Politics & Crime 5 Bush Leftovers The Obamas Should Trash

So today Barack and Michelle Obama visit the White House for the first time as the President-Elect and First-Lady-In-Waiting. And while we assume everything’s gonna be all hearty handshakes and air kisses between the Obamas and Bushes, we also know that the two couples are about as different as they come. And that Michelle will finally get a look at the drapes she’s supposedly been measuring for a couple months now.

And what a set of drapes they probably are. You see, George W. Bush has a uniquely shitty style'call it New England blueblood WASP mixed with wannabe Texas rancher redneck. So the Obamas are going to have to get rid of a lot of really crappy stuff. But if you ask us, these 5 items should be the first to go…