The latest star to have his coke use documented is Ryan Ross, who’s had a helluva week: on Monday, he split from band Panic At The Disco, and then yesterday, the picture above surfaced. The drama unfolded when one of the hotties he’s pictured with posted the photo on Facebook. Smart. We could have guessed that Ross was snorting something after watching a PATD video, but you still have to keep that on the low, son. Keep reading to check out five more celebs who were caught on tape with that white girl…Christina Aguilera!

CELEBRITY: KATE MOSS
YEAR: 2005
• A model doing coke? No way! Especially one dating Pete Doherty at the time. Sarcasm aside, this sucks because whichever model replaced Moss when she lost her modeling contracts was probably just better at hiding her habit. No worries though, Moss shrugged off the scandal and is back like cooked crack.

CELEBRITY: LINDSAY LOHAN
YEAR: 2007
• Fresh out of rehab, Lohan was seen playing in the snow with a “friend” in the bathroom of a L.A. nightclub in this secretly recorded video. The girl who sold her out also spilled details about the long list of Hollywood men Lindsay has slept with. Sadly, we’d still smash.

CELEBRITY: 50 CENT
YEAR: 2007
• We’ll give Curtis the benefit of the doubt since there’s no visible cocaine in the video, but you can’t tell us that you haven’t walked in the back room at a party and seen something similar going down. If anything, the scandal was worth it just to hear 50’s hilarious response a few days later.

CELEBRITY: ALICE DELLAL
YEAR: 2008
• This model and heiress might be able to blame her cocaine scandal on genetics, as her father Guy Dellal was busted for smuggling yayo in the ’70s. Plus, when you’re set to inherit £800 million what else is there to do but cocaine?

CELEBRITY: AMY WINEHOUSE
YEAR: 2007
• The problem with Amy is choosing which documented yayo moment to highlight. Of course, there’s this incident where she appears to take a bump on stage. But what about when she got down with the coca in a London club. Or when she hit a crack pipe for our viewing pleasure. Damn, girl, you need to do like Puba said: Slow down!

But you know what? This Tennessee native had a five year acting résumé under her belt before the whole world caught on, appearing in everything from CBS sitcoms to Olsen Twins capers. Complex unearthed 5 forgotten pre-Transformers scenes—required viewing for all the world’s Megan Fox enthusiasts…

THE TEENAGE TEMPTRESS
Two & A Half Men, 2004, “Camel Filters and Pheromones”

• Charlie and Alan’s maid brings her 16-year-old grand daughter (played by Megan Fox) to work one day and—surprise!—she’s hot. The two men try their best to avoid interacting with the jailbait, but things become more difficult when she asks Alan to help her apply some lotion.

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COURTNEY LOVE, FEBRUARY 2007:
WHAT WAS STOLEN: CHANEL DRESS
STORY BEHIND IT: Courtney wore a dress to Paris Hilton’s birthday party in LA that looked exactly like a Chanel that went down the runway a month before. Karl Lagerfeld only had one sample located in Paris, so either Courtney has crazy connects, or she’s dumb enough to wear stolen goods in public eye. We’re guessing the latter.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE, APRIL 2009
WHAT WAS STOLEN: JEWELRY
STORY BEHIND IT: Some punk ass looted jewelry worth $15,000 at the Heroes cheerleader’s home in LA. It has yet to be confirmed if any pearl necklaces were stolen.

QUEEN LATIFAH, DECEMBER 2008
WHAT WAS STOLEN: JEWELRY
STORY BEHIND IT: Jewelry worth $10,000 was stolen from the Queen’s resort in Tobago, Trinidad. Instead of belching out U-N-I-T-Y, she cried grand L-A-R-C-E-N-Y.

RACHEL BILSON, MAY 2009
WHAT WAS STOLEN: CLOTHING, SHOES, JEWELRY
STORY BEHIND IT: Rachel is known for having great style, and whoever stole her belongings must have known about her collection of Chanel bags and vintage shoes worth $300,000. Sure, in value there was a lot missing, but letting Adam Brody steal her virginity was the real crime she was involved in.

PARIS HILTON, DECEMBER 2008
WHAT WAS STOLEN: JEWELRY
STORY BEHIND IT: Paris thinks the heist was an inside job done by someone who’s been to her Beverly Hills home before. $2 million worth of necklaces, rings, and watches is no joke! Hmm, inside job by someone who’s been to her home before? We think it was STD-retaliation.

