasy palm as the last thing on its memory card. R.I.P. Flicker. For more celebrity assaults on cameras and the people who love them, read on…

TV The Death Of Britney Spears

Do we all secretly want to see Britney die?

That’s the theory behind last night’s episode of South Park, entitled “Britney’s New Look” (Watch the full episode here). When Ms. Spears comes to remote South Park to hide from the parapazzi, the boys’ attempts at photographing her pushes her over the edge, driving her to shoot her head off with a shotgun.

That’s where most shows would end, but no…Britney'with the top of her head completely gone'attempts to stage a comeback, only to become the subject of more ridicule and incessant press coverage. In the end, we learn that all the adults secretly have a human sacrifice pact, and they chose Britney to die long ago. Death by flashbulb deals the final blow.

Check out a clip and a gallery of Brit’s bloody demise after the jump…