Yeah, her husband is crazy. That doesn’t make Katie Homes any less hot. [Moe Jackson]
Preview the highly anticipated Clipse x Cam’ron x Pharrell song. [Miss Info]
The ever-popular Nike Air Griffey’s get the #allblackeverything treatment. [Kicks On Fire]
Nah Right and On Smash is shutting down NYC tonight. Go see their CMJ showcase. [Nah Right]
Snoop Dogg wants a cameo on True Blood. Oxymoron? [PopCrunch]
Checking out hot girls online never gets old. [Double Viking]
Got money to blow? Lexus is only releasing 500 LFA models. $400K a pop. [Inside Line]
Some of these celeb chicks’ outfits were a miss at the famous Whitney Gala event. [Trendmill]
Brooks Brothers just dropped a limited edition Mad Men suit collaboration. [Daily Drop]
This simple flowchart will help you pick a religion to follow. [Holy Taco]
We’ve thought about having a wedding at the strip club. These people did it. [Flisted]
Ballon Boy’s neighbor got gully and roughed up some members of the media. [Coed Mag]
Katie Holmes can be wifed, as long as Xenu is present to watch over the ceremony.
High Priestess of the Church of Scientology Katie Holmes is shedding pounds, and sadly they’re not the 115 pounds that are her tiny lunatic husband, Tom Cruise. Holmes has appeared gaunt recently, as noted by the highly respected physician gossipmongers at Fox News here. The exact cause of her dramatic weight loss is not known. Is she crying out for help, having realized she’s trapped in a cult and married to a cult leader? Is she attempting to flush evil thetans out of her bodily temple? Is she getting set to star in The Machinist II: The Regurgitation?
Holmes is one half of the craziest couple in Hollywood but that doesn’t necessarily mean her coconut is cracked. Perhaps Cruise is just so crazy he makes her look 7:30 too? Maybe there’s still a workable wifey underneath all the insanity? Read the arguments as Complex puts Holmes to the wifey/trifey test and vote to decide if she’s a lost cause or a prize find…
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By now we’re sure you’ve heard about the cruel hoax rumor perpetrated on the male gender Anne Hathaway this week. Contrary to reports about her affinity for anal sex, Anne did not say that “every woman should try it,” or that it makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” It was fun while it lasted, folks.
Anyway, once we were done fantasizing about playing Anne some backporch music being outraged at the rumor-mongering in our society today, we got to thinking: there must be some Hollywood hotties who use their service elevators for both business and pleasure. And lo and behold, after examining the public record, we found five who we think might be telling us there’s a key to their back door stashed underneath the flower pot.
Check out the suspected back door enthusiasts here…
