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What Happened to Coach K’s Face?
USA Olympic basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski needs to fix his face. No, this isn’t hatred because Coach K makes his millions leading the unholy Duke Blue Devils basketball team. If that were the case, we’d just make a joke about his lips looking like a puckered asshole (reality-based humor is the funniest).
Anyone who watched Team USA’s Olympic warm-up games against Turkey, Lithuania, and Russia in Macau didn’t need HD to see that Coach K’s grill was all kinds of fucked up red and puffy. With the Redeem Team kicking ass, we were free to ponder the what the hell happened to his famous face. See our best guesses below.
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