Whoever said, “God made dirt and dirt don’t hurt” never got kneed in the balls by Bruce Bowen. The NBA feels considerably cleaner today now that the former San Antonio Spurs guard has retired to spend his days kicking school kids in the shins. Known for his three championships and five-time NBA all-defensive team play cheap shots, Bowen infuriated opponents for the better part of a decade with dirty moves that could have ended careers (and should have ended his). In honor of his retirement, Complex revisits and rates his filthiest plays. Watch ‘em with your Wet Wipes!

Victim: Amare Stoudemire
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen MLS Ankle Kick
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Victim: Ray Allen
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Back Massage
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Victim: Steve Francis
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Ankle-Roller Coaster
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Victim: Anthony Carter
Dirty Move: The NEW AND IMPROVED! Bruce Bowen Ankle-Roller Coaster
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Victim: Amare Stoudemire
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Sternum Talking To
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Victim: Sasha Vujacic
Dirty Move: The Bruce El-Bowen
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Victim: Steve Nash
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen On-the-Balls Offense
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Victim: Wally Szczerbiak
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Fatal Flying Foot to the Face
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Victim: Chris Paul
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Knee-thage
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Victim: Chris Paul
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Bounced Check
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Victim: Allen Iverson
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Question & Answer Session
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Last week, we sent a writer and a photographer to follow the most buzzed-about rapper in the game on the northeast leg of the America’s Most Wanted Music Festival. We were supposed to follow Drizzy from Camden, NJ to Jones Beach, NY, but our (and his) plans were cut short due to a very unfortunate accident. It goes without saying that we wish Drake a quick and full recovery—if the thunderous roar of the 25,000 people in attendance this past Friday is any indication, he’ll be dearly missed on this tour. Even though our story was cut short, we were still able to spend some time with Drake and the rest of the Young Money crew leading up to the incident. Check out all the candid photos and quotes below to see the night through Complex’s eyes…

Photography by Matt Doyle
Interview by Damien Scott

Complex: How do you choose your outfit for the show?

Drake: “Me and Oliver will sit down together and figure out what’s a good look for tonight. But I like this outfit, I like this sweater, it’s Robert Geller, I wear a lot of Robert Geller.”

Complex: I’m guessing you’re outfit is influenced by the venue and the part of the country you’re in?

Drake: “The other night it was raining in Saratoga and the crowd was screaming and I could hear them from the bus, screaming. So I just threw on some black jeans, a black raincoat, a bunch of black diamonds—that’s just how I felt, wanted to come out super evil. Tonight is just… it’ll be fresh.”

Complex: So everyone on tour has a pellet gun? How’d this all start?

Drake: “Apparently, the pellet gun war started in Miami. Wayne was shooting up the artists, and then the artists went and bought pellet guns. Then Wayne bought out a whole store, literally. He went to a sporting goods store and told them make sure no one else can buy any guns or ammo and bought everything. So we had to go a different city just to get some. It’s one of those things that will go on until someone gets really hurt.”

Drake: “The tour is very family oriented. Everybody’s getting to know everybody else, for the people that haven’t been here. And for the people that have been on tour with us, it’s just another one. It’s very jovial.”

Drake: “One thing I look forward to is seeing everyone, slapping hands with the security guards and all the other workers.”

Complex: Are people hitting you up about sending you free clothes and shades and stuff yet?

Drake: “At a lot of the shit I’ll actually wear, it’s from brands that are not necessarily going to send a rapper a whole bunch of shit. Brands that really don’t care if a rapper wears their stuff. Brands like Helmut Lang and YSL and Robert Geller.”

Complex: As a musician, this is all fairly new to you. How do you feel when people come up to you with music to listen to?

Drake: “It takes a lot for a person to come up to me and give me his MP3 Player. I know that man did not want to give me his MP3 player. I just try to treat everybody with respect and try to give them a little bit of my time, I can’t give them all of it. I’ve been there.”

Drake: “It being the Young Money tour there’s a lot of young individuals. It’s cool being around like minded people that are your age.”

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