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Super Two’s Day: Lindsay Lohan

Face it: there’s no bad reason for Lindsay Lohan to be in the news. Whether she’s smashing SUVs or random dudes at rehab, LiLo’s never far from controversy. So these days she’s apparently into chicks (we’ll believe that when we see it—no seriously, we can’t get a sex tape yet? Maybe with Vanessa Minnillo instead?) and most recently got floured by PETA—we don’t care why she’s in the news, we’ll grab some eggs and sugar and make a cake.

Similarly, there’s no bad reason to check out LL’s rack (no botox). We’ve been fans since…well, since whatever movie she did after turning 18. So sit back and enjoy the five most mammary-able moments in the career of the chick who put the “nip” in conniption fit…

Great Moments In Celebrity Hacking History

Damn! Can Sarah Palin catch a break? It’s bad enough that the Alaskan Gov. got grilled for her inexperience, hollow statements, past abuses of power and lack of foreign policy familiarity (hey, you can see Russia from Alaska!). But now she’s fallen victim to a hack attack!

Yep, the Republican Vice Presidential hopeful joined the list of celebrities who’ve been exposed through cyber crimes when her personal Yahoo! email account was hacked by the infamous Anonymous group. Even though they didn’t uncover anything too damaging while pillaging her inbox, the McCain camp is rightfully pissed. But maybe they should consider themselves lucky after looking at these other celebrities who’ve had their privacy invaded…

When Celebs Break Up With Losers

According to The New York Post’s “Page Six,” Olympian and Dallas Mavericks point guard Jason Kidd recently got on a model diet and dropped the few pounds of useless human being that was his girlfriend May Andersen (she’s a model—get it?).

Apparently tabloid coverage of her wild partying with other useless human beings like Lindsay Lohan was distracting him from his quest to win gold in Beijing. (Of course, it could also be that the erratic shooter can’t bury the J from distance and she’s too vacuous to date when all you can do is have conversations with her.) In honor of Kidd crossing his chick up and leaving her behind, check out other noteworthy players who dumped the dead weight to pursue greatness.

Rappers Love Women Who Love Cocaine

We all know women and cocaine go together like lox and cream cheese, and bums and dick cheese. That’s why we love current Complex cover fellas N.E.R.D.’s latest video for “Everyone Nose (Remix).” Pharrell, his best bud Chad, and that other dude Shay (not sure what he does, either) are joined by CRSers Kanye West and Lupe Fiasco, along with Clipse’s Pusha T, for an ’80s video game-themed clip that deifies all the ladies on the line for the bathroom.

However, “Everyone Nose (Remix)” is just the latest in a long tradition of hip-hop videos dedicated to scandalous freaks who live on the third rail, but rarely take the subway (ifyousniffwhatwesizzle). Watch 5 noteworthy rap videos about cocaine queens, along with N.E.R.D.’s new clip, below.

Only One Week Away From Living Lohan

Having already mastered being a crappy mother and an incompetent manager, Dina Lohan will now try to become a reality TV superstar with her new show Living Lohan set to debut on E! this Memorial Day.

With LiLo too busy party-hopping with mantastic friend Samantha Ronson, the reality show will focus on her mother and 14-year-old sister, Ali, who’s also trying to break into showbiz. The latest preview of Living Lohan shows a determined Dina “protecting her cubs” as she calls it, threatening a website with legal action if they don’t take down a picture of Lindsay. Ali also makes an appearance, telling the cameras she aspires to be just like her sister Lindsay. Ouch. We assume that means she’ll be swimming in a sea of cocaine and car crashes by mid-season. Check out the latest teaser after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan Goes Bald For Charles Manson

America’s ex-sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has been cast in Manson Girls, a film about the stable of female followers surrounding ’60s cult leader Charles Manson. Shawty L-O is playing Nancy Pitman, a wealthy girl from Malibu who left home at 16 to join Manson’s “family.” While Pitman didn’t help commit the infamous murder of Sharon Tate, she did help Manson cover it up, and even tried to pass him acid while he was in prison. Instead of going to jail herself, Pitman lived underground in the sewers to evade authorities. After Manson’s guilty verdict came down, Pitman and some of his other followers shaved their heads in solidarity. We’re hoping this means Lindsay will make like Britney and break out the clippers for real.

While you await the first pictures of bald Lohan, watch a video after the jump of the freaky-ass Manson girls holding a vigil for Charlie outside the courthouse…

Winding Down: Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe isn’t the only drug scarfing blond bombshell of a train wreck to act crazy and strip naked, Lindsay Lohan shows she’s just as capable. [NYMag]

Do you like the scents of vintage Patchouli, lush Black Italian Figs, ultra-pure Persian lemons, Black Truffles and Cedar Wood? If not, you might not be donning Tom Ford’s ‘Extreme’ for men. [Sybarites]

Triple word scores can’t even describe this crystal studded Scrabble board. [Bornrich]

Pepsi likes it Raw, hopes you do too. [Oh Gizmo!]