If taking pleasure in seeing Patriots QB Tom Brady go down with a knee injury 20 minutes into New England’s first game of the 2008 season makes us assholes, well, toss our salad. The GQ cover boy is probably a decent dude, but he’s also the face of coach Bill Belichick’s evil empire and he’s banging Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, so screw him with a spiral staircase (make sure it’s rusty). And while you’re at it, check out five other sports injuries that put a smile on our face.

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