Tag Heuer: Founded in 1860, now endorsed by the likes of Tiger Woods. It’s signature accuracy (up to 1/1000th of a second) is way more precise than pronouncing Cablinasian.

Bell & Ross: Since establishing itself in the ’90s, the fairly young company carved a niche in professional fields from nautical, to aviation, to even bomb experts. No, not the kind for pulling Danny Glover off toilets.

Hublot: Satin finished steel, titanium screws, and a tougher-than-leather rubber band are just a few of the ingrediendts built-to-last from Hublot. Wipe down this hand-me-down for the ages.

U-Boat: The movement (gears and inner workings) are Swiss made, and the crocodile strap is Italian. An international collaboration for pimping all over the world, of course at a pricetag of $4,500.

Omega: The only thing better than sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads is a watch with a frickin’ laser beam. Sorry, not this one, yet. The upgraded James Bond Omega Seamaster Diver self-winds, and has a black face in comparison to it’s blue-ish doppleganger. Thanks Q.