Sports Baseball’s Worst Ceremonial Celebrity Pitches

Yesterday, Mariah Carey's spur-of-the-moment marriage coverage was put on the back burner in favor of laughing at her baseball skills.

When the high-heeled pop star was asked to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a pro game in Tokyo, she totally embarrassed herself, delivering a bigger flub than her husband Nick Cannon's music. But to be fair, Carey's not the first person to F up the coveted first pitch of a baseball game: Cincinnati’s Mayor Mallory, the Michelin Man, and Dick Cheney all shit the bed when it was their time to take the mound. Watch some piss-poor performances after the jump.