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Boo-Ya! The 10 Sexiest Celebrity Halloween Costumes

intern — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:58:47 +0000

Trick or treat? Why not both? Whomever you prefer, a woman in a sexy costume is undeniable. Fortunately, it’s that time of the year when girls everywhere bring our fantasies to life. You know—sexy sailor girls, dominating police chics, freaky fire women, Heidi Klum with eight arms, (insert your own twisted preference here).

It’s true, the right Halloween costume can make some women hotter than they are—but if they start out hot…well, think exponentially. So, with Halloween just two days away, we’ve compiled a list of incredibly hot women who look even hotter in costume, and make us wanna screw the trick or treating and just stay in and play dress-up…or undress-up. Whichever.

#10: ALYSSA MILANO AS A FAIRY
YEAR: 2008
• Alyssa Milano showed up to Heidi Klum’s Annual Halloween party in this outfit straight outta Neverland. Despite her pixie appearance, she still looks like she can show you who’s the boss.

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#9: MEAGAN GOOD AS A HOOTERS GIRL
YEAR: 2006
• Hot hot hot wings! Meagan Good must have served up a nice helping of breasts and thighs at that Halloween party she attended.

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#8: THE PLASTICS AS PLAYBOY BUNNIES
YEAR: 2004
• Lacey Chabert, Rachel McAdams, and Amanda Seyfried shot a Halloween scene in these classic bunny costumes for Mean Girls. You know what they say about rabbits…

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#7: TRACI BINGHAM AS AN OFFICER
YEAR: 2008
• We miss her savin’ lives in that sexy red one-piece on Baywatch. But it seems that in this get-up, she’s more lookin’ to punish.

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#6: AUDRINA PATRIDGE AS A PEACOCK
YEAR: 2008
• Pseudo-Socialite, Sorority Row sorority girl and… peacock? We can never really pin-point Audrina Patridge as anything but sexy. Ok, dumb and sexy.

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#5: LINDSAY LOHAN AS A FIREMAN
YEAR: 2005
• Who doesn’t miss Lindsay back in the day? Ironic that she’s a fireman though, back then we hear she needed someone to douse her crotch.

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#4: MELYSSA FORD AS A RACE CAR DRIVER
YEAR: 2007
• Gentlemen, start your engines. She could look under our hood any ol’ day.

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#3: AUBREY O’DAY AS A FOOTBALL PLAYER
YEAR: 2007
• In this outfit, it seems like she wouldn’t mind playin’ a little tackle. But if it’s just a tease, we wouldn’t mind settling for some two-hand touch.

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#2: KIM KARDASHIAN AS WONDER WOMAN
YEAR: 2008
• We’re hoping her costume came complete with a golden lasso.

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#1: HEIDI KLUM AS A MILKMAID
YEAR: 2008
• Given her history of weird-ass costumes, we gotta respect a gorgeous woman who can laugh at herself. But, she got all sexy with this got milk? ad, reminding us that her body is damn good (and makes us want to do bad things with our own).

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Winding Down: Kim Kardashian Has Money To Blow

ebaker — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:08:32 +0000

Now you understand why we put Kim Kardashian at #2 on our Aughts countdown, right? [Moe Jackson]

These black-on-black, patent leather Spiz’ikes are gonna be a hot item next year. [Kicks On Fire]

Here’s some back story on Balloon Boy if you’re not up on what happened. [PopCrunch]

Pusha shows off his copy of the next Clipse album and announces its new release date. [Nah Right]

These guys compiled a gallery of the cheerleaders we’ll see in this week’s college football games. [Coed Mag]

Supreme just restocked its online store if you’re looking for some gear. [Daily Drop]

Before you hit on real girls tonight, check out pics of these Internet hotties. [Double Viking]

The 9 Hottest Roller Girls of All Time

intern — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:47:25 +0000

Who doesn’t like a lady in a short skirt and knee pads who enjoys smashing other chicks? Nobody at Complex, that’s for sure. And hey, we also like a whole team of hot girls on skates that could clearly jam us up all night long if provoked, much like the ladies in Drew Barrymore’s debut directorial ~~schlockfest~~ masterpiece, Whip It. Out tomorrow, this coming-of-age tale follows a young Ellen Page rebelling against her conservative parents and rippin’ hard with a bunch of reject roller girls in Austin, Texas.

