Girls 10 Sexy Secretaries We’d Love To Work Over

Know any good secretaries? Seriously, we had to fire ours this morning, so we’re looking for a new one. You see, yesterday was Secretary’s Administrative Professionals’ Day, only our own AP had it on the calendar for today. Hence the fact that she’s now out looking for a job in this sucky economy. ‘Plex bends for no one (PAUSE).

Anyways, the reason we were so excited about APs’ Day was because we’ve been contemplating a post celebrating the little people that take dictation and serve as sounding boards for our crudest pick-up lines (we see you HR). So before we have to go defend yet another frivolous sexual harassment claim, we present the 10 Hottest Secretaries of All Time…

Movies The Dark Knight Shines Brightly

With Batman Begins (2005), director Christopher Nolan saved the comic hero franchise from years of camp and kitsch (and George Clooney's nipple suit). But Ayo! Scott only knows how to keep it all the way real, so let's agree that as refreshing as Nolan's darker take was, the movie had some shit on its shorts. For people who don't own Batman bed sheets, the environmentalist terrorist Ra's al Ghul was a pretty obscure and lame supervillain to kick-start the franchise with. Katie Holmes, who played opposite Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne's childhood friend and love interest Rachel Dawes, had the same chemistry and believability with Bale that she has with her heterosextraterrestrial husband Tom Cruise…