Each day Complex scours the music blogs for 5 fresh songs that you should listen to in our 5 O’Clock Shuffle post. Instead of going crazy trying to keep up with your RSS feeds everyday, just head over to Complex.com to stay up-to-date on important leaks and releases.

Everyone has different musical tastes, but we’re pretty sure we’ve covered them all with today’s Shuffle playlist. Lupe brings the lyricism. Mariah gets a few Southern rappers to help her out. Akon applies his pop formula to a NYC tribute. And there’s more to look forward to from a couple lesser known artists. The mix is all over the place, but satisfying nonetheless. Press play after the jump…

SONG: “Fire”
ARTIST: Lupe Fiasco
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• The rapper sometimes known as Percival Fats goes in over a slick Jimi Hendrix sample. Some say this is his response to not making MTV’s Hottest MCs list.

SONG: “Enjoy The Sun”
ARTIST: Theophilus London
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• ‘09 has been a big year for this Brooklyn kid and he’s looking to keep the momentum going with this leak. His signature ambient flow and general trippy-ness is intact. Check out the music video if you’re feeling it.

SONG: “H.A.T.E.U. (Remix)”
ARTIST: Mariah Carey f/ Big Boi, Gucci Mane, & OJ Da Juiceman
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Nick Cannon’s wifey can’t stay away from the rap remixes, can she? Despite (or maybe because of) her latest album’s disappointing sales, there’s supposedly a remix album on the way. It’s safe to assume this will be on there.

SONG: “Burnt Sierra”
ARTIST: Walls
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Don’t listen for lyrics because you won’t find any here, but that doesn’t make the record any less effective. Zone out material and nothing else.

SONG: “New York City”
ARTIST: Akon
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• NYC anthems usually have some type of grime factor attached, but not this one. Akon sticks to his pop formula, turns on the Auto-Tune, and sings his heart out for the Big Apple. Weird, but honestly, not that bad either.

Visit Complex.com every day at 5 PM for your daily “5 O’Clock Shuffle“ playlist.

Word is Max B got sentenced to 75 years today. Damn, son. [Nah Right]

Feel that temperature shift? Time to get your jacket game in order. [Daily Drop]

Mariah and Nick can’t conceive so they’re adopting. Somewhere Eminem is writing punchlines. [PopCrunch]

Check out the five worst end-of-season collapses in MLB history. [Coed Mag]

If you don’t take anyone home tonight you can always check these chicks out. [Double Viking]

Why are people still surprised that celebrities do drugs? [Flisted]

It’s not too early to figure out what’s going down this Labor Day. [Holy Taco]

The tension came to a head this week when he released the scathing diss record, “The Warning.” While it’s the most brutal moment of their conflicts, it’s certainly not the first. Keep reading to check out every detail of the long and complicated History Of Eminem And Mariah Carey’s Relationship…

2001: The Relationship Begins
• After Eminem met with Mariah to discuss a possible collaboration on her Charmbracelet album, the couple allegedly began dating.

2002: Mariah Turns Up On The Eminem Show
• Marshall mentioned the diva in song twice on his third album. He rapped “What you trying be? My new wife? / What, you Mariah? Fly through twice” on “Superman” and on “When The Music Stops” suggested that he would “beg Mariah to take [him] back” before censoring his lyrics.

2002: Eminem Confirms The Fling
• When asked about the relationship by Rolling Stone, Em answered, “There’s truth to that. But on the whole personal level, I’m not really feeling it. I just don’t like her as a person.”

2002: Mariah Denies Romance Rumors
• MC told Maxim that there was no “sexual relationship” between her and Slim Shady. She later told Larry King: “I hung out with him, I spoke to him on the phone. I think I was probably with him a total of four times. And I don’t consider that dating somebody.”

2002: Mariah Carey Clowns Slim Shady
• On “Clown” from Charmbracelet, the singer ambiguously addressed the relationship, saying that she “should’ve left it at I like your music too” and insinuates that the only reason she flew to Eminem’s house is because “taking [her] G5 twenty minutes wasn’t nothing.”

2003: The Diva Takes The Beef To The Stage
• Mariah’s 2003 tour included a The Marionette Show set that parodied The Eminem Show. While performing the aforementioned “Clown” a female dancer was brought on stage sporting a blonde wig and a Detroit Pistons jersey. She never said, “no shots” so it’s clear who the target was.

2005: Eminem Responds On His Own Tour
• During the Anger Management tour, Eminem played voicemail messages allegedly from Mariah with her saying “Why won’t you see me? Why won’t you call me?” amongst other longing statements. One of Mariah’s friends told the press that an “impostor” had recorded the messages.

2006: Marshall Mentions Mimi In Song Again
• Refusing to let the issue die, Slim talked about sexing the singer on “Jimmy Crack Corn” from the Re-Up album. “Your mind’s on us like mine’s on Mariah / And y’all are just like her, you’re all fucking liars / But I’ll just keep fucking you like I fucked her / Right in the ass with KY yes sir.”

2006: Em Lashes Out On The Radio
• While visiting his Shade 45 satellite radio station to promote The Re-Up, Em continued to address his relationship with Mariah. In between calling her a “bitch” and “cunt” he admitted that they “did have a relationship for about a good six, seven months.” He cited their personalities differences as the demise of the relationship and even complimented her talent, but was bothered by “the fact that she denied [they] ever had something.”

2007: Curtis Co-Signs Marshall
• On “All Of Me” from his Curtis album, 50 Cent spit: “Em predicted it all, I don’t know how he knew it / He said women from Hollywood they liars, liars, liars / You fuck them, they get you heated, deny it like Mariah.”

