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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Native American Women

Happy Day Before Indigenous Genocide Thanksgiving, everybody! Since you’ll all be sitting down to a moderately annoying meal tomorrow, we thought we’d take some time out to give thanks for the upside of the wholesale destruction of the continent’s OG inhabitants. No, not the smallpox blankets or broken promises—we’re talking about the wide-ranging intermarriages and resulting hot women of all races who claim Native American blood. So let’s bury the hatchet, everyone—we’re all one tribe, right?

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Megan Fox Gets A Facial

The Foxy lady took a lot of thick, white…cake to the face and still managed to look hot. [Bastardly]

Myspace for sneakerheads? Go nuts. [TheShoeGame]

Jenny McCarthy is getting down with GameTrailers. [Das Gamer]

Chain snatchings are happening all over town. Even the Upper West Side. [The Real]

Yes, she is the dumbest woman alive. [Double Viking]

Megan Fox Gets Us Over The Hump

We’re not surprised Megan Fox had to pop a squat. Carrying those twos around takes it’s toll. [Bastardly]

Young Dro comes back with a brand new track called “We Can Do It.” [Nah Right]

This sports anchor has porno on the mind. [Double Viking]

This dude always stood on his own two. Even when he was dead. [Neatorama]

Check out this new Nike Free Woven in a fall-friendly colorup. [High Snob]

Megan Fox Is A Homerun

Megan Fox was the MVP of Fox’s All-Star party. [Bastardly]

Save some paper and go with the “poor man’s” Porsche. [Double Viking]

Check out N.E.R.D’s new video for Spazz. [Nah Right]

Not surprisingly, Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriend can swallow. [Flisted]

Incase taps KRINK for a limited laptop sleeve. [Daily Drop]

Megan Fox Reminds Brian Austin Green He’s A Loser

This just in: gossip rags are reporting that the industry’s current #1 hottie Megan Fox has broken off her inexplicable engagement to 90210 alum Brian Austin Green. It was bound to happen, but we still can’t help but feel a little bad for the former David Silver, who has a long history of taking L’s.

Granted, BAG deserves props for bedding Tiffani Amber Theiessen and having a kid with sexy actress Vanessa Marcil, but all that has been overshadowed by his career as a serial failure in the entertainment biz. Despite the hot women, Green has been unable to find success in the worlds of film, TV and music since 90210’s cancellation. We hate to kick the guy while he’s down, but we felt like it was our duty to recount the rest of Brian’s biggest failures below. You know, just in case anymore impressionable young actresses think dating him might be a good idea…

Megan Fox Hits The Red Carpet

Looking at Megan Fox never gets old. Here she is at the MTV movie awards. [Bastardly]

Remy Ma is making songs for Papoose from the clank. [Nah Right]

Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show is turning 40. Pop Bottles! [Asylum]

Did you cop or not? Check out all the popular sneaker releases from a year ago. [Nice Kicks]

Tony Danza shows a news anchor who’s the boss. [Double Viking]

Megan Fox Is An Animal Lover

We can already envision the brainstorming meeting that Paw Print magazine must have had for their most recent cover story: “Okay, that hot girl Megan Fox from Transformers, we’re gonna put her on the cover holding—get this—a fox! And the coverline will say ‘Foxy Lady’” Genius!

However you feel about painfully literal photoshoots, we can’t deny that Ms. Fox—who is engaged to 90210’s Brian Austin-Green—looks damn good. In the article, she poses with all her pets: a parrot, a cat and a pig. See her enjoying all the furry action after the jump.

Winding Down: Megan Is One Fox-y Lady

Sexpot Megan Fox hit the Verscae fashion show in Milan and apparently outfoxed the models on the catwalk. [Egotastic]

Artist Amy Sarkisian goes the Damien Hirst route, adorns human skulls with jewels. [Bornrich]

The North Face’s Flyweight Bags are light and airy. [Acquire]

If you’re bored at work and like old school arcade classics with a twist, great success! [Neatorama] [via]

Make cocktails like a mad scientist. Sick! [Likecool]

Sure it’s totally nerdy, but this Han Solo frozen in carbonite desk is amazing nonetheless. [BallerHouse]