50 Cent drops dimes on dudes! We don’t mean that the homie Curtis is snitching, of course, just that when he makes a music video, you know he’s gonna have one or more of the hottest chicks who go to work in lingerie in that b-i. Occasionally they even have talent beyond their twos! In his video for “Baby By Me,” the first single off his new album Before I Self-Destruct (which is in stores now), R&B diva Kelly Rowland makes it hot.
Joe Budden’s ex Tahiry Jose and 50’s onetime cougar piece Vivica A. Fox have also recently put a little body into his videos. If by “aggressive content,” 50 means “content that makes you wanna smash a chick aggressively,” it qualifies. Check out our list of 50’s other video girls whose content we’d love to explore.
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Who doesn’t like a lady in a short skirt and knee pads who enjoys smashing other chicks? Nobody at Complex, that’s for sure. And hey, we also like a whole team of hot girls on skates that could clearly jam us up all night long if provoked, much like the ladies in Drew Barrymore’s debut directorial schlockfest masterpiece, Whip It. Out tomorrow, this coming-of-age tale follows a young Ellen Page rebelling against her conservative parents and rippin’ hard with a bunch of reject roller girls in Austin, Texas.
The chick (fighting) flick got us reminiscing about all the lovely ladies who have glided into our hearts via roller skates over the years, and we came up with the 9 Sexiest Roller Girls of All Time. See why the roller blade will remain forever cheesy, but the roller skate remains classic, usually ’cause it’s got a pretty girl strapped in…
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Cat fights; pillow fights; let’s-get-greased-up-with-Crisco-and-play-Twister fights: who doesn’t love life at a sorority? Nobody, that’s who, so start your weekend off right with hot sorority girls fighting for their lives (wearing only the finest bras and panties) in the new thriller Sorority Row, out tomorrow. The two-riffic star of The Hills, Audrina Patridge, makes her film debut—though judging by the trailer, it doesn’t seem like she’ll last too long past the opening credits.
Lucky for us, there’s plenty of other scantily clad sisters in the mix to keep our senses titillated. Here at Complex, we’re obviously fans of anything sorority, so we’ve rounded up the 10 sexiest sorority girls (both real-life and fictional) who survived hazing to Alpha-Delta-Pi their way into our hearts…
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If you follow beauty pageants as closely as we do—which is not at all unless you’re waiting for a disgraced contestant to pop up in a lesbian sex tape—then you were a bit surprised to hear about all the hubbub surrounding Carrie Prejean, California’s entrant in the Miss USA pageant. First there was the gay-marriage double flap, then the fake twos that were paid for by the pageant organization, now then the topless shots (relatively SFW—especially if you work here, where NSFW only applies to fireworks and ketamine).
The thing is, we’re unmoved. You know why? Because California has such a surfeit of crazy hot (and in some cases, crazy and hot) that things like this are just a distraction from the real thing. So click on for the left side’s best sides…
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The 13th season of “America’s Next Top Model” pops off this evening, and the theme this time around is “short girls” (is it just us or is the fragmentation of reality television starting to look more and more like the porn industry every day?). It seems that Tyra Banks was being approached on the street with short chicks “asking and begging” her to let them get on the show. And as the people behind Tyra’s musical career can attest, if you beg enough for something (no matter how crazy it sounds), you can usually make it happen.
Truth is though, you don’t have to beg us to check out short women'and we’re not just talking about the high school girls we buy Special Brews for every Friday. “America’s Next Top Model” put their limit at 5′7″, but that’s “model” short; we’ve put our cap at 5′5″ (sorry, Megan Fox and your fine-ass 5′6″ ass). Have a bias against altitude-deficient chicks? Check our list of the 10 Hottest Short Women and get your mind right.
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