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Karmaloop Brings London’s Money To The U.S.

Joe — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:58:11 +0000

Online streetwear slinger Karmaloop got first crack at bringing a touch of London swag to the U.S. with these Money Starsky knit sweaters. What's the big deal? Well, the Loop is the only online retailer that's offering these two low-run pieces stateside.

When it comes down to specs, the 100 percent wool sweaters are winter-ready with kangaroo pockets, ribbed collars and cuffs, making them warm as shiiiiit. Check the other colorway below, or cop 'em here for $250. Good money, fam…

How Should Delta Airlines Spend $1 Billion?

Bradley — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:34:43 +0000

Yesterday, it was reported that Delta Airlines has taken out a $1 billion loan in anticipation of of its merger with Northwest Airlines. Delta’s CEO, Ed Bastian, was quoted as saying that the loan is intended to “increase our cash balance as we approach the closing of the merger,” and that the money “was not for any operating need” but rather to ensure “full financial flexibility” to move forward with the Northwest merger.

Bull. Shit. Delta needs a billion dollars because they’re fucking up. They charge too much for nothing and their customer service is going down the drain. There’s a Billi in the bank, so we’ve got a few ideas about how they could put it to good use…

DON’T CHARGE FOR BAGS

People who pack rocks in their bags deserve to get fucked with in the airport, truth. But come on! If we’re coming in under 50 lbs., get off our dick. It’s insulting and a major bummer to get charged at the gate. You know what? Don’t even spend your money on it, just put the charge on the ticket when we book it, and let it go.

GET HOTTER STEWARDESSES

OK, you guys have the Deltalina video. Great start. But where’s the follow up? You tease us with 5 minutes of that and then grandma waits on us while we sit on the tarmac for 3 hours. Do us a favor: go to the international terminal and recruit some of the global ladies. We’ve got to fly to LA for a cover shoot this weekend, so don’t disappoint.

PUT XANAX ON THE CONCESSION CART

You know what doesn’t suck? Being so relaxed that you don’t have a care in the world. Twenty-five dollar checked bags? Ugly, mean flight attendants? Fat person sitting next to me? Oh yes, layyydddy with the cart I’ll have another one of those pilllssszzzz. Can I pay you in frequent flyer miles? Wake me up in Tel Aviv. By the way…you’re the…You know what? I love you.

GET BETTER TV

You’re going up against JetBlue, who invented in flight TV, and Virgin Atlantic, who advertises hookups with hot girls in the seat in front of us via in flight text. You think some secondhand Song video screens are going to keep us sedated? Ha. As far as entertainment, other than sneakers and rap we like two things: girls making out and bad guy gun fights.

MORE LEG ROOM AND FREE DRINKS

Duh. Get on it.

Stack Paper In The Cash Money Clip

Joe — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:32:46 +0000

In today’s fitted jeans era, bulky pockets are not a good look. So if you're still rocking with your George Costanza wallet, it might be time to switch to something slimmer like the The Cash Money Clip.

Designer Scott Amron created the clever clip by affixing a magnet and two steel plates to a bill, giving you the ability to securely stash your money inside. It’s available in $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 denominations, and there's also a Euro version. And for you limited edition dorks, Amron points out that no two clips are the same: “Each bill has its own unique United States serial number.” See a video demonstration how the clip functions below.

[Cash Money Clip via Yanko Design]

America Still Loves Bank Robberies

bfred — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:10:53 +0000

With the recession in full swing, everybody wants some easy money. According to USA Today, bank robberies are up in major cities across the country and some authorities are citing the economic climate as a possible explanation.

But before you decide to strap up and hit your local Chase, know that the average bank robbery nets just $10,000 and can involve some pretty dire consequences (like death, for example). After the jump, get familiar with a few of the hazards by watching some of youtube’s most infamous bank robberies.

Man Tries To Rob A Bank With A Cop Sitting Behind Him:

Bank Robbin’ On Crutches:

Bank Robber Gets Busted By Using GPS:

Robber Gets Trapped By An Open Door:

Robbery Ends In A North Hollywood Shootout:

[USA Today]

Paper Touchin’ With The Euro Wallet

treats — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:54:56 +0000

Newsflash: the American dollar is worthless. At the rate things are going, we’re going to be wiping our asses with Benjamins in six months. Meanwhile, with the European Union’s currency adding up to over 50% more than America’s, stacking Euros is the new way to ball. Shoot, even Jay-Z was showing off a stack of Euros in the “Blue Magic” video.

So unless you wanna look like a poor American, we suggest you pick up this Martin Margiela Euro Wallet. Inside is a nice leather billfold where you can keep those pesky greenbacks hidden, while the outside is masked by a faux-5 Euro note with a band tied around it. Unfortunately, you’ve gotta spend about $387 (American) at Oki-Ni to get one. Check out other images after the jump.

[Click each image to view full size]

[Oki-Ni]