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Leryn Franco ranked #1 when it came to the 5 hottest Paraguayan women. [LINK]

We still wish that these lesbians were straight. [LINK]

The Game told us that Jay-Z would be a piece of cake. [LINK]

Looking back on it, Archie definitely had some suspect moments. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network

Nice Kicks: Nike Sportswear set up shop. [LINK]

Nah Right: Faith Evans is releasing her memoirs, and she wrote about the time she went to ‘Pac’s hotel room. [LINK]

Bastardly: If Kim’s not available, we’ll settle for Kourtney Kardashian any day. [LINK]

Das Gamer: Step into the karaoke dojo with lips. [LINK]

5 Lesbians We Wish Were Straight

So, Portia De Rossi got married this weekend to Ellen Degeneres. Awesome. Awesome unless you’re a dude who’s had a crush on this Arrested Development actress since forever (Sirens, anyone?). While Portia was once married to a dude, any hopes of bringing her back to team hetero are now squashed.

Sure, trying to “convert” a true lesbian is a waste of time, but there are plenty of other women who have dabbled in both sides that might just need a reintroduction to the power of the dick. Check our list of 5 lezzies we wish would switch sides, and the probability that they’ll be inviting us over for an encounter with their “friends”…

Click here to start the countdown.