Do you like scary movies? Maybe not. Do you like Megan Fox? If you say “maybe not,” then get thee to a seminary (either because you should be a priest or you like touching little boys). Either way, her new long-delayed shitbomb project Jennifer’s Body comes out tomorrow, in which she plays a high-school student who becomes possessed by a demon and starts killing and eating dudes. From the looks of things, it is going to be one of the more watchable horror flicks of the year. One of the hottest women in Hollywood devouring men? It’s like someone read our wish list!
But before we go see Megan Fox kiss Amanda Seyfried—sorry, we mean “go sit riveted before a truly original feminist allegory”— we thought we’d take a look back at the proud cinematic history of women playing host to evil spirits (no, not you, Michelle Rodriguez). Grab some holy water, you’re gonna need it to cool off…
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Forget about Alice. Megan Fox in Wonderland is where it’s at. [Moe Jackson]
We can’t wait for Lil’ Wayne’s Behind The Music episode next week. [Nah Right]
Playboy is offering Lindsay Lohan close to $1 million to pose nude. Get that money! [PopCrunch]
Find out what UFC fighters were doing before they got in the game. [Coed Mag]
Looking to blow your rent money? Tom Ford winter gear can do that for you. [Daily Drop]
Another day has passed and more pics of hotties keep going up. [Double Viking]
You might want to be prepared if your city catches on fire one of these days. [Holy Taco]
We’ll totally watch this William S. Burroughs doc with our hipster jumpoff. [Flisted]
Our girl Amber Rose sent photogs into a frenzy during her first trip to Vegas over the weekend. [Moe Jackson]
Jay-Z recreates all of his album covers in this new Rhapsody ad. [Nah Right]
Check out this humorous take on the $4 billion Disney/Marvel deal. [Holy Taco]
Original Fake and Colette have been working together for one year. Congrats. [Daily Drop]
Hottie Amber Valletta talks video games and virtual sex. [Das Gamer]
Need to solidify your douchebag status? Throw one of these parties. [Coed Mag]
This guy is pretty bold for singing on live television with a visible boner. Jeez. [Flisted]
Yeah, the weekend is really over. You can still look at pics of these sexy ladies though. [Double Viking]
We’ll be flipping through our girl’s copy of Cosmo with Megan Fox on the cover. [PopCrunch]
Rihanna walked the streets of NYC showing plenty of skin. [Moe Jackson]
Another day. Another song from Blueprint 3 leaks. Sorry Hov. [Nah Right]
Getting your girl knocked up might not be so bad after all. [Holy Taco]
Lindsay Lohan needs all the help she can get. Try identifying the people who robbed her crib. [PopCrunch]
Word is Megan Fox is playing Catwoman in the next Batman flick. We’re copping advance tickets now. [Coed Mag]
Hard day? These pics of hotties in the wild should cheer you up. [Double Viking]
Maybe these Bape ties will encourage some of you to clean up your look. [Daily Drop]
Seriously, dude. How do you rack up 22 DWIs? [Flisted]
A black bikini x Carla Bruni makes for an automatic win. [Moe Jackson]
Another record from Jay-Z’s upcoming Blueprint 3 leaked. [Nah Right]
Megan Fox is complaining about her sex symbol status. Come on now. [PopCrunch]
There’s a lot to choose from, but these are 12 dumbest convicted athletes. [Coed Mag]
Whoa. Yesterday was National Go Topless Day?! [Flisted]
If you’re part of the “$200 hoodie” crowd these BBC joints should suffice. [Daily Drop]
Mothers like Nicole Richie are what the MILF term is all about. [Holy Taco]
Finally a site where easy girls and angry ex-boyfriends can submit pics together. [Double Viking]
Is the Teen Choice Awards worth watching? Now that we know Megan Fox was there, maybe. [Moe Jackson]
Hmm, is this Converse “Moonwalk” sneaker awesome or weird? [KicksOnFire]
A dog milking a goat is always good for a 12-second time-waster. [Holy Taco]
The final four for August’s “Miss COED” are all crazy hot. [CoedMag]
D-Block and G-Unit come together on the “You Heard Of Us” remix. [Nah Right]
Looks like Jeremy Piven and Chris Kattan got into a fight over some dumb shit. [Flisted]
Nice Kicks compiles a history of the Jordan Hybrids. [Nice Kicks]
She’s still clearly the other sister, but Khloe Kardashian is starting to grow on us. [Moe Jackson]
Kanye West hit the stage at last night’s private G-Shock party. [Nah Right]
Dream about Megan Fox all you want, but she’s out there tricking on other dudes. [PopCrunch]
Find out whether or not you’re getting laid on your next date. [Holy Taco]
Still love Supra but tired of their kicks? These backpacks should fill the void. [Daily Drop]
Download the Max White Photo Recharger to your iPhone for free. Automatic pearly whites! [Colgate]
Look for your next girlfriend or make sure yours isn’t in this gallery of hotties. [Double Viking]
GOAT cougar Sharon Stone has some topless pics circulating. We’ll take it. [Flisted]
Here’s a guide on which acts to see for those hitting Lollapalooza this weekend. [Coed Mag]
Sure, Adrianne Curry is a reality show has-been, but she still looked great on the beach. [Moe Jackson]
Jay-Z explains the Blueprint 3 cover art. [Nah Right]
Forget about this No Megan Fox Day nonsense and check out her hottest pictures ever. [Flisted]
Nice SLR camera, but does it have a built-in projector like this one? Ha. [Daily Drop]
The Megan Fox boycott has turned into an overload. Here are 18 things you didn’t know about her. [Coed Mag]
Girls taking sexy pics and posting them online is cool with us. [Double Viking]
The homie Bill Clinton’s surprise visit to North Korea has gotten two detained journalists freed. [PopCrunch]
Double your pleasure by peeping this gallery of hot twin sisters. [Holy Taco]
Images surfaced last week of Lindsay Lohan’s Vogue Espana editorial photo shoot, an homage to Marilyn Monroe. Again. At first glance, there was the obligatory spewing of Lo-hate, but perhaps Lohan is the most Marilyn Monroe-iest of all the young starlets out there. Monroe was the first average looking lady to trick the world with makeup, poses, and flirting, who made it all the way to the president’s bed without a ton of natural talent. Sure Sam Ronson isn’t the same as JFK, but you get the gist.
Lohan has done the Marilyn thing many times, and getting naked was cool and all, but there are other starlets who have taken the classic sex symbol as muse, and done it better. Click through for the top ten hot Marilyn fashion shoot swag jacks, from Megan Fox to Meagan Good and all the pretties in between…
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Blah blah blah Diablo Cody is kind of annoying, Juno’s Oscar was a fluke, I don’t know if her new horror movie is gonna be any good—oh wait, Megan Fox is skinny dipping and eating dudes, nevermind. Screenwriting is easy!