The chick (fighting) flick got us reminiscing about all the lovely ladies who have glided into our hearts via roller skates over the years, and we came up with the 9 Sexiest Roller Girls of All Time. See why the roller blade will remain forever cheesy, but the roller skate remains classic, usually ’cause it’s got a pretty girl strapped in…

NAME: Heather Graham
SKATES IN… Boogie Nights (1997)
WHIP IT? Yes, please. Just so long as we’re there before Marky Mark.

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NAME: Linda Blair
SKATES IN… Roller Boogie (1979)
WHIP IT? Hells yeah, provided LB’s got all that craziness out of her system.

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NAME: Meagan Good
SKATES IN… Roll Bounce
WHIP IT? But of course. And we’d obviously do a WAY better job than Bowwowwhatshisface.

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NAME: Raquel Welch
SKATES IN… Kansas City Bomber
WHIP IT? Back in the day, definitely! Today, not so much. But props to Ms. Welch for trailblazing in the hot roller girls department.

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NAME: Miss Conduct
SKATES IN… A&E’s Rollergirls
WHIP IT? We get the feeling she’d be the one holding the whip.

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NAME: Lauren London
SKATES IN… ATL
WHIP IT? You even have to ask? We’ve been rollin’ with LL for years.

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NAME: Olivia Newton-John
SKATES IN… Xanadu
WHIP IT? Only if she wears that black one piece from the last scene in Grease. And only if we can use a time machine.

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NAME: Punky Bruiser
SKATES IN… A&E Rollergirls
WHIP IT? Sure, why not? We like Punky Brewster, er, Bruiser.

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NAME: Kim Kardashian
SKATES IN… Real life, at the Pepsi Throwback Party.
WHIP IT?: You’re kidding, right?

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Daily Style & Design News: September 25, 2009

intern — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:28:38 +0000

When worlds collide: A.P.C x Supreme is a match made in fashion heaven. Check the back pocket and let everyone know how you feel. [Hypebeast]

Capcom reveals Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles at the Tokyo Game Show 2009. Rejoice all ye trigger happy—They have created another winner from the look of this trailer. [Crunch Gear]

Another Spike Lee joint, this time in the form of a limited edition New Era fitted celebrating the Yankees‘ championship years. [New Era]

Spike Jonze’s upcoming film Where The Wild Things Are inspires an exclusive collection of garments and accessories, available only at Opening Ceremony (where the cool and expensive things are) starting next week. [Hypebeast]

Benny Gold x Velocity Two Tone Rim looks classy. [Benny Gold]

Weekly Recap: Kim Kardashian Went Back To Black

ebaker — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:01:23 +0000

We celebrated Kim Kardashian’s 10 best blonde moments after she switched back to brunette. [LINK]

We kicked off our Aughts countdown with the 100 Best Albums Of The 2000s. [LINK]

J. Cole talked to us about his verse on Blueprint 3 and his debut album. [LINK]

Atlanta rapper Donnis laced us with an exclusive “Run This Town” freestyle. [LINK]

Get ready for the Fall with our list of the top 15 varsity jackets. [LINK]

Football season is back and we’re hoping to see hits like those from our 50 Most Brutal NFL Hits list. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:
Das Gamer: Madden NFL 10’s downloadable content goes retro. [LINK]

On Smash: Watch Lil’ Wayne’s Behind The Music episode. [LINK]

Moe Jackson: Megan Fox looked hot as ever at the Jennifer’s Body premiere. [LINK]

Nah Right: Wale snapped with this freestyle on the Tim Westwood show. [LINK]

Daily Drop: Supreme’s next collection is turning heads. [LINK]

Sneaker News: We have our eyes on this Jeff Staple x New Balance collab. [LINK]

SlamxHype: Berlin is hosting this retrospective of Futura’s art. [LINK]

Back To Black: Kim Kardashian’s 10 Best Blonde Moments

jerwin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:19:03 +0000

You know when your chick does something a little different with her appearance—like shaving her upper lip or corns—and you’re like, “Whoa! You’re a new person!” We don’t really fuck with your girl like that, mostly ’cause of the mustache and corns, but we know that when our chick switches it up, it adds a little spice to the relationship.

