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The Pussycat Dolls Get Us Over The Hump

The PussyCat Dolls are dropping a new album, does anyone care? Us either, but the pics are a good time waster. [Bastardly]

Olivia Munn is funny and hot as hell, even on other people’s sites. [TheDailyLowDown]

Can’t tell him nothing: Kanye pushes up his new album. [LINK]

This dude almost shot himself in the head. [DoubleViking]

The biggest loser in Detroit, Matt Millen finally got canned. [Coed]

Are You Ready For Some Football?

When the Jets were searching for their new cheerleaders, we got invited to tryouts. Football and hotties are back Sunday…get psyched. [LINK]

Preppie is in, we showed you how to master the look. [LINK]

Tyler Shields took us behind the scenes at the Creative Rec spring/summer 09 line. [LINK]

Who better to teach bar etiquette than the “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Crew”? [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:

Nah Right: By Monday, we should know more about Kanye’s forthcoming album. [LINK]

Nice Kicks: The Red-Patent Skytops are available now…get on them. [LINK]

Bastardly: We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again. Jennifer Hawkins is smokin’. [LINK]

Das Gamer: The Max Payne director is tight with the Film Ratings Board, find out why. [LINK]

Daily Drop: Cop that Jordan 22/1 Countdown Pack…early. [LINK]

The Unauthorized History Of Puppets In Hip Hop

Whatchya wanna do? Wanna be a ballers? shotcallers? Brawlers? Well let Complex be the spoiler. The reality of hip hop is a sad one filled with guys who get their strings pulled, like Jimi Hendrix (no Pat Smear, my dear). And occasionally you can actually see their strings. Take for instance the awesomely creative new clip from Complex stalwart contributor Kanye West, which finds a styrofoam ‘Ye sucking wind in the Olympics (no Louganis) like a “Champion”. We keed, we keed.

But Kanye isn’t the first hip hopper to use a strung-up effigy of himself in a video. So for your viewing pleasure, and general edification, we’ve combed through the annals (grow up!) of hip hop to find the 5 greatest moments of puppetry in rap history. Go to school and peep Kanye’s latest below…

Jodie Marsh Turns The Headlights On

How did Jodie Marsh get top billing today? Look at those twos’s, they’re spinnin’ son! [Bastardly]

The Mets are kicking ass again, these come just in time. [Nice Kicks]

Jae Millz goes over G-Unit’s “Straight Outta Southside” instrumental. [Nah Right]

This anaconda takes being camera shy to a new level. [Double Viking]

Kanye puts on his manager, Don C for his style-sense. [Kanye’s Blog]

Karina Smirnoff Gets Us Over The Hump

Karina Smirnoff brought her D.S.L’s (we’re talking about the lips) to “The Dark Knight” premiere. [Bastardly]

Kanye is a blogger for real. [Nah Right]

Check how the retro Jordan IV matches up to the O.G. [Nice Kicks]

This is a hilarious prank. [Double Viking]

Here’s some reasons you should definitely hate the Yankees. [Asylum]

Danielle Lloyd Is A Modelin’ Ma

Danielle Lloyd is the perfect muse to get us over hump day. [Flisted]

Nike goes mobile with their iD campaign. [SlamxHype]

There was a lot of anti-Kanye graffiti at Bonnaroo. [Animal]

Drunk cats are fun to watch. [Double Viking]

We’re not sure if this LapDome is really cool, or really worthless. [Like Cool]

Carmen Electra Stays Sexy

Carmen Electra is still doing it, and doing it well. [HQ Celebrity]

Barack may have beat Hillary, but how does he stack up against The Rock? [SI]

This dude got a little too excited while skydiving. [DoubleViking]

Kanye kept his composure in Minneapolis. [Nah Right]

Is Nike skimping on the air-supply? Have a look. [Nice Kicks]

Jessica Simpson Almost Throws The Diamond Up

Ah, if we could tweak Jessica’s hands just a little bit, she’d be throwing up the R.O.C. Hold your head Tony, we’d take her over a super bowl ring any day. [Drunken Stepfather]

Lance Armstrong and Oakley teamed up on a pair of shades Dog Chapman would go nuts over. [Acquire]

‘Ye’s letting everyone know he’s more focused than ever since the passing of his mom, and is staying up till 3 a.m being creative. [Kanye’s Blog]

And you thought the NYC-subway system was crowded; The Japanese have it much tougher. [Holy Taco]

We’re guessing this big F you statue is American Apparel founder Dov Charney’s response to Woody Allen’s recently filed lawsuit. [Animal NY]

Kanye, Lupe & Pharrell’s Supergroup Gets A T-Shirt

The first (of probably many) CRS inspired t-shirts seems to have hit e-Bay, and it has the Hip-Hop super group members meticulously detailed and ready for war.

Pharrell, Lupe and Kanye seem to be draped in BAPE, and even Kanye’s strapping Ato Matsumoto boots make an appearance. The tight-jean trio toting big guns left us a bit confused, being that there’s not three MC’s in the game who put less work in the street—but who wants to get dirty when you’re rocking $300 jeans? Not us. If you’re feeling it (close up shot after the jump), get in an intense bidding war with fellow hipsters, here.

Kristen Cavallari Got Lucky At 13

It’s rumored that Kristen Cavallari got a head start at getting low at the tender age of 13. Wow, how f’ed up can The Hills girls be in one day? [DrunkenStepfather]

It’s almost short-skirt weather, and it’s about time you re-up with a hottie. Here are seven deadly dating sins to steer clear of. [JustAGuyThing]

Invest in this Lego chair for your apartment…if you never want to get laid. [Like Cool]

Would you be able to hack it on virtual Death Row? [WeakGame]

We can so see Kanye and Don C having Saturday morning race-offs with this elaborate go kart. [Kanye’s Blog]