Images surfaced last week of Lindsay Lohan’s Vogue Espana editorial photo shoot, an homage to Marilyn Monroe. Again. At first glance, there was the obligatory spewing of Lo-hate, but perhaps Lohan is the most Marilyn Monroe-iest of all the young starlets out there. Monroe was the first average looking lady to trick the world with makeup, poses, and flirting, who made it all the way to the president’s bed without a ton of natural talent. Sure Sam Ronson isn’t the same as JFK, but you get the gist.
Lohan has done the Marilyn thing many times, and getting naked was cool and all, but there are other starlets who have taken the classic sex symbol as muse, and done it better. Click through for the top ten hot Marilyn fashion shoot swag jacks, from Megan Fox to Meagan Good and all the pretties in between…
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While you were off getting drunk and shooting bottle rockets at your nephew this past weekend, Rihanna was seen celebrating July 4th in Las Vegas in what we call very appropriate gear. Instead of wearing a normal shirt under her blazer, she was sporting two silver-sequined, star-shaped pasties, those lovely little areolae-covering attachments that allow burlesque dancers to look down on strippers.
How patriotic! In honor of Rihanna’s outfit, we’ve gathered the best pasty moments in pop culture, and no, we’re not talking about your pale ass. If a nipple sticker counts as decent clothing, then we hope hot women everywhere pick up the trend. Check out the Super Twosday approved moments below…
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At this past weekend’s birthday party for his wife, Barbara, George Bush Sr. proved he doesn’t need pills *cough* Bob Dole *cough* to get his geriatric machinery creaking to life. He also proved you don’t have to be the birthday boy to have the most fun at the party. Still, it’s clear that Barbara wasn’t about to be upstaged by her hubby—if you look at the picture above closely you can see the ex-First Lady tweeting on her BlackBerry: “My neck, my back…”
If nothing else, these birthday-bash photos (exposed by TMZ) serve as proof that presidents are regular people just like us. They like womanizing, boozing, smoking, and breaking the law. Unlike us, however, presidents always get away with it. Read on for more politically unfortunate photos that won’t be hanging in anyone’s Presidential library…
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After the Kristin Davis sex-tape rumor turned out to be a dud, celebriporn connoisseurs were left with a sad void on their video shelf. But one fat-pocketed voyeur took it upon himself to shell out $1.5 million for a 15-minute flick of OG bombshell Marilyn Monroe doing her best Karrine Steffans impression for an anonymous male. The 16mm reel is allegedly the only surviving copy of a film confiscated by the feds in the 1960s, and offers no clue to the lucky recipient's identity'his face remains out of frame the entire time'which of course leads us to wonder who's getting skull from the GOAT big-bodied blonde. She's been famously linked, of course, to JFK, which could mean that the classic birthday serenade (after the jump) isn't the only time he got a proper mic check.
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