Gossip used to surround Lady Gaga because of her outrageous outfits and controversial candor. Now the focus is a little different: all the trashy celebrity blogs have been running with the rumor that Lady Gaga is actually Senor Lady Gaga. When something seemingly non-vagina-like slipped out from under her skirt at a recent performance, the rumors began to swirl.
While we wouldn’t be that surprised if Gaga was packing, let’s be real—the allegations are false. Not only is clinical hermaphroditism rarer than rappers with a sense of humor, but these types of rumors pop up for all kinds of female celebs. Chances are, there are a couple of chicks you’d twist out who have been whispered to be rockin’ the frank and beans to go along with the sweet potato pie. Keep reading to check out 7 Women Rumored To Be Hermaphrodites after the jump. Let the scrutiny of famous women’s crotches begin!
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So here’s the dilemma facing the producers of flicks like The Reader: you’ve got some schlocky super-serious “film” about war crimes or whatever and you know it’s gonna get a gaggle of Golden Globe nominations (Reader just picked up four), but you want it to reach a wider audience. The solution? Write in a side plot where an older woman seduces a teenage boy! (Duh.)
It’s no secret that teenage dudes think about sex a lot, and although they usually beat meat to thoughts of some schoolyard crush, the ultimate fantasy is having an experienced older lady show you the ropes. So while having Kate Winslet take baths with a 15-year-old guy in Reader may be crucial to the movie’s plot (fuck if we know), the cinephiles here at Complex see it for what it is: a cynical (albeit welcomed) ruse to get dudes to watch boring movies. After the jump, check our list of high-minded films that used this lowbrow plot device…
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By now we’re sure you’ve heard about the cruel hoax rumor perpetrated on the male gender Anne Hathaway this week. Contrary to reports about her affinity for anal sex, Anne did not say that “every woman should try it,” or that it makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” It was fun while it lasted, folks.
Anyway, once we were done fantasizing about playing Anne some backporch music being outraged at the rumor-mongering in our society today, we got to thinking: there must be some Hollywood hotties who use their service elevators for both business and pleasure. And lo and behold, after examining the public record, we found five who we think might be telling us there’s a key to their back door stashed underneath the flower pot.
Check out the suspected back door enthusiasts here…
