Video Games Celebrate Madden Day! The 8 Worst Types of Madden Players

Madden Day is finally here, which means that our next few months are about to be filled with marathon sessions of Madden 10 (EA Sports). Early reviews are touting the game as awesome and fun—but really, what the fuck did you expect? It’s Madden, son. Madden!!! This year, EA has added a dope online franchise mode, meaning that instead of geeking out by yourself on the living room couch…well, you’ll still be geeking out by yourself on the living room couch, but at least you’ll be connecting with real-life opponents via the Internet. And we all know playing Madden is like having sex—it can be pretty fun solo but nothing beats testing your skills with a real-life human.

Of course, not all Madden opponents are created equal, and over the years we’ve identified recurring archetypes of dickhead players. Here’s our list of the 8 worst types of Madden competitors. If you fit one of these profiles, then please put the controller down before you come fuck with us…

Winding Down Throwin’ Up Hand Signs

Nothing beats watching the Brazilian women's volleyball team throwing up behind-the-back signals at the Olympic games. [Bastardly]

The Madden curse lives on…sort of. [Das Gamer]

We're surprised this couple made it through this bike stunt alive. [Double Viking]

Today didn't suck thanks to the daily snapshot. [CoedMag]

Lil Wayne’s Pussy Monster track finally hits the blogs. [Nah Right]

Video Games The Greatest Football Players In Video Game History

With the release of Madden 09, today marks the 20th anniversary of the hugely popular NFL video game series. If you're serious about the game that has kept male procrastination steady year in and year out, we're guessing you've already unwrapped the plastic on your copy.

While the world enjoys this year's edition, we teamed up with Fiyastarter.com to choose the most dominant players in the history of football video games. Check out who made our all-lifetime team…