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Affion Crockett spoofs the “Run This Town” video and kills it. [Nah Right]
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Here’s how to keep your office hook-ups on the low. [Holy Taco]
Word is, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are about to get married. [PopCrunch]

These gorgeous girls are sexy without the help of big boobs.
There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That’s OK though, because this week’s Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it’s nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two’s on “Run This Town,” where he raps, “She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string/And up top…two bee-stings.”
So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests…
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Natalie Portman—homemaker or home-wrecker?
Until recently, there would have been no doubt in our minds that Natalie Portman is wifey material. She’s a smoking hot Harvard grad who makes good money acting and has both a sense of humor and a genuine concern about sociopolitical issues. Then we heard those trife-licious rumors that our Israeli dream girl is the reason Sean Penn and his wife Robin Wright are getting divorced with two kids in the balance. Deep thinkers that we are here at Complex, we had to sit and reevaluate Natty P on some scholarly shit. Check out the evidence, then help us decide if she gets the ring or the fling…
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Hollywood actors have a long history for faking the funk when they portray anyone of another ethnicity. Don’t get it twisted, we’re not mad at the Italian-born Al Pacino for playing a Cuban or even Robert Downey Jr.’s ironic blackface in Tropic Thunder, but we don’t quite know how to feel about Natalie Portman’s parody of a Bollywood starlett in Devandra Banhart’s new video for a track titled “Carmensita”.
Obviously, Portman landed the role because she’s dating the Venezuelan folk singer. But with the plethora of real life Bollywood beauties out there, we might have cast someone who is actually, you know, Indian. Everybody knows Aishwarya Rai, but there are a gang of younger starletts just waiting for an introduction to the West. After the jump we’ve compiled five real Bollywood stunners who would’ve put Portman’s performance to shame.
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Cameron Diaz is the latest celebrity chick to go bald'sort of. Photos surfaced of the leggy-actress this morning on set of her new film My Sister’s Keeper that suggested Diaz bic-ed her dome, but it turns out she's just wearing a cap and caked-on makeup.
It wouldn't be that much of a stretch if Cameron decided to really cut off her locks, being that there have been numerous industry chicks who've gone bald and buzzed in the past. Check out some beauties (Britney’s crazy ass didn’t make the cut) who pulled off the short-hairdo off as well as the O.G bald-beeitch Sinead 0'Connor looking fairly woman-like after the jump.
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