Complex Blog » Kool Moe Dee http://www.complex.com/blogs Buy. Collect. Obsess. The original buyer's guide for men. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:35:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Wake N’ Watch: “Parker Lewis” Meets Kool Moe Dee & Ziggy Marley http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/07/01/wake-n-watch-parker-lewis-meets-kool-moe-dee-ziggy-marley/ http://www.complex.com/blogs/2009/07/01/wake-n-watch-parker-lewis-meets-kool-moe-dee-ziggy-marley/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:00:40 +0000 bfred http://www.complex.com/blogs/?p=43622
Granted, it was a pretty blatant Ferris Bueller rip off, but is it possible that Parker Lewis Can’t Lose was even cooler than Matthew Broderick’s iconic ’80s movie? This sitcom debuted on Fox in 1990, and in this clip from the first season, Parker Lewis (played by Corin Nemec) is faced with the challenge of convincing his best friend to come back to high school after dropping out to be a rock star. And what does Parker do when nothing will change his mind? He gets personalized video messages from (who else?) Kool Moe Dee and Ziggy Marley, each urging Parker’s friend to stay in school. Did Ferris Bueller ever have juice like that? Didn’t think so.

Parker Lewis Can’t Lose: Season One just hit DVD for the first time ever, so to get more bizarrely compelling moments like the one above, click here to cop the DVD set for $39.99. Oh, and before you make up your mind on the Parker Lewis vs. Ferris Bueller coolness battle, let’s not forget—Corin Nemec did get dissed by MF Doom. Seriously!

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That’s why we big up Eli Dancy and his company STFree Certifications'the onetime club promoter has issued more than 15,000 “Safe Sex Licenses.” The cards might be all the proof we need to show prospective jumpoffs that we’re not pubically pestilent. Otherwise, we would be forced to assert our cleanliness in some far less efficient ways. See some other possibilities below…

Post results on our bedroom door like Mr. Boston:

Submit to background checks like Steve Gutenberg in Amazon Women on the Moon:

Listen to this insane and possibly borderline-retarded guy:

[STFree via New York Daily News]

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