2009: Eminem Drops A Bomb On The Newlyweds
• After two years of silence, Mariah’s marriage to Nick Cannon set the rapper off and inspired Relapse’s “Bagpipes From Baghdad” where he calls Nick Cannon a “prick” and wishes him “luck with the fucking whore” amongst other insults. The song led to a lengthy blog post from Nick Cannon where he defended his wife, claimed Eminem never got to “second base,” and called him racist.

2009: Mimi Thinks Marshall Is Obsessed
• “Obsessed”, the first single from MC’s upcoming album, Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel, seems to be a clear shot at Eminem, despite her and her husband’s denial of any beef. Mariah’s decision to portray a stalker in a very Eminem-like outfit for the music video makes it even harder to take the claims seriously.

2009: Eminem Ethers Mariah Carey
• Taking offense to “Obsessed” and Mariah’s constant denial of any previous romantic involvement, Eminem released this scathing diss track aimed at Mariah and her husband yesterday. He goes into graphic detail about their one sexual encounter and threatens to release incriminating pictures and audio confirming their relationship.

Mariah Carey enlists Gucci Mane for the remix to her first single. Never saw that coming. [Nah Right]

It’s almost officially summer and you still need help with the ladies. Look no further. [Coed Mag]

Keep in mind that these are rumors, but early talk about G.I. Joe doesn’t sound too good. [Flisted]

We wish we were eavesdropping when Kim Kardashian gave Heidi Pratt advice on posing for Playboy. [PopCrunch]

Scope out this new art from AJ Fosik. [SlamxHype]

Gisele’s latest photo shoot might be slightly disrespectful, but it’s still pretty hot. [Lossip]

We’d much rather watch Malia Jones catch waves than the guys who say “gnarly.” [Holy Taco]

Models and celebs are great, but these non-famous hotties hold it down pretty well too. [Double Viking]

Oh, but the internet was on fire last week. First Eminem’s Relapse leaked, then Nick Carey Cannon caught feelings about some of Em’s lyrics about Mariah Carey. On the track “Bagpipes from Baghdad,” Marshall goes in on his alleged ex-jumpoff and her present husband:

…Mariah whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch!/You see I never really asked for much/I can’t imagine what’s going through your mind after such/A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk/Luis Miguel—Nick Cannon better back the fuck/Up, I’m not playin’, I want her back, you punk/This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk/Mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk/Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk/And yeah baby i want another crack at ya/You can beat me with any spatula that you want/I mean I really want you bad, you c*nt/Nick you had your fun, i’ve come to kick you in your sack of junk/Man I could use a fresh batch of blood/So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupunct…

Not even that harsh, especially in comparison to the psychosexual gorefest that is much of Relapse. Regardless, though, Nick blacked out on his blog, coming out of pocket with all kinds of threats (physical and otherwise) toward Em, even going so far as to compare Mariah to Michelle Obama and Oprah. (Even though he pulled the post in a matter of hours, you can still read it plenty of places, including here.) And that’s all we’ve heard of it so far…UNTIL NOW! See, when you have two celebrities on Twitter, chances are shit’s gonna boil over. And boil over it did. Thankfully, we follow all the parties involved, so we were able to record the whole confrontation as it went down.* Don’t say we never did anything for you…

*and by “it,” we mean “this totally false fictional account of what we wish had happened for satirical purposes only please don’t sue us Jimmy Iovine”

nickcannon Has anyone heard this Eminem joint? I love it! I mean I hate it! He’s the GOAT! Except I’m about to intimidate him into taking this song off his album! Wait, no, I’m gonna say I will, then pretend I never said anything!

TheRealCashis *actually dead of malnutrition*

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Ever since she escaped husband/boss Tommy Mottola’s iron grip in the late '90s, Mariah’s breasts (which have mysteriously grown in size over the years) have stolen the spotlight in steamy music videos and magazine covers across the globe. Even at the ripe ol’ age of 38, the Two’s can’t be stopped (special thanks to her trainer and airbrush assistant). Check out Mariah’s 5 most amazing breast moments below…

#5: JAMES WHITE SHOOT FOR FHM (MAY 2005)

[click on the photo to view full body shot]

Click through to see Mariah Carey’s Best Breast Moments

When the high-heeled pop star was asked to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a pro game in Tokyo, she totally embarrassed herself, delivering a bigger flub than her husband Nick Cannon's music. But to be fair, Carey's not the first person to F up the coveted first pitch of a baseball game: Cincinnati’s Mayor Mallory, the Michelin Man, and Dick Cheney all shit the bed when it was their time to take the mound. Watch some piss-poor performances after the jump.

Mariah isn't athletically-sound:

The Michelin Man Couldn't Reach The Plate:

Cincinnati Mayor throws the worst pitch ever…leaves everyone stunned:

Dick Cheney gets booed and then decides he's too good for the pitcher's mound:

[With Leather]

There's even been chatter that the two are engaged, which wouldn't be that much of a shocker being that Nicky put the cuffs on Ebanks with the quickness. After looking through Cannon's resume of women he's slayed in the past few years, we got to thinking, Who takes top billing as the hottest chick in Nick's rotation? Help us out by voting in the poll after the jump.

Related: Complex’s Nick Cannon Cover Story

“Don’t let this industry come between us. You know I love you. We been through our ups, we been through our downs and you mean everything to me, man…Who I’m talking to? My money, who else would I be talking to?”

Hear the full song after the jump…

Mariah Carey f/ Cam’ron “Touch My Body (Desert Storm Remix)” (2008)

Karate-Bot fights real-life Robot Chicken. [Reuters]

Family Affair: Obama is related to Brad Pitt, and Hillary is related to Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]

Victim’s 5th anniversary watch collabo with Casio G-Shock has us shook. [Freshness]

More proof that the album is dead: The Smashing Pumpkins are only releasing “groups of songs” now. [Spinner]