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Another day. Another Shuffle playlist. The mix of new music just doesn’t stop. Today we have tracks from Hov’s new artist, the Queen of Pop, and a few more noteworthy acts. Stop listening to that old stuff and check out these fresh cuts after the jump…

SONG: “Lights Please”
ARTIST: J. Cole
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Fans of Roc Nation’s flagship artist will already be familiar with this record, but it’s just been released to radio so it’s about to be new to millions more. If his Blueprint 3 feature caught your attention, definitely check out this banger.

SONG: “Animal”
ARTIST: Miike Snow
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Production duo Bloodshy & Avant (Britney Spears, Kylie Minogue) and newcomer Andrew Wyatt have joined forces and to create Miike Snow. They’ve been making noise for a few months now and rightfully so. Give this a listen if you’re not up on them yet.

SONG: “Revolver”
ARTIST: Madonna f/ Lil’ Wayne
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• A Madonna-less demo surfaced a while ago, but the final version is here. This will be on her greatest hits album, Celebration, dropping later this month. Look out for a music video soon too.

SONG: “Top Of The World”
ARTIST: Rich Boy
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• Here is Rich Boy’s contribution to the soundtrack for LeBron James’ upcoming documentary. The same soundtrack with Drake’s star-studded “Forever” track. The Alabama rapper provides his standard fare on this one, which is all we want to hear from him anyway.

SONG: “Greenday”
ARTIST: Lloyd Banks
DOWNLOAD: [LINK]
• 50’s homie probably won’t ever get the buzz he once had back, but he’s still trying. Dude has always been a good rapper and even if you’re over G-Unit, it’s hard to deny that he can still spit.

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1985: Madonna Brings The Beasties On Tour
• In a move that puzzled many at the time, Madonna pegged The Beastie Boys as the opening act on her Like A Virgin Tour. Fans didn’t respond well and booed the pre-Licensed To Ill rappers off stage at multiple stops.

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1986: The Queen Of Pop Goes Dutch
• Rap had barely been around for a decade, but Dutch group MC Miker G & DJ Sven tried their hand at the craft and scored big with “Holiday Rap,” which sampled Madonna’s 1983 hit of the same name (sans Rap). The song didn’t do well in the US but reached #1 in 34 countries, including France, Germany, Switzerland, and of course, The Netherlands.

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1990: Madonna Samples Public Enemy
• “Justify My Love,” a #1 single from The Immaculate Collection, known for its controversial music video, prominently samples Public Enemy’s “Security Of The First World” instrumental. PE didn’t seek legal action against Madge or producer Lenny Kravitz because of their own sampling tendencies. Instead, they had Young Black Teenagers record a response record called “To My Donna” over the same beat. DJ Quik continued the trend, giving the song another stamp in the hip-hop world when he sampled it for Jay-Z’s “Justify My Thug” years later.

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1992: Rappers Get Close In The Sex Book
• Released alongside her Erotica album, the Queen’s wildly successful Sex book showed love to a couple of rappers. Literally. Big Daddy Kane was seen in the midst of a ménage à trois with Madonna and Naomi Campbell. Vanilla Ice was pictured copping a feel too.

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1995: Madge Draws From Main Source
• Despite the wishes of her record label, Madonna released the hip-hop tinged “Human Nature” as a single from her Bedtime Stories album instead of a more pop-friendly track. The record sampled Main Source’s “What You Need” (from the group’s obscure, post-Large Professor album Fuck What You Think) and peaked at #46 on Billboard’s Hot 100 chart.

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1995: Madonna And Tupac Link Up
• One year before Shakur’s death, the couple briefly dated. In the 2007 book, Madonna: Like An Icon, friend Alison Clarkson revealed that Madonna “desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men.” Rumor is, Tupac eventually dumped her after getting flack from his homies for dating a white girl.

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2003: Madge Spits A Hot 16
• Not only did buzz surround Madonna’s American Life album due to its controversial anti-war message, but also because of her decision to rap on the project’s single of the same name. Most people hated, but the woman has paid her dues. Let her drop a verse if she wants.

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2003: The Material Girl And Missy Fall Into The Gap
• By the early Aughts, collaborations between pop and hip-hop artists weren’t as surprising but Madonna kept up her ties with the genre. Her Gap commercial with Missy Elliott was critically panned but popular nonetheless.

