
Left To Right: Lupe Fiasco, Theophilus London, Mariah Carey, Walls, Akon
Each day Complex scours the music blogs for 5 fresh songs that you should listen to in our 5 O’Clock Shuffle post. Instead of going crazy trying to keep up with your RSS feeds everyday, just head over to Complex.com to stay up-to-date on important leaks and releases.
Everyone has different musical tastes, but we’re pretty sure we’ve covered them all with today’s Shuffle playlist. Lupe brings the lyricism. Mariah gets a few Southern rappers to help her out. Akon applies his pop formula to a NYC tribute. And there’s more to look forward to from a couple lesser known artists. The mix is all over the place, but satisfying nonetheless. Press play after the jump…
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We thought we couldn’t be any more obsessed with Kim Kardashian. We were wrong. [Moe Jackson]
Word is Max B got sentenced to 75 years today. Damn, son. [Nah Right]
Feel that temperature shift? Time to get your jacket game in order. [Daily Drop]
Mariah and Nick can’t conceive so they’re adopting. Somewhere Eminem is writing punchlines. [PopCrunch]
Check out the five worst end-of-season collapses in MLB history. [Coed Mag]
If you don’t take anyone home tonight you can always check these chicks out. [Double Viking]
Why are people still surprised that celebrities do drugs? [Flisted]
It’s not too early to figure out what’s going down this Labor Day. [Holy Taco]

Over the course of her career, Mariah Carey has been romantically linked to multiple celebrity men. She’s been ambiguous about some relationships and completely open about others, but has always vehemently denied any relationship with Eminem. Um, Marshall Mathers disagrees and for the better part of this decade, he’s been trying to get her to acknowledge their relationship.
The tension came to a head this week when he released the scathing diss record, “The Warning.” While it’s the most brutal moment of their conflicts, it’s certainly not the first. Keep reading to check out every detail of the long and complicated History Of Eminem And Mariah Carey’s Relationship…
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Oh, how we’ve missed you Nicole. Here are some pics of her enjoying the ocean. [Bastardly]
Mariah Carey enlists Gucci Mane for the remix to her first single. Never saw that coming. [Nah Right]
It’s almost officially summer and you still need help with the ladies. Look no further. [Coed Mag]
Keep in mind that these are rumors, but early talk about G.I. Joe doesn’t sound too good. [Flisted]
We wish we were eavesdropping when Kim Kardashian gave Heidi Pratt advice on posing for Playboy. [PopCrunch]
Scope out this new art from AJ Fosik. [SlamxHype]
Gisele’s latest photo shoot might be slightly disrespectful, but it’s still pretty hot. [Lossip]
We’d much rather watch Malia Jones catch waves than the guys who say “gnarly.” [Holy Taco]
Models and celebs are great, but these non-famous hotties hold it down pretty well too. [Double Viking]

Oh, but the internet was on fire last week. First Eminem’s Relapse leaked, then Nick Carey Cannon caught feelings about some of Em’s lyrics about Mariah Carey. On the track “Bagpipes from Baghdad,” Marshall goes in on his alleged ex-jumpoff and her present husband:
…Mariah whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch!/You see I never really asked for much/I can’t imagine what’s going through your mind after such/A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk/Luis Miguel—Nick Cannon better back the fuck/Up, I’m not playin’, I want her back, you punk/This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk/Mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk/Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk/And yeah baby i want another crack at ya/You can beat me with any spatula that you want/I mean I really want you bad, you c*nt/Nick you had your fun, i’ve come to kick you in your sack of junk/Man I could use a fresh batch of blood/So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupunct…
Not even that harsh, especially in comparison to the psychosexual gorefest that is much of Relapse. Regardless, though, Nick blacked out on his blog, coming out of pocket with all kinds of threats (physical and otherwise) toward Em, even going so far as to compare Mariah to Michelle Obama and Oprah. (Even though he pulled the post in a matter of hours, you can still read it plenty of places, including here.) And that’s all we’ve heard of it so far…UNTIL NOW! See, when you have two celebrities on Twitter, chances are shit’s gonna boil over. And boil over it did. Thankfully, we follow all the parties involved, so we were able to record the whole confrontation as it went down.* Don’t say we never did anything for you…
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Okay, so this might be the one day that you’re not focused on titties. But even if you’re down in DC, you won’t be able to escape the power of Mariah Carey’s Two’s'the singer will be belting out “Hero” tonight at the Neighborhood Inaugural Ball, which airs on ABC. Obama’s finally the President, so we’d like to take this opportunity to appoint Mariah as the Queen of Cleavage.
Ever since she escaped husband/boss Tommy Mottola’s iron grip in the late '90s, Mariah’s breasts (which have mysteriously grown in size over the years) have stolen the spotlight in steamy music videos and magazine covers across the globe. Even at the ripe ol’ age of 38, the Two’s can’t be stopped (special thanks to her trainer and airbrush assistant). Check out Mariah’s 5 most amazing breast moments below…
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Yesterday, Mariah Carey's spur-of-the-moment marriage coverage was put on the back burner in favor of laughing at her baseball skills.
When the high-heeled pop star was asked to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a pro game in Tokyo, she totally embarrassed herself, delivering a bigger flub than her husband Nick Cannon's music. But to be fair, Carey's not the first person to F up the coveted first pitch of a baseball game: Cincinnati’s Mayor Mallory, the Michelin Man, and Dick Cheney all shit the bed when it was their time to take the mound. Watch some piss-poor performances after the jump.
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We realize that Nick Cannon is probably sitting pretty high on your Kufi category, but you must admit, the dude definitely gets his Leon Phelps on. Having already bedded chicks like Christina Milian, Victoria Secret's model Selita Ebanks and Kim Kardashian (allegedly) Cannon recently confirmed to People that him and the never-past-her-prime Mariah Carey are now an item.
There's even been chatter that the two are engaged, which wouldn't be that much of a shocker being that Nicky put the cuffs on Ebanks with the quickness. After looking through Cannon's resume of women he's slayed in the past few years, we got to thinking, Who takes top billing as the hottest chick in Nick's rotation? Help us out by voting in the poll after the jump.
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There’s something so classic about Mimi and Killa Cam together. First, she remade Cam’s “Oh Boy” back in 2002, then rumors surfaced in 2006 that the two were secretly an item. It turned out not to be true, but now Clue managed to get Cam out of hiding to jump on the Desert Storm remix to “Touch My Body,” for which he jacked 2Pac’s “Ambitionz Of A Rider.” Killa even plays on those old rumors that he and M.C. had a thing going:
“Don’t let this industry come between us. You know I love you. We been through our ups, we been through our downs and you mean everything to me, man…Who I’m talking to? My money, who else would I be talking to?”
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At 37, Mariah proved she still looks as good as chicks half her age while performing at The Hills‘ season premiere. [FListed]
Karate-Bot fights real-life Robot Chicken. [Reuters]
Family Affair: Obama is related to Brad Pitt, and Hillary is related to Angelina Jolie. [Huffington Post]
Victim’s 5th anniversary watch collabo with Casio G-Shock has us shook. [Freshness]
More proof that the album is dead: The Smashing Pumpkins are only releasing “groups of songs” now. [Spinner]