Sling Madness

Technological breakthroughs happen so fast that even a couple of years ago can feel like a distant memory. Like, bust—the first two frantic days of March Madness are around the corner (March 20 and 21), meaning two long work days stuck in a cubicle without access to a TV to watch dozens of first-round games. Back, back, back in the day, your ass was either playing hooky or taking a stupid long lunch break to watch the games. Back, back in the day, you could sit in your cubicle and get score updates via your web browser. And back in the day, like last year, you could try your luck procuring a watchable live stream, which is probably less rewarding than scrambled porn. I mean, shit, you can still squeeze a nut off scrambled porn.
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