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2005: Madonna Supports The Krumping Movement
• Back when krumping seemed like something more than an epic fail, Madonna was one of the dance movements’ first mainstream supporters. The hip-hop influenced style of dancing was heavily featured in her music video for “Hung Up” (which was directed by Rize’s David LaChappelle) and reports circulated that she was learning how to do the dance herself for an upcoming tour.

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2008: Madonna Goes Hard
• Hard Candy, Madonna’s last album with Warner Bros. (before signing a $150 million deal with Live Nation), was her most direct foray into hip-hop, as it was almost entirely written and produced by Timbaland and The Neptunes. Kanye even hopped on a track. It was released to mostly positive reviews and earned Madge her seventh #1 album.

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Lil’ Wayne blacks out over this Just Blaze beat. [Nah Right]

Four ridiculously hot chicks walking around L.A. Naked. For the win. [Coed Mag]

Who knew Michael Vick spent his time in prison writing poetry? [Holy Taco]

Make sure your girl isn’t submitting her semi-naked pics like the rest of these ladies. [Double Viking]

Check this Bape tee out if you want to be the $100 t-shirt guy. [Daily Drop]

Yo! What the hell is wrong with Madonna’s arms?! [Pop Crunch]

American athletes are slacking off. Damn. [Flisted]

Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has reportedly broken up with his girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. His fans have reason to be excited—not because Romo will have more free time to flirt with heavily perspiring male groupies, but because she distracted him from his pursuit of a Super Bowl ring.

Since bagging Simpson in 2007, the once promising #9 has crapped the bed when she was in attendance, caused controversy by taking a vacation with her before a playoff game that he lost, and missed the playoffs entirely, putting up three turnovers and zero touchdowns in a 44-6 blowout loss in the final, must-win game of the 2008 regular season. Not that we blame dude; if we were Romo, the only route we’d have on our mind is the one leading directly to her milk duds.

Now that Romo’s a free man, we expect he’ll have a career resurgence. Why? Well, for one, he couldn’t play much worse than he did in that last stinker. Besides, there’s a history of athletes whose performance suffered because of a woman, and they usually get back on track once they drop their dimes. Read on below to see what we mean…

Andre Rison and Lisa “Left-Eye” Lopes, ‘94

Before: Rison pulled down 86 receptions for 1,242 yards and 15 touchdowns in the 1993 season before beginning his stormy relationship with Left-Eye.

During: The Falcons Wide Receiver saw his stats begin to slide as things heated up in ‘94. Rison had 81 receptions for 1,088 yards and 8 touchdowns.

After: Rison would spend the ‘95 season with the Browns and make 47 receptions for a meager 701 yards and only 3 touchdowns.

Girlfriend Effect? Things got a little hot for Rison when Left-Eye burned down his house and broke up with him. Then again, you try studying your playbook (a.k.a. Madden) after it’s been melted.
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Andre Agassi and Brooke Shields, ‘97-’99

Before: Andre took home an Olympic gold at the Atlanta Games in ‘96.

During: ‘97 would prove to be the low point in both Agassi’s career and his marriage to Shields. Agassi spent the year suffering from a wrist injury and saw his world ranking plummet from no. 1 in ‘95 to no. 141 in ‘97.

After: After breaking free from Shields, Agassi returned to tennis court domination. ‘96 brought Agassi five titles, among them the French Open and US Open, bringing his world ranking from 122 to 6.

Girlfriend Effect? Shields was Agassi’s tennis kryptonite. We find it a little suspicious that his wrist injury resurfaced around the time of their divorce. Aren’t you supposed to, you know, get it on the regular when you’re married?
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Chuck Finley and Tawny Kitaen, ‘97-’02

Before: California Angels Pitcher Chuck Finley pitched 35 games with 215 strikeouts in the year before his marriage to Whitesnake vixen Kitaen.

During: As the marriage began to dissolve in ‘01, Finley would endure a rough season, pitching 22 games with just 96 strikeouts.

After: After the vacuous marriage came to an end, Finley was back on his grind, albeit for three different teams, pitching 32 total games for 174 strikeouts.

Girlfriend Effect? When you have a wife that beats you with her stiletto slore heels, then snitches to the league about your drug and steroid use, you’ve got to expect a performance dip.
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Chris Webber and Tyra Banks, ‘03-’06

Before: In the 2002-’03 season, Webber had 1,542 season points and a .461 field goal percentage. Not bad.