WINONA RYDER, NOVEMBER 2008
WHAT WAS STOLEN: JEWELRY
STORY BEHIND IT: We all remember when Winona went on a klepto-craze at Saks Fifth Avenue and helped herself to $5,500 worth of clothes. Apparently she didn’t learn her lesson, because $124,000 in Bulgari jewels went missing after she “borrowed” them for an event in Madrid years later. “Borrowed” as a defense=FAIL.

America’s game is played without signs that heckle managers who are doing a sub-par job. Just ask Citi Field security. [Animal]

Kim Kardashian wore a wig to make a funny. [Flisted]

Always hilarious: Unintentional funny sports headlines. [HolyTaco]

DC collaborates with Standard on a blood-red Admiral Hi. [Nice Kicks]

Eliza Dushku is always worth a look, or nine. [Popoholic]

All you fashion stylist wannabes, here’s a reality show for you. [PopCrunch]

Check out 10 Porn Stars who gave their bod to God. [CoedMag]

Sure she’s a fucking shitshow for the most part, but let’s be honest, we’d still smash as hard as she crashes cars. If you’re still feeling skeptical about LL’s hottness, take a journey back in time and allow these 27 reasons to change your mind. Click through to see Lindsay’s hottest pics, EVER.

GQ MAGAZINE, 2007

KEEP CLICKING NEXT TO SEE HOT LINDSAY PICS!!!

Of course, Jay’s brotherly betrayal isn’t the first time we’ve seen family members rat on each other. Read on for the biggest family snitches of all-time…


NAME: Ted Kaczynski, a.k.a. The Unabomber (right)
BETRAYED BY: His brother, David Kaczynski
FAMILY FEUD: The FBI spent mad money but still failed to catch the Harvard-educated, PhD-toting, bomb-planting psychopath. But when David Kaczynski recognized his brother’s writing in the Unabomber Manifesto, he quickly led authorities to Ted’s cabin. You da bomb, Dave.

NAME: George Jung (portrayed in Blow by Johnny Depp)
BETRAYED BY: His mom
FAMILY FEUD: George Jung grew up listening to his cash-craving mom complain about their destitute financial situation. So, logically'since he had no wicked jump shot'he started moving weight. In a weaksauce move, his mother decided his actions were just too illegal and called the cops on him. That’s real fucked up, mom.

NAME: Michael Lohan
BETRAYED BY: His daughter, Lindsay
FAMILY FEUD: This past Christmas Eve, LiLo used her Myspace blog to air some dirty laundry: Her daddy Michael Lohan cheated on his wife and fathered an illegitimate child. Michael promptly accused SaMANtha Ronson of typing the message. Homophobe!

NAME: Fredo Corleone
BETRAYED BY: His brother, Michael
FAMILY FEUD: Blinded by greed and jealousy, Fredo Corleone helps gangster Jews in their attempt to assassinate his younger brother, Michael. They fail. Michael then orders his henchmen to kill Fredo. Later, while fishing, Fredo is reciting the Hail Mary when he is interrupted by a BULLET BULLET.

NAME: Joseph (and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
BETRAYED BY: His brothers
FAMILY FEUD: “Brother will betray brother to death.” So says Matthew 10:21, and starting with Cain and Abel, the Bible is filled with family betrayal. Our favorite is like the Old Testament version of getting run for your Jordans: When Joseph’s mongrel brothers grow jealous over Joe’s dope-ass jacket, they sell his ass straight into slavery. Joe later forgave them, but we wouldn’t.

Similarly, there’s no bad reason to check out LL’s rack (no botox). We’ve been fans since…well, since whatever movie she did after turning 18. So sit back and enjoy the five most mammary-able moments in the career of the chick who put the “nip” in conniption fit…

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#5 COSTUME INSTITUTE GALA, 2007

#4 NEW YORK MAGAZINE, 2008

#3 CHANEL DINNER WITH SIENNA MILLER, 2007

#2 GQ MAGAZINE, 2004

#1 POOLSIDE, THEN DATING WILMER VALDERRAMA, 2006

Yep, the Republican Vice Presidential hopeful joined the list of celebrities who’ve been exposed through cyber crimes when her personal Yahoo! email account was hacked by the infamous Anonymous group. Even though they didn’t uncover anything too damaging while pillaging her inbox, the McCain camp is rightfully pissed. But maybe they should consider themselves lucky after looking at these other celebrities who’ve had their privacy invaded…

PARIS HILTON’S SIDEKICK

Remember when Paris Hilton was actually popular? Like, before she became a caricature of herself and all the other Hollywood trust fund debutantes who were famous for being famous? Back in ‘04 and ‘05, Paris was actually the envy of many. She was everywhere'every party, every opening, every premiere, always with her trusty Sidekick. No, not Nicole or Kim, her actual T-Mobile Sidekick. It was that Sidekick that got hacked in early 2005 by Nicolas Jacobsen, who plead guilty to intentionally breaking into T-Mobiles databases. But not before he posted all the contents, which included her entire phonebook and photos, online for the world to see, which led to mad Anna Kournikova prank calls.

