We first noticed the 22-year-old actress in Judd Apatow’s 2005 banger The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and she’s only gotten better since. Read on for five reasons we want to pet Kat…

SHE’S CRACKALACTATIN’
The twos are serious, fam. You can even see the veins in ‘em.

SHE GIVES US LIP
So pouty and sad, and yet they bring such joy. Call them DSL’s, dick sucking lips.

SHE’S A WEB MISTRESS
A regular on the Internets, Kat blogs and posts videos on Youtube for the fans. CompleXXXKatLuva has been stalking admiring her work from afar for a minute now.

SHE PALES IN COMPARISON
Hollywood’s fake orange tan really makes her Gothic skin pop, and that is all-white by us!

SHE’S IN VIRGIN TERRITORY
Kat first made us laugh in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, playing Catherine Keener’s daughter, who’s dying to get laid for the first time. Of course, in reality, she’s saving herself for us. Somebody should tell her boyfriend.

After rumors surfaced last week, author Brian Lee O’Malley has confirmed that Arrested Development/Superbad/Juno alum Michael Cera will be playing the title character in the upcoming movie adaptation of his comic series Scott Pilgrim. It’s being directed by Edgar Wright, best known for writing and directing Shaun Of The Dead.

If you’re not familiar with Scott Pilgrim, now’s the time to catch up. The multi-book series follows 23-year-old Canadian Pilgrim, who meets his dream woman, a American delivery girl named Ramona. But in order to wife her, he must first defeat her seven “evil” ex boyfriends, who all have special powers. It has plenty of rock ‘n’ roll and fighting, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Check out the video for “Scott Pilgrim,” the 1998 song by all-girl indie rock band Plumtree that inspired the character’s name, after the jump…


Plumtree “Scott Pilgrim”
from Predicts the Future (1998)

[The Beat]