During: Between a shoulder surgery and sparse playing time, Webber only banked 430 points in the 2003-’04 season, managing to maintain a .413 field goal percentage.

After: With America’s Next Top Model behind him, Webber was back to 1,518 points in the 2005-’06 season.

Girlfriend Effect? We’d like to think Webber’s shoulder injury stemmed from a wild sex swing injury paired with a lack of conditioning. Or maybe the size of Tyra’s forehead just weighed too heavily on him.
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Alex Rodriguez and Madonna, 2008

Before: A-Rod put up solid numbers during his 2007 season as a family man, with an impressive .314 batting average, 143 runs, and 54 ding-dongs.

During: Fresh off a divorce from his wife Cynthia, A-Rod allegedly popped Madonna’s cherry for the 234,123 time while still managing to uphold a .302 batting average in 2008 with 104 runs and 35 homers.

After: With the smoke cleared, A-Rod seems to be hurting this season (possibly from steroid withdrawal). So far in 2009, he’s got a .256 batting average, 35 runs, and 17 homers.

Girlfriend Effect? It’s hard to say considering A-Rod was the source of so much heartbreak and scandal in the past few years, but realistically, Madonna’s sag may well have deflated his swag.
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BONUS COUPLE

Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Scherzinger, 2009

Before: Hamilton was the first black driver (and the youngest) to become a Formula One Champion in 2008.

During: Hamilton’s current standing has dropped to 11th.

Girlfriend Effect? For Scher-zinger.

Watch this sneak preview of Eminem’s upcoming “Beautiful” video. [Nah Right]

Model Bar Refaeli’s nude art exhibit means you don’t have pretend like you’re interested in museums. [Flisted]

Here’s 6 things you didn’t know about the Bruno movie. [CoedMag]

The work day is over. Celebrate by looking at pics of these hotties. [Double Viking]

Jordan Fusions get a bad rep, but these aren’t so bad. [Nice Kicks]

So this is why we have a Russian girl fetish. [Holy Taco]

Madonna continues to kill the Louis Vuitton ad campaigns. [PopCrunch]

Hell, 50 Cent used to talk about releasing a dildo of his own, but this is a whole other situation; someone’s getting the shaft here, that’s for sure. Click on for 5 shameful instances of (mostly unauthorized) celeb-themed adult novelties…

HEAD O STATE OBAMA DILDO

Is it racist or just stupid? So hard to say these days.
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MADONNA CONDOMS

In 1979, the sinewy tarantula formerly known as Madonna was a young and attracitve singer who posed for some ill-advised nude shots by photographer Martin Schreiber. In 2001, Schreiber licensed them jernts to a condom company, who promptly felt the legal heat from Madonna’s team of voguing quasi-Hindu Kabbalah ninjas. Take a lesson from Guy Ritchie and think twice before you let her get that close to your junk.
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J-HO AND SARAH JESSICA PORKHER BLOWUP DOLLS

Not to be confused with other thinly-veiled ripoffs like “Lindsay Fully Loaded” and “Dirty Christina.” You stay classy, Pipedreams!
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DAVE STEWART’S LIMITED-EDITION VIBRATORS

No, not the relief pitcher'the weird silent dude from Eurythmics. Yeah, he and some “adult boutique” decided the world needed $2,000 vibrators with his lyrics etched on them. Look, all we’re saying is If we’re paying two large for a sex toy, it better have a heartbeat.
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CELEBRITYBUTTPLUGS.COM (R.I.P.)

All we’re gonna do here is quote the sales pitch. Kind tells you all you need to know about the company behind “George Dubya Tush”:

People say DUBYA’s got his head up his butt, now you can find out what it’s like to have it up yours! 5 1/4″ high and 3″ from ear to ear (flared for ultimate anal amusement) GEORGE DUBYA TUSH will have you standing at attention and saluting the flag while he roots around for that pesky WMD (Wildly Messy Defecation)! Available in a variety of colors.

Thanks in advance to the producers and analysts who allow the broadcast to be sidetracked by this bullshit. While you try to focus on the actual game action, check out ten of of the most discussed athlete-starlet couples and vote on which is the most annoying.


