50 Cent’s bodyguard chokes a photographer. [HipHopDX]
Kristen Stewart needs to invest in a mirror. [TrendMill]
Spencer Pratt wants to be a cyber sheriff. [Pop Crunch]
Salma Hayek brackets on Cougar Madness 2010.
Nicole Scherzinger can afford a Bentley. [Moe Jackson]
Play the new Brandon Jennings commercial to get a peep at his Under Armour basketball shoe. [KicksOnFire]
They too, present to you, Consequence’s latest mixtape, Movies on Demand.[Nah Right]
Aubrey O’Day sips her own milkshake. [BoobieBlog]
Yes, the stupid chick from Mean Girls, Amanda Seyfried, is hot. [Flisted]
Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi make shit awkward. [BroBible]
Get educated with the How-To guide on scoring chicks. [CoedMag]
Check out the new mixtape of songs featured on Maestro Knows Season 2. [Daily Drop]
These places exemplify hell on earth. [Holy Taco]
Sneak a peak at the 15 new chicks added to the sexy site. [Double Viking]
We still wake up every morning wishing our girlfriend was as hot as Nicole Scherzinger. [Hollywood Tuna]
Man, the Hollywood Publicity machine did it to us again. We didn’t know too much about Amanda Seyfried’s upcoming movie, Chloe, but now we care A LOT. [Pop Crunch]
Chelsea Handler too drunk to walk? We could never imagine her getting plastered or gettin’ her ass smacked by Akon or spreading her legs for T.I. or… we could go on and on. [Radar]
Matt Kemp must really be putting it on Rihanna because we could have sworn there was some unwritten rule barring a-list celebs from showing up at spring training games. [YBF]
ESPN reporter Erin Andrews will face Michael David Barrett, the Illinois man who pleaded to stalking her and filmed her through peepholes. Dude wouldn’t be facing two years in federal prison if he just looked at these pics instead. [Pop Crunch]
Avatar’s leading lady / two-time Complex cover girl Zoe Saldana addresses her beef with the word “ethnic.” [Bossip]
Bypassing her weak contestants, Nicole Scherzinger gets prepped up for Dancing With The Stars. [Moe Jackson]
Half-bald Cassie showed up at a Paris fashion show. We wonder who helped her with that front row seat. (”Eh, eh, I thought I told you that we don’t stop!”) [TheYBF]
Other young actresses take note: Be more like Mila Kunis. [Hollywood Tuna]
Our favorite member of the Jersey Shore clique, Snooki, taught some college kids the art of “fist pumping.” [Perez Hilton]
The show is called Dancing with the Stars, so why is it that every season ABC trots out another has-been, never-was, or someone who is a legitimate star only in Azerbaijan? This week, the network announced the cast for season 10, and nothing has changed. While we enjoy the inclusion of diva wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, sexy sideline reporter Erin Andrews, and The Pussycat Dolls’ Nicole Scherzinger, we refuse to call Kate “I left my eight kids with the babysitter because what they really need is for mommy to win a reality dance contest” Gosselin and The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka stars. Not that we expected much better, given the show’s track record. With that, allow us to run through, season by season of Dancing with the Stars, the people least worthy of being called stars.
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We kicked off this week with a wedding announcement (Practice this, Minka: “I don’t”), but fortunately for us, we’re ending it with a split. The only chick we know from The Pussycat Dolls has broken up with her Formula 1 world champion boyfriend, Lewis Hamilton. Allegedly, Hamilton’s reluctance to settle down with former Complex Cover Girl, Nicole Scherzinger doomed the relationship. What a dumbass.
Usually, we just like to dream about our chances with hot women. Yet, given that she dated that straight-outta-high-school Laguna Beach douche Talan Torriero, we think we just might have a chance with this one. That said, let’s take a look at the hottest pictures of our next girlfriend, Nicole Scherzinger…
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This Sunday, July 12, all 20 Formula 1 drivers and their accompanying teams will descend upon the Nürburgring for the Germany Grand Prix and the start of the second half the 2009 season. If you haven’t been following F1 lately (or at all), you’ve been completely missing out. Formula 1 has everything your favorite leagues have: the young gunners slinging rocks at the throne, salary and budget cap debates, spying and cheating, and all the other usual fuckery that comes along with paying young guys millions of dollars to basically have fun.
But that’s not all—if you haven’t been watching the world’s premier automotive racing series, you’ve been missing out on all the dimes (and the few sixes and sevens) attached to the various drivers. We thought you’d be skeptical, so we compiled 10 of the hottest girlfriends and wives we’ve seen around the pit this season…
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Oh, how we’ve missed you Nicole. Here are some pics of her enjoying the ocean. [Bastardly]
Mariah Carey enlists Gucci Mane for the remix to her first single. Never saw that coming. [Nah Right]
It’s almost officially summer and you still need help with the ladies. Look no further. [Coed Mag]
Keep in mind that these are rumors, but early talk about G.I. Joe doesn’t sound too good. [Flisted]
We wish we were eavesdropping when Kim Kardashian gave Heidi Pratt advice on posing for Playboy. [PopCrunch]
Scope out this new art from AJ Fosik. [SlamxHype]
Gisele’s latest photo shoot might be slightly disrespectful, but it’s still pretty hot. [Lossip]
We’d much rather watch Malia Jones catch waves than the guys who say “gnarly.” [Holy Taco]
Models and celebs are great, but these non-famous hotties hold it down pretty well too. [Double Viking]
This set of throwback pics of Nicole Scherzinger is the perfect way to end your day. [Bastardly]
Check out behind the scenes footage from the Clipse show, with the homie Steve Victor talking about his 1 of 1 bookbag. [Nah Right]
These Hypermax Tennis Ball sneakers are crazy. [Nice Kicks]
Mike Tyson Punch Out Rap. Wow. [Holy Taco]
Summer’s almost here, check out this list that explains why the season is so great. [CoedMag]
Say it ain’t so, The Gotti guidos are getting another reality show. [PopCrunch]
These custom dunks are terrible. [Flisted]
Give yourselves a pat on the back America. After years of enduring crappy Presidents from crappy hometowns like Tampico, Illinois, Raleigh, North Carolina and New Haven, Connecticut, we’ve now got a chief executive from someplace cool: Barack Hussein Obama of Honolulu, Hawaii.
And to piggyback like everybody else on the big homie’s historic rise to power celebrate, we present the 9 hottest women from his home state…
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Clearly, we don’t enjoy listening to music from pre-fab pop groups like the Pussycat Dolls or the Cheetah Girls. But the videos? Well that’s a different story. We will freely admit that we enjoy watching beautiful, scantily clad women dancing suggestively, regardless of the soundtrack.
Sure, the Cheetahs might be a little more on the Disney tip, but these two feline-minded groups both have eye candy to spare. You already know PCD front woman and former Complex cover girl Nicole Scherzinger, but Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon is picking up steam too, with her engagement to Robert Kardashian (Kim’s brother) making her a staple on the gossip blogs. Are the Cheetahs just a tame version of the Pussycats? See full flicks of the groups and vote on which is the flyest below.
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