Marilyn Monroe: The Porn Star
After the Kristin Davis sex-tape rumor turned out to be a dud, celebriporn connoisseurs were left with a sad void on their video shelf. But one fat-pocketed voyeur took it upon himself to shell out $1.5 million for a 15-minute flick of OG bombshell Marilyn Monroe doing her best Karrine Steffans impression for an anonymous male. The 16mm reel is allegedly the only surviving copy of a film confiscated by the feds in the 1960s, and offers no clue to the lucky recipient’s identity—his face remains out of frame the entire time—which of course leads us to wonder who’s getting skull from the GOAT big-bodied blonde. She’s been famously linked, of course, to JFK, which could mean that the classic birthday serenade (after the jump) isn’t the only time he got a proper mic check.