San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker & Eva Longoria

New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen

Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder David Beckham & Victoria Beckham

New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez & Madonna

Retired tennis pro Anna Kournikova & Enrique Iglesias

Mixed martial artist Tito Ortiz & Jenna Jameson

New York Islanders center Mike Comrie & Hillary Duff

IndyCar racer Dario Franchitti & Ashley Judd

Seeing Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day locking lips with another female was the moment we’ve been waiting for. The surprise came last night when Aubrella was out and about with socialite/model Lydia Hearst-Shaw at the posh New York nightclub, Butter.

After landmark hook-ups like Denise Richards and Neve Campbell in Wild Things or the 2003 Madonna x Britney Spears x Christina Aguilera collabo, we thought that the trend of famous women locking lips had run its course. But even before the Aubrey/Lydia incident, it was already shaping up to be the year of the faux-lesbian make-out session. Check out our top 5 girl-on-girl moments from 2008 below.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND NATALIE PORTMAN

Their movie The Other Boleyn Girl might have been a critical and commercial flop, but these flawless beauties still had us glued to the screen when they kissed for the cameras at the movie’s UK premiere.

MADONNA AND HER BACKUP DANCER

Not that many pop stars are lining up these days to french kiss the Yankees third baseman’s jumpoff, so here’s where the backup dancers come in. Congrats, you just kissed A-Rod’s balls.

PENELOPE CRUZ AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Woody Allen put the Spanish bombshell in a dark room with Scarlett and made movie magic by having them make out in his new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona. What else would you expect from someone who smashes his stepdaughter?

LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAMANTHA RONSON

The power couple normally keeps the PDA on the low like Hov and Beyoncé. That is, until this paparazzi shot helped add fuel to the fire crotch of the rumors about their budding relationship.

KATY PERRY AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG

There’s something terribly wrong in the world when a hot girl like Katy Perry has the number one song in the country with “I Kissed A Girl” and doesn’t kiss any girls in the video, but then smooches Whoopi Goldberg on The View. KP’s the official wanksta of lezzie-inspired pop music.

Regardless of what happened, it seems like Guy has become the forgotten solider in this saga. Until now. Complex would like to announce that we’re riding with Team Ritchie. In case he ends up getting a divorce, we’ve compiled a list of other cougar '80s pop stars who might be able fill Madge’s shoes. See our choices after the jump.

Kylie Minogue

After recently taking top billing in a poll that asked British men who they'd love to date, it's apparent that Ms. Minogue still has it. The 40 year old is a resilient beauty'a few years ago she beat breast cancer before releasing her tenth album. Since she knows a little bit about comebacks herself, Kylie could definitely help Guy plot his own.

Lisa Lisa

Those beefcakes from Full Force had her back throughout the '80s, so we never got a stab at this sexy around the way girl, who put Freestyle music on the map with the Cult Jam. Nowadays, L-squared has settled down into the domestic life, playing a mother on a short-lived Nickelodeon show and raising kids of her own. You know she would treat that adopted African baby like it was her own.

Debbie Gibson

Teen pop idol Deborah Ann was way ahead of her time. Back in 1987, she was the youngest person to write, produce and perform a song that hit #1 on the billboard chart (until Soulja Boy came along). Sure she's 38 now, but her figure is still in check. Don’t believe us? Check out the March 2005 issue of Playboy.

Shelia E.

Even at 51, this '80s drummer/singer looks fly, making recent cameos on American Idol and The Next Great American Band. Come on, Guy…anyone who thinks Prince is normal enough to hang out with for an extended period of time has to be down for anything.

Janet Jackson

It’s conceivable that Janet could be ready to replace her baby-Gap boyfriend Jermaine Dupri. After all, he did screw up two of her albums in a row. And if there’s one thing Guy learned from making Swept Away with Madonna, it’s to keep business and pleasure completely separated.

Forget Pap and Joey Crack, what goth-rocker do you think would body the other, Marilyn Manson or Trent Reznor?
[DoubleViking]

Ugh. Madonna was much hotter when Dennis Rodman was bedding her. Check her new album cover. [Weakgame]

Some things remain a constant on Spring Break trips, mainly girls getting retarded drunk and some a-hole with a point and shoot taking advantage. [CoedMagazine]

The Irish frat-boys are going to go nuts over this beer-pong table. St. Patty's day all year long! [TheBachelorGuy]

Think you're tough? Lets see if you have the stones to take part in the five manliest sports on the planet. [Justaguything]