LINDSAY LOHAN’S GMAIL & MYSPACE PAGE

Lindsay Lohan’s had a hell of a whirlwind ride since she’s been in Hollywood. One of the lows, though, had to be when her Myspace, Blackberry and GMail accounts were hacked last year. The hacker, who was never revealed, posted dozens of messages and conversations between Lohan and Paris Hilton, Travis Barker’s baby mother Shanna Moakler, and Paris’ ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. Let’s just say the convos weren’t pretty. Two memorable ones include her telling Paris to “go suck elliot’s dick” and Shanna telling her to stay the fuck away from Travis: “I know you and your whore crew think fucking other people’s men is a game and fun but I have two kids who don’t have a proper family now.”

TRU LIFE’S MYSPACE

If you wanna see e-thuggin’ at its finest, all you gotta do is hit up a hip hop video site. But what happened to Roberto Guzman Rosado b.k.a Tru Life was worse than a low-budget video diss. Last winter, Dipset Capo Jim Jones got a bunch of young computer wizards to hack into Tru Life’s Myspace page, change all his music to Dipset songs, change his Top 8 to Dipset members and alter all the images, including his “Tru York” mixtape cover, to Dipset friendly images. They even sent out an email from Tru Life’s profile saying:

“I want to apologize for disrespecting The Whole Dipset especially Jim “capo” Jones. I’m just a tad upset with my situation over at rocafella, Jay Z spends all his money on Beyonce, and doesn’t leave much for any of his broke Rocafella artist Like me Young Gunners, Memphis Bleek and Peedi Crakk; especially for his dust smoking habits.. I’m driving around the lower eastside in my 96 Windstar Caravan with my broke friends not really doing much.

I don’t know when my album gonna drop, I’m still living off the Jewelry I stole from Mobb deep and I’m down to my last dollars. I really want to say thank you to Geno, end of the day I know he is my muscle, and the only reason n****s aint swerve on me yet. Let The People know! I’m a liar and a hasbeen.”

- Tru Life aka never selling a record

VANESSA HUDGENS’ EMAIL

Poor Vanessa. All she wanted to do was send her man, Zac Efron, some sexy pictures and they wound up on the ‘net for the world to see. Her camp never really came out and blamed hackers, but they claimed they didn’t know how the photos got out and that hackers were a likely cause. Zac’s people said the same. We think Zac probably just sent them to a couple friends and those dumb-asses passed ‘em along to some friends and so on and so fourth until they wound up online.

ROBERT GATES, THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE’S EMAIL

The Pentagon is Department of Defense headquarters, therefore it should be impossible to break into, right? Nah, apparently not, ’cause last year the computer system that serves over 1,500 Pentagon employees including Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates. The attack was so bad, they had to take it offline for a week until the botnet attacks stopped. After some investigating, DOD officials accused the People’s Liberation Army of China for the incursion.

Apparently tabloid coverage of her wild partying with other useless human beings like Lindsay Lohan was distracting him from his quest to win gold in Beijing. (Of course, it could also be that the erratic shooter can't bury the J from distance and she's too vacuous to date when all you can do is have conversations with her.) In honor of Kidd crossing his chick up and leaving her behind, check out other noteworthy players who dumped the dead weight to pursue greatness.

50 CENT & VIVICA A. FOX

Fox was one of those hot chicks that Fif had probably fantasized about years before, but by the time they dated he was becoming more famous than she was. In true Fiddy form, he not only ended the relationship, he also publicly ridiculed and humiliated her, ending her rap career.

DEREK JETER & MARIAH CAREY

After breaking up with the singing sensation, rock solid Jeter went on to win several more World Series with the Yankees, homer off every woman you fantasize about, and miss out on Scary Carey's meltdown. But he's still out at the plate for running up in Tommy Mottola's sloppy seconds.

ELLEN DEGENERES & ANNE HECHE

Anne Heche is no Portia de Rossi. Plus she's got mad issues. Besides the fact that her crazy ass looks more and more like the aliens she says her alter ego “Celestia” communicates with, she's such a “lesbian” that she married a dude after Ellen sacked her.

