For those of you who are avid watchers of MTV’s Jersey Shore—which is to say, for everyone with eyes in their head and a keen appreciation of trainwrecks—you probably saw the world’s most steroid-ridden romantic, Ronnie, throw some bows on the boardwalk last night. Some schmuck who thought that Seaside Heights was more gangster then the motherfucking BRONX tried to impress his girlfriend and failed miserably. There’s a lesson to be learned here: don’t write check your ass can’t cash, and Ronnie’s got some wicked overdraft insurance.
For all its annoying sanctimony about the Snooki punch last month, we have to hand it to MTV: they know we love to watch functionally retarded people whale on each other. The heads over at Viacom are no stranger to controversy, and they know that what they do best is fisticuffs. Some of the fights they’ve aired over the years have been damn near legendary asswhuppings, and it would be downright uncivilized not to recognize them. Check out, then, a nine-round brawl of the greatest fights on MTV…
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Whitney Port was caught hitting the beach in Miami this weekend. [Moe Jackson]
Fabolous commissions Drake for the “Throw It In The Bag” remix. [Nah Right]
Stop listening to music on your laptop speakers and get a real system like this Bose Soundlink. [Daily Drop]
These tips will help you avoid being a douche on your next plane ride. [Coed Mag]
You made it through Monday. Now go home and look at these hotties in the wild. [Double Viking]
Kid Cudi talks about The Great Hangover Tour, fashion, and his upcoming album. [Karmaloop TV]
Girls and what their pets really say about them. Finally. [Holy Taco]
Diddy will be making his own band, on the upcoming Making His Band. Clever name. [PopCrunch]
Nice Kicks is giving away a pair of Commonwealth x Reebok Omni Pump Lites. Go put in your bid. [Nice Kicks]
Chris Brown finally gives Rihanna and everyone else a real apology. [Flisted]
He’s an undeniable camera whore, but damn if Diddy isn’t an awesome reality TV show star. Ever since 2002’s Making the Band, Diddy’s reality has provided us with a steady stream of potent quotables and hilarious hi-jinks.
His new VH1 show'I Want To Work For Diddy, which premieres tonight at 9 P.M. on VH1'promises to be no different. To prepare, we remembered Diddy’s top reality show moments below.
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