Shaq is back! Yes, Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O’Neal is playing well after struggling through injuries that made him look like a broken down codger. But more importantly, he’s regained his shit-talking form. His latest shit storm started brewing during Tuesday night’s 111-99 loss to the Magic, when Shaq attempted to draw an offensive foul on Dwight Howard with a highly offensive flop after the Orlando center gave him a light elbow tap. The tomfoolery led Magic coach Stan Van Gundy, who coached Shaq on the Miami Heat, to say that he was shocked by the cheap move and that O’Neal should play like a man.

Never one to let his manhood be challenged, Shaq shot back that his flop reminds “master of panic” Van Gundy of his whole career. This is the press conference version of Shaq power dunking on a rival and hanging on the rim to ensure they get a nice strong whiff of his crotch funk as he teabags them. It’s good to have the big man back in full force. Hopefully he keeps it up and is even able to surpass the hilarity of these six classic emasculations…

SHAQ GIVES THE SACRAMENTO KINGS A SEX CHANGE

SHAQ-MASCULATION RATING:

• Fast forward to 2:14 to see Shaq ending the war of words between his Los Angeles Lakers and the Sacramento Kings by calling them the Sacramento Queens. (Get it? They’re either women or Sweet ‘N Low!) Personally, we would have made a joke about Sac-town not seeing clearly due to their Arabian goggles.

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His vengeance factor will be higher than a muthafucka, and that always makes for a great game. Chad’s not the only sports figure to have revenge on his mind on the playing field. We ranked our top five favorite moments of vengeance in sports.

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