And by our chick, you know we mean Kim Kardashian. You already knlow we’ve been on the Kim tip for years (if only she were on ours), so when she went blonde a few weeks ago, it let us see one of our favorite ladies in a new light. Well, now it seems that Kimmy’s back to her natural-ish color (we’d still want to inspect the carpet to be sure), but it was fun while it lasted. Check out our timeline of Kim’s Best Blonde Moments…

INTRODUCING THE LOOK, AUG. 9

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS, AUG. 10

SVEDKA ADULT PLAYGROUND PHOTO SHOW, AUG. 12

COFFEE TABLE BOOK PHOTO SHOOT, AUG. 14

SHOPPING, AUG. 27

MILLIONS OF MILKSHAKES EVENT, AUG. 29

LICKING THE CREAM OFF THE TOP, AUG. 30

AT THE SALON, SEP. 3

SHOPPING AGAIN! SEP. 7

DIETING WITH KHLOE, SEP. 9

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Winding Down: Kim Kardashian Likes To Show Off

ebaker — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:05:32 +0000

We thought we couldn’t be any more obsessed with Kim Kardashian. We were wrong. [Moe Jackson]

Word is Max B got sentenced to 75 years today. Damn, son. [Nah Right]

Feel that temperature shift? Time to get your jacket game in order. [Daily Drop]

Mariah and Nick can’t conceive so they’re adopting. Somewhere Eminem is writing punchlines. [PopCrunch]

Check out the five worst end-of-season collapses in MLB history. [Coed Mag]

If you don’t take anyone home tonight you can always check these chicks out. [Double Viking]

Why are people still surprised that celebrities do drugs? [Flisted]

It’s not too early to figure out what’s going down this Labor Day. [Holy Taco]

Fetish Friday: The Hottest Celebrity Feet

intern — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:12:01 +0000

It’s Fetish Friday here at Complex and we have the perfect fixation for you before summer’s officially over. This week, we’re really into nice feet. Fuck outta here with your bony toes, busted bunions, and ashy heels. We want our women perfect from head to toe—is that too much to ask? We want to share our appreciation for pretty piggies before the cold weather makes girls hide their pedicures under wool socks and closed-toed shoes. If last week’s look at girls who smoke didn’t do it for you, then check out the 10 celebrities with the sexiest feet below…

KATE HUDSON [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• She gets a pass for her toes even if she is letting A-Rod smash.

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KIM KARDASHIAN [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• We’re waiting for this two-time Complex cover girl to release that extra foot-age from her sex tape. Get it?

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KIMORA LEE SIMMONS [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• If only her face looked as good as her feet.

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TYRA BANKS [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• We don’t know about her hair (or titties), but we’re pretty sure her feet are real.

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RASHIDA JONES [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• If we were Jim on The Office, we’d be sucking on her toes in the copy room during lunch break.

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JESSICA SIMPSON [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• Good thing the state of her feet don’t fluctuate like her weight after every break-up.

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EVA LONGORIA [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• Word on the street is Tony Parker got her an engagement toe-ring.

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CARMEN ELECTRA [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• She’s been around the block a few times, but luckily her feet don’t look worse for the wear.

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RIHANNA [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• Got her toes done up with the fingernails matching.

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ROSARIO DAWSON [click on the image above to see her sexy feet]
• Perfection. Did you expect anything less?

Flippin’ Wigs: 10 Girls Who Went From Brunette to Blonde

intern — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:55:23 +0000

Whether she was dealing with post Reggie Bush syndrome, or Banks told her to switch the style up, Complex favorite Kim Kardashian decided to go blonde a few days ago. And we must say, her new hairdo looks incredible. Now we may be a little biased, being that Ms. Kardashian is a two-time Complex cover star, but seriously you’re just hating if you think blonde isn’t working for Kimmy. But while it may be a good look for KK, what about all the other Hollywood starlets who dyed their hair? Vote on whether Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan and more look better as blondes after the jump…

