This past Tuesday, former mountain biking world champion Melissa “Missy” Giove was arrested when nearly 400 pounds of marijuana was seized from her truck and home outside of Saratoga Springs New York. We feel for you, Missy. But how did you get caught? White girl drug dealers are never supposed to get caught: the cops let you get past road blocks, you’re rarely suspected for more than accessory, and you kill it because everyone would rather buy drugs from a nice-smelling, soft woman than some sketchy dude in a back alley who sweats a lot. Well, on second thought, Missy doesn’t look so soft or particularly nice-smelling. Did we mention she’s a mountain biker?
But there are a bunch of white girl drug dealers who do look mad soft and nice smelling that we’ve got love for. Hit the jump for Our Five Favorite White Girl Drug Dealers, both real and imagined…
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Whether she’s fighting with Perez Hilton on Twitter, endorsing child drug use, getting late night tattoos with Lindsay Lohan, exposing her lady parts or talking about exposing her lady parts, British singer Lily Allen seems to have mastered the art of getting American gossip blogs to rag on her.
Regardless of what the haters say, we love this complex woman, whose new album It’s Not Me, It’s You is currently #1 in the UK and #5 in the U.S. For our February/March issue, we decided to feature Lily in our regular “Women Are Complex, Too” column, where she gave us the female perspective on men with wack style, dating liars and fixing broken relationships.
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We can’t front'we got a thing for Lily Allen. She’s cute as a button, funny as shit, and she can hold her liquor like a beer stein. Of course, all those things that say “down-ass chick” can pretty easily scream “trifey” as well. So with “The Fear,” the lead single off her new album It’s Not Me, It’s You due out tomorrow, we ask, is Lily Miss Right or Miss Right Now? Examine the evidence and vote below…
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Each week, Complex’s resident music expert DJ Treats will be bringing you key tracks from a variety of genres. Click on a link below to hear the song and learn about the artist!
ELECTRO/POP: Lily Allen “Everyone’s At It”
RAP: Werdplay “Big Wheel”
ROCK: Bloc Party “Talons”
POP: Justin Timberlake “Magic”
DANCE/ELECTRONICA: M.I.A. “Shells”
The fact that anyone can start a blog doesn’t mean that everyone should. Some people just aren’t built for the demanding schedule, much-less writing a lick on WordPress. But when we see famous females squeezing out a few posts every couple of days, we can’t help adding their RSS.
Yesterday, Jessica Biel wrote a lengthy blog for her first entry, introducing herself to the blogosphere via MySpace. Sure, it was mostly shameless self-promotion of her upcoming projects, but at least it sounds like she’s actually writing it and not having her assistant handle the posts like some other A-listers. But JT’s wifey isn’t the only web-savvy woman out there. After the jump, we compiled some of the 'net’s best part-time she-bloggers and rated their skills.
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Who is the real Lily Allen? To say that the British singer switches her style up often is an understatement. In the past few months, she’s changed her hair color more than Dennis Rodman during his bad-boy days with Da Bulls. Last night at the UK Glamour Magazine’s Women of the Year awards, Allen flossed her new pink hair before taking home hardware for the “Editors Special” award and getting so wasted that she had to be carried out of the afterparty by a security guard.
A few months back, pictures of the free-spirited Allen in the nude at Cannes circulated the net, showing the recovering socialite rocking blonde locks. She looked decent, but we feel like the pink might be a nice change. After the jump, we compiled a round up of all Lily’s major looks throughout the last 5 years. Check 'em out and vote on her best look.
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