Well, at least he’s not licking his lips and blowing kisses.
Ladies love LL Cool J, but it damn sure ain’t because they think dude is a great actor. While he can reasonably proclaim himself the G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time) in rap, in the acting world he’s just plain goat-ass. And yet he stays getting roles, perhaps because his agent throws on sensual LL jams and rubs a lot of…backs (just a guess). On NCIS: Los Angeles, CBS’s new NCIS spinoff, which premieres tonight, he plays an ex-Navy SEAL turned undercover agent for the L.A. branch of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Based on his previous work, we don’t expect this one will stay afloat (then again, America loves the bad acting on The Mentalist). Check out clips of LL’s worst acting to see why we’ve got a sinking feeling…
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Cash Money is an army, better yet…an army made up of washed-up recruits. Earlier this week, Bow Wow shocked the rap world when he announced that he has signed a new deal with Baby and Slim’s iconic New Orleans label. And a few months ago, Philly rapper Freeway also announced that he has inked a deal with CMR. Who’s next?
Since the label has started inviting refugees from other labels to join its roster, we decided to suggest some other artists in need of a career boost who could benefit from getting down with Cash Money. Check out the fake album covers and details behind our proposed projects below…
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Our dudes over at The Bastardly have tons of Halloween costume pics up from your favorite celebs. Here’s some flicks of Heidi Klum’s over-the-top ensemble. [Bastardly]
L.L Cool J talks salad and chapstick. Yikes. [Nah Right]
Another Olivia Munn video? Sure, why not. [TheDailyLowDown]
Air Max 90 Current’s inspired by Mount Fuji? [Nice Kicks]
Oh shit, Al Qaeda is using old Sega games for bombs now. [Das Gamer]