#10: ASHLEE SIMPSON
TURNED BLONDE: 2008
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#9: VICTORIA BECKHAM
TURNED BLONDE: 2007
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#8: SELMA BLAIR
TURNED BLONDE: 2007
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#7: KATHARINE MCPHEE
TURNED BLONDE: 2009
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#6: MARY-KATE OLSEN
TURNED BLONDE: 2007
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#5: CHERYL COLE
TURNED BLONDE: 2003
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#4: LINDSAY LOHAN
TURNED BLONDE: 2005
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#3: LEIGHTON MEESTER
TURNED BLONDE: 2009
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#2: CHRISTINA MILIAN
TURNED BLONDE: 2009
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#1: JESSICA ALBA
TURNED BLONDE: 2009
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The Kim Kardashian-Reggie Bush Breakup: Reading Between The Tweets

intern — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:09:40 +0000

Yesterday the news broke that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up. We really don’t need to remind you that we ride for Kimmy K, and while we’re sad that her two-year relationship has come to an end, we can’t say we didn’t see it coming.

You see, nobody knows Kimmy like us (you could say that we’ve been with her through thick and thin). So while the rest of the world was following her on Twitter and thinking everything was rosy with her and her boo, we knew their love was in trouble a month ago. Read on, as we examine some recent Twitter updates and guess what was really going on in her head…

WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “The stress of an interracial relationship is getting to me. It’s just so hard to match for social occasions!”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “That’s the first happy ending I’ve had since I slept through the making of the Ray J video.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING “Take a hint Reggie! A girl can only have so many pearl necklaces, I want a rock!”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “SMH. If only they could bring up a side order of communication and honesty.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING “Finally I get to watch a real girlie movie. Was getting tired of Reggie’s Dude Looks Like a Lady series.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “I wish Reggie would take the hint—I’m sick of making love to that song ‘Ho’s A Housewife’.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “Another early night. My girlfriends warned me about dating running backs with a ’short burst of speed.’”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “And by ‘chill’ I mean set up the parabolic mic and Li’l Snooper spy cam when he’s not home. Thanks Sharper Image! Lolz.”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: “Is it too late to audition for the next season of For the Love of Ray J?”
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THANKING: “And by ‘everyone,’ I mean Jeremy Shockey. Holler!”

Casting Call: 10 Baywatch Babes for the 21st Century

intern — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:47:45 +0000

It’s been twenty years since Baywatch debuted and eight since the classic series ended its bouncy run, and if you’ve been fiending for vapid storylines and gloriously artificial glorious twos (and who doesn’t?!), it looks like your fix may be in. Paramount Pictures recently announced that it’s hired Jeremy Garelick (an uncredited scribe on this summer’s smash The Hangover) to write and direct a Baywatch movie with a tentative release date of 2012.

There’s no way Complex is waiting three years for the film (film!), so we’ve taken the liberty of providing a few updated casting choices, complete with references to the original actresses. So please, kick back with some SPF 40 and a Piña Colada and enjoy our picks for the Girls of the New Baywatch Movie. Just don’t bring your Vaseline to the beach, homies. You know, sand and such…

ORIGINAL: Pam Anderson

2009: Marisa Miller

Marisa is America’s current All-American blond beach girl and Pam was America’s original All-American Canadian blond beach girl. Sounds like a (near) perfect match to us.
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ORIGINAL: Yasmine Bleeth

2009: Audrina Patridge

Does this mean we can also go ahead and pencil Audrina in for the inevitable BASEketball remake before she fades into obscurity? If there’s a god it does!
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ORIGINAL: Alexandra Paul

2009: Jessica Biel

OK, so this isn’t such an exact match, but we had to have Jessica in the list and she can be the mature (ha!), intelligent (hee!), reasoned (please stop us) member of the crew. Minus the man’s haircut.
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ORIGINAL: Brooke Burns

2009: Bar Rafaeli

Burns’ original character’s name was Jessie Owens; Rafaeli only gets the job if she does the high jump…oh who are we kidding. If she can pass our mouth to mouth exam, she’s in.
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ORIGINAL: Traci Bingham

2009: K.D. Aubert

Look, tokenism in Hollywood sucks and it isn’t anything new, and we hate to reinforce it…almost as much as we like looking at pictures of model/video chick K.D.
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ORIGINAL: Carmen Electra

2009: Kim Kardashian

Carmen’s got a mix of Irish, German, and Cherokee ancestry; Kim’s Armenian, Scotch, and Dutch. How different would the world be if Carmen had grown up when it was acceptable to have a great big beautiful ass?
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ORIGINAL: Stacy Kamano

