Jessica Simpson boasted about not brushing her teeth and sometimes just using her sweater as a toothbrush. Sexual napalm? Try sexual halitosis. [Us]
Amy Winehouse will be teaming up with British fashion brand Fred Perry to start her own clothing line in the fall. Who wouldn’t want to dress like a deranged crackhead? [Too Fab!]
Stacey Dash is getting her own reality show on VH1. Maybe this will finally make her as famous as Snooki and Dr. Drew. [Bossip]
After missing half the season, Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl is gearing up to leave the show. [Perez Hilton]
Supermodel Bar Refaeli is being pressured to dump boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio…by an Israeli nationalist group that wants Refaeli to preserve her heritage and marry Jewish. We shit you not. [Pop Crunch]
Looking at these pics of La La from Latina magazine got us feeling all Melo. Zing! [The YBF]
We don’t really know what to think of Jessica Simpson. On the one hand she’s (for the most part) hot as balls. On the other…well, pretty much everything else. Fortunately, from the “hot as balls” part of her profile comes the news that Jess has teamed up with South Beach designer Red Carter and is set to release a swimwear line under the Jessica Simpson Collection lifestyle brand on Dec. 30. We’re not too familiar with J-Simp’s skills as a designer, but we do know wearing a bikini is one of her best talents.
We’re hoping this line takes off so that we have more opportunities to see Ms. Simpson frolicking around in her own two-piece creations (not too mention opportunities to see Ms. Simpson attempting to bridge the intellectual gap with our pre-historic ancestors). Until then, we’ve done the hard work (zing!) and gathered the hottest bikini moments from Jessica’s career…
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Barbra Streisand beat out Paramore and even Mariah Carey on the Billboard charts last week. Yeah, old girl can sing, but we think at least a little bit of her success has something to do with her big strong schnoz—that thing is massive and beautiful. So in honor of Barbra, the O.G. of big-nosed beauties, today’s Fetish Friday is dedicated to hot women with sexy snouts. We’re not talking about the Hoovers on Whitney and Lindsay, we’re talking about big-beaked ladies who proudly kept the knives away from their faces. (Sorry, Jen Aniston!) Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with big noses…
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She’s fat, she’s skinny, she’s a blond, she’s a brunette, she’s dating this douchebag, she’s dating that douchebag…we can hardly keep up with Jessica Simpson these days. But when it comes to this month’s Vanity Fair cover girl, one thing’s for certain—well, two things really: We’ll just never tire of ogling the breastest singer in pop.
To that end, we’ve compiled an unfuckwittable collection of Ms. Simpson’s greatest pictures—and boy, there sure are a lot of them. Get your click-finger ready for The Hottest Jessica Simpson Pics of All Time…
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Sure this is a normal pic of Jessica Simpson, but click HERE for the upskirt.
Peep this KiD CuDi performance left over from SXSW. [Nah Right]
Check out these mugshot illustrations of G.I chicks. [Bamkapow]
Converse continues to make rock-themed Chuck T’s. Here’s the Pink Floyd version. [Nice Kicks]
This vegetable-made car is retarded. [Like Cool]
Jessica Simpson seems to be packing on the pounds. We're not mad, as long as she gets it together in time for bikini weather. [Bastardly]
This road kill carpet is perfect for the veteran outdoorsman. [Like Cool]
Winter wifey or just a tease? Either way, she's ok to look at. [DoubleViking]
Kanye West jumps on a Teriyaki Boyz track and does Nigo and Pharrell a favor. [Nah Right]
The grape Supra Cruzier's are available now, get them here for $80. [Daily Drop]
Tony Romo says he’s ready to steer the Cowboys. Pause.
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is under a lot of pressure lately, and no, this time it’s not because a beastly defense is gang raping him. Last season was cursed by controversy as star receiver Terrell Owens claimed that Romo was conspiring to not throw him balls that he could in turn drop (yes, the same Owens who showed public support for his QB a year earlier by crying when the press criticized Romo for losing yet another playoff game). Such turmoil may have led to the Cowboys getting reamed 44-6 by the Philadelphia Eagles in their final game, putting an exclamation point on a late season collapse.
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Yeah, it ain’t a country, but a lot of Texans wanna secede and a lot of the rest of us wouldn’t mind if they did, so there you go. Worldwide Wednesday: Texas Edition.
The Lone Star State’s on our mind this week for a couple reasons. One, the habitually slept on Friday Night Lights with Minka Kelly (above) starts its third season on Friday, and two, next Tuesday the state gets its village idiot back from Washington. To celebrate these two developments, we present the hottest women in that hot state’s history.
Click here to see who the 9 hottest Texan women are.
Big news, Cowboys fans! Your boy Tony Romo is back in the pocket on Sunday after hurting his pinky. Aw. Since we’re all about the Giants over here in NYC, we only see one upside to this turn of events: the camera cut-aways to Jessica Simpson’s rack. While we can’t stand her style, beliefs, face, smile, commentary, acne commercials, manly jaw or intelligence, we can definitely handle sound-free closeups of her in the VIP booth.
There’s something else we can handle, and that’s photos of what InTouch Magazine called “Hollywood’s Greatest Rack.” Take a break from whatever it is that you’re doing and check out the breast moments in Jessica Simpson’s recent history…
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Star athletes are supposed to bang hot chicks, but that doesn’t mean we want to hear from or about their actress/singer/model girlfriends before, during, and after sporting events. Tonight, when the Dallas Cowboys play the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football, you can bank on at least five shots of Dallas QB Tony Romo’s boo Jessica Simpson cheering him on, accompanied by awkward analysis of how she may or may not jinx him or distract him from football.
Thanks in advance to the producers and analysts who allow the broadcast to be sidetracked by this bullshit. While you try to focus on the actual game action, check out ten of of the most discussed athlete-starlet couples and vote on which is the most annoying.
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When she first hit the music scene, Jessica Simpson was just another blonde in the sea of teen pop singers. But now that her original competitors are all either on Mommy duty (X-tina) or done for the night (give it up, Brits), Jessica has become the last chick standing. But now she had to go fuck it all up by making the transition to country music, a genre already filled to the brim with attractive blond women.
With the release of her new video “Come On Over,” JS is pitting herself against nubile teen starlets like Taylor Swift. Does she still have what it takes to stand out amongst Nashville’s leading ladies? Check out her competition after the jump…
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Ah, if we could tweak Jessica's hands just a little bit, she'd be throwing up the R.O.C. Hold your head Tony, we'd take her over a super bowl ring any day. [Drunken Stepfather]
Lance Armstrong and Oakley teamed up on a pair of shades Dog Chapman would go nuts over. [Acquire]
'Ye's letting everyone know he's more focused than ever since the passing of his mom, and is staying up till 3 a.m being creative. [Kanye's Blog]
And you thought the NYC-subway system was crowded; The Japanese have it much tougher. [Holy Taco]
We're guessing this big F you statue is American Apparel founder Dov Charney's response to Woody Allen's recently filed lawsuit. [Animal NY]
