Super Two’s Day: Lindsay Lohan

Face it: there’s no bad reason for Lindsay Lohan to be in the news. Whether she’s smashing SUVs or random dudes at rehab, LiLo’s never far from controversy. So these days she’s apparently into chicks (we’ll believe that when we see it—no seriously, we can’t get a sex tape yet? Maybe with Vanessa Minnillo instead?) and most recently got floured by PETA—we don’t care why she’s in the news, we’ll grab some eggs and sugar and make a cake.
Similarly, there’s no bad reason to check out LL’s rack (no botox). We’ve been fans since…well, since whatever movie she did after turning 18. So sit back and enjoy the five most mammary-able moments in the career of the chick who put the “nip” in conniption fit…

Damn! Can Sarah Palin catch a break? It’s bad enough that the Alaskan Gov. got grilled for her inexperience, hollow statements, past abuses of power and lack of foreign policy familiarity (hey, you can see Russia from Alaska!). But now she’s fallen victim to a hack attack! 
We all know women and cocaine go together like lox and cream cheese, and bums and dick cheese. That’s why we love
Having already mastered being a crappy mother and an incompetent manager, Dina Lohan will now try to become a reality TV superstar with her new show Living Lohan set to debut on E! this Memorial Day.
America’s ex-sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has been cast in Manson Girls, a film about the stable of female followers surrounding ’60s cult leader Charles Manson. Shawty L-O is playing Nancy Pitman, a wealthy girl from Malibu who left home at 16 to join Manson’s “family.” While Pitman didn’t help commit the infamous murder of Sharon Tate, she did help Manson cover it up, and even tried to pass him acid while he was in prison. Instead of going to jail herself, Pitman lived underground in the sewers to evade authorities. After Manson’s guilty verdict came down, Pitman and some of his other followers shaved their heads in solidarity. We’re hoping this means Lindsay will make like Britney and break out the clippers for real.