2009: Jarah Mariano

The show’s name was changed to Baywatch Hawaii when Stacy joined the cast in ‘99, a nod to her homestate. We’ll call it Baywatch Trailer Park as long as our hot Hawaiian homegirl Jarah agrees to be a part of it.
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ORIGINAL: Kelly Packard

2009: Hayden Panettiere

Kelly’s character’s last name was “Giminski.” We’ll give Hayden a more eloquent surname in our version.
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ORIGINAL: Mitzi Kapture

2009: Rachel Bilson

Mitzi played Alex Ryker, the mother hen of the Baywatch crew. Rachel can sit on our eggs any time she wants.

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ORIGINAL: Erika Eleniak

2009: Scarlett Johansson

Eleniak was the original blond Baywatch Babe, before Pam Anderson joined the cast and stole the show in season three. We’re hoping that Scar-Jo’s skinny-dipping swim scene in He’s Just Not That Into You was just a warm up…not that we watched that movie.

Winding Down: Kim Kardashian Enjoys A Lollipop

Joe — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:23:49 +0000

Good news, Monday is over, and Kim Kardashian still likes to suck…lollipops. [Bastardly]

Kid Cudi’s trailer is getting major burn during the previews of Transformers 2. [Dat New Cudi]

Sheesh, Misa Campo is the truth. [Flisted]

Here’s more looks of Kanye’s LV sneakers. [Nice Kicks]

Sure they lost to Brazil, but you can still follow your favorite U.S soccer players on twitter. [CoedMag]

Check out this video of Iron Solomon beating Jin in a freestyle battle at Fight Klub. [Nah Right]

Hotties in the wild. Nuff said. [Double Viking]

Milf Monday: Rachel Weisz [HolyTaco]

Kim Kardashian Blows Us Kisses

intern — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:19:05 +0000

Sporting a new hairdo, Kim Kardashian hit the Much Music Awards in Toronto. [Bastardly]

Clipse and Kanye finally drop the video for “Kinda Like A Big Deal.” [Nah Right]

Wow. The new Spizike’s are going to be a problem. [Nice Kicks]

Your drunk texts are nothing compared to these. [Flisted]

Megan Fox apologizes for turning down some random fan. [PopCrunch]

What your douche-y facial hair really says about you. [Holy Taco]

The world’s best Guitar Hero player is only 14 years old. [Coed Mag]

Something that never gets old: girls posting their revealing pics online. [Double Viking]

Nicole Scherzinger Splashes Off

Joe — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:54:15 +0000

Oh, how we’ve missed you Nicole. Here are some pics of her enjoying the ocean. [Bastardly]

Mariah Carey enlists Gucci Mane for the remix to her first single. Never saw that coming. [Nah Right]

It’s almost officially summer and you still need help with the ladies. Look no further. [Coed Mag]

Keep in mind that these are rumors, but early talk about G.I. Joe doesn’t sound too good. [Flisted]

We wish we were eavesdropping when Kim Kardashian gave Heidi Pratt advice on posing for Playboy. [PopCrunch]

Scope out this new art from AJ Fosik. [SlamxHype]

Gisele’s latest photo shoot might be slightly disrespectful, but it’s still pretty hot. [Lossip]

We’d much rather watch Malia Jones catch waves than the guys who say “gnarly.” [Holy Taco]

Models and celebs are great, but these non-famous hotties hold it down pretty well too. [Double Viking]

Looking At Holly Madison Never Gets Old

intern — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:07:31 +0000

Seriously, it doesn’t get much better than Holly Madison. [Bastardly]

Watch some clips from the Jim Jones documentary before it drops later this month. [Nah Right]

Reebok is tripping over Marcin Gortat’s Jordan Brand tattoo. [Nice Kicks]

Two of our favorite ladies, Kim Kardashian and Chelsea Handler, have a one-on-one. [PopCrunch]

The NBA Draft is only a couple weeks away. See who’s getting the most hype. [Coed Mag]

Apparently, you can judge a book by its cover. [Holy Taco]

These girls-next-door give some of our favorite celebs a run for their money. [Double Viking]