JAY-Z & AMIL

Jay-Z used to wonder why the Roc Dynasty never took off, with Beanie Sigel's sex appeal and Memphis Bleek's undeniable star power. Then it finally dawned on him that his clique might be weighed down by Amil's cock and balls.

BILLY CRUDUP & MARY-LOUISE PARKER

Sure, MLP is hot and successful'arguably hotter and more successful than Claire Danes, who Crudup left her for. Still, when your longtime boo gets pregnant, she's officially holding you back. Really, pregnant women move pretty slowly.

DEMOCRATS & SEN. JOE LIEBERMAN

A onetime Dem, Lieberman came out of pocket when he lost his party’s primary in Connecticut and re-entered the race as an independent, then endorsed Republican Sen. John McCain for president. It's not official yet, but should the Dems gain a wider majority in the Senate, they're so gonna donkey punch that bitch.

LANCE ARMSTRONG & SHERYL CROW

Armstrong has long been able to cycle away from serious issues. First it was steroids, and then he totally dipped on Crow just in time to avoid having to console her when she got breast cancer. Pretty ballsy for a survivor of testy cancer.

CHARLIE SHEEN & DENISE RICHARDS

It was only after years of marriage and two kids that Sheen, a card-carrying member of Hollywood branch of the KKK (they allow part Latinos), realized his lily white queen Richards was actually a “f**king n****r.”

HOLLYWOOD & LINDSAY LOHAN

Hollywood had fun with LL. It danced on a table with her, did some coke off her ta-tas, and helped wax her p for some paparazzi shots. But then Hollywood woke up one afternoon and realized her face was looking like a vintage leather clutch and the only thing she could act was retarded. Plus Hollywood realized it was gay. And so was Lindsay.

However, “Everyone Nose (Remix)” is just the latest in a long tradition of hip-hop videos dedicated to scandalous freaks who live on the third rail, but rarely take the subway (ifyousniffwhatwesizzle). Watch 5 noteworthy rap videos about cocaine queens, along with N.E.R.D.’s new clip, below.

5. “White Lines” Grandmaster Flash

Fun, baby! That’s what women who blow coke are, according to this 1981 classic. To be fair, Flash and co. seem to love doing cocaine with their homeboys more than they love women (things to make you go hmmm… but that’s a whole ‘nother blog post), but it’s probably fair to assume that the ‘baby’ they’re rap-singing to is a chick. Don’t ever come down'FREE BASS!

4. “Sally’s Got A One Track Mind” Diamond D & The Psychotic Neurotics

Half lament, half sales pitch, this delectable Diamond classic details the woes of poor Sally, 19-year-old queen of the stunts. If only she could wake up and smell the blunts! If only! Oh well, consider yourself advised, if you’re getting dough and you want to get with her, yeah, you could hit her!

3. “Sometimes I Rhyme Slow” Nice & Smooth

Here, Greg Nice raps about nothing of consequence (as per his usual M.O.) then Smooth B tells the tale of a love interest, Jane Doe, who rides the white horse in and out of rehab, and then back on to the streets. Maybe he should have just licked her with his nine mili-meee-ter. Pause.

2. “Slow Down” Brand Nubian

With its Edie Brickell boosted bassline, “Slow Down” finds Grand Puba, Sadat X and Lord Jamar frustrated by strung out women they’ve wived. Good thing Sadat hit his with a hose filled with sand.

1. “Dear Mama” 2Pac

Yeah, we said it. The Greatest Rapper Of All-Time’s ode to his mother is at the same time the most profound expression of maternal love and the greatest rap song honoring a dope-fiend broad. Talk about Oedipus complex.

BONUS: “Everyone Nose” N.E.R.D. f/ Kanye, Lupe & Pusha T

Despite Kanye’s purposely cornbucket first line, the four horsemen of the apocalypse ride out on this one. Close your eyes and imagine Complex holding it’s breath waiting on the CRS full-length album'muthaf*ckas don’t bullsh*t me!

With LiLo too busy party-hopping with mantastic friend Samantha Ronson, the reality show will focus on her mother and 14-year-old sister, Ali, who's also trying to break into showbiz. The latest preview of Living Lohan shows a determined Dina “protecting her cubs” as she calls it, threatening a website with legal action if they don't take down a picture of Lindsay. Ali also makes an appearance, telling the cameras she aspires to be just like her sister Lindsay. Ouch. We assume that means she’ll be swimming in a sea of cocaine and car crashes by mid-season. Check out the latest teaser after the jump.

While you await the first pictures of bald Lohan, watch a video after the jump of the freaky-ass Manson girls holding a vigil for Charlie outside the courthouse…

[NY Daily News]