Venetian artists try to make a point about how crappy American houses look. [Flisted]

These ladies might be inanimate, but they can still get it. [Street Level]

Super Two’s Day: Guess That Reality Star’s Cleavage

intern — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:24:27 +0000

Each week on Super Two’s Day, we’ve been presenting the most breast-tacular moments in the careers of various celebrities. But have you been paying attention? To challenge the true Super Two’s Day connoisseur, we decided to switch things up with a test: can you tell us which set of funbags belong to which busty reality show starlet? After you think you have the answer, simply click on each Two’s photo (below) to find out her identity…

#5: GARGANTUAN CANNONS

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CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE REALITY STAR TWO’S…

Gone For The (Long) Weekend

intern — Fri, 22 May 2009 20:04:59 +0000

The hottest German women were fun to look at. [LINK]

Our instructional video on how to clean your sneakers will put an end to dirty footwear. [LINK]

We took a look at Kim Kardashian’s best breast moments. [LINK]

Cam and Jimmy aren’t as strong apart, so we came up with some suggestions on how to save Dip Set. [LINK]

Getting free stuff isn’t always the good thing, especially at baseball games.[ LINK]

And From The Complex Network
Bastardly: Where else can Lady Gaga’s face battle with her butt?LINK]

Nah Right: He helped John Connor fight off those damn robots, now Common’s sticking it to the man as Down Jones. [LINK]

Nice Kicks: Air Jordan 12 “Nubuck” [LINK]

On Smash: Will anyone ever stop asking Rawth about Em? [LINK]

Kicks On Fire: Terrem Spring/Summer 2009. Solid. [LINK]

Das Gamer: Check out a THQ first, UFC 2009: Undisputed. [LINK]

Super Twosday: Kim Kardashian

Joe — Tue, 19 May 2009 18:17:16 +0000

If you don’t already know of our love affair with Kim Kardashian, well, then you must not be a big fan of Complex.
Maybe it’s time for a little catch-up. Her Complex Greatest Hits include two cover stories (Feb/Mar 2008 and June/July 2009), one Complex 7, one Ultimate Archive of her best butt shots and a bunch of other mentions in blog posts with the headline “The Hottest Blankity Blank.” The only thing missing from her wall of fame? A Super Twosday platinum plaque. Consider the cycle complete, and enjoy Kim’s best breast moments.

#5 AS A PUSSYCAT DOLL, AUGUST 2008

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KEEP CLICKING NEXT TO SEE MORE OF KIM’S BEST BREAST SHOTS!

Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest California Women

prubin — Wed, 06 May 2009 20:17:41 +0000

If you follow beauty pageants as closely as we do—which is not at all unless you’re waiting for a disgraced contestant to pop up in a lesbian sex tape—then you were a bit surprised to hear about all the hubbub surrounding Carrie Prejean, California’s entrant in the Miss USA pageant. First there was the gay-marriage double flap, then the fake twos that were paid for by the pageant organization, now then the topless shots (relatively SFW—especially if you work here, where NSFW only applies to fireworks and ketamine).

The thing is, we’re unmoved. You know why? Because California has such a surfeit of crazy hot (and in some cases, crazy and hot) that things like this are just a distraction from the real thing. So click on for the left side’s best sides…

#9. Katharine McPhee
Claim to Fame: American Idol runner-up and owner of a deceptively prominent onion. Dip dip dy, you’re makin’ us cry, word to Plug Three (and we would if we could!).

KEEP CLICKING NEXT TO SEE MORE CALIFORNIA HOTTIES!

Lindsay Lohan Looks Good From The Side

Joe — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:09:26 +0000

When it comes to side-boob, Lindsay Lohan always rocks it right. [Bastardly]

America’s game is played without signs that heckle managers who are doing a sub-par job. Just ask Citi Field security. [Animal]

Kim Kardashian wore a wig to make a funny. [Flisted]

Always hilarious: Unintentional funny sports headlines. [HolyTaco]

DC collaborates with Standard on a blood-red Admiral Hi. [Nice Kicks]

Eliza Dushku is always worth a look, or nine. [Popoholic]

All you fashion stylist wannabes, here’s a reality show for you. [PopCrunch]

Check out 10 Porn Stars who gave their bod to God. [CoedMag]