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Super Two’s Day: Jessica Simpson

Big news, Cowboys fans! Your boy Tony Romo is back in the pocket on Sunday after hurting his pinky. Aw. Since we’re all about the Giants over here in NYC, we only see one upside to this turn of events: the camera cut-aways to Jessica Simpson’s rack. While we can’t stand her style, beliefs, face, smile, commentary, acne commercials, manly jaw or intelligence, we can definitely handle sound-free closeups of her in the VIP booth.

There’s something else we can handle, and that’s photos of what InTouch Magazine called “Hollywood’s Greatest Rack.” Take a break from whatever it is that you’re doing and check out the breast moments in Jessica Simpson’s recent history…

Who’s The Most Annoying Sports Couple?

Star athletes are supposed to bang hot chicks, but that doesn’t mean we want to hear from or about their actress/singer/model girlfriends before, during, and after sporting events. Tonight, when the Dallas Cowboys play the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football, you can bank on at least five shots of Dallas QB Tony Romo’s boo Jessica Simpson cheering him on, accompanied by awkward analysis of how she may or may not jinx him or distract him from football.

Thanks in advance to the producers and analysts who allow the broadcast to be sidetracked by this bullshit. While you try to focus on the actual game action, check out ten of of the most discussed athlete-starlet couples and vote on which is the most annoying.

Jessica Simpson Vs. Country’s Blonde Bombshells

When she first hit the music scene, Jessica Simpson was just another blonde in the sea of teen pop singers. But now that her original competitors are all either on Mommy duty (X-tina) or done for the night (give it up, Brits), Jessica has become the last chick standing. But now she had to go fuck it all up by making the transition to country music, a genre already filled to the brim with attractive blond women.

With the release of her new video “Come On Over,” JS is pitting herself against nubile teen starlets like Taylor Swift. Does she still have what it takes to stand out amongst Nashville’s leading ladies? Check out her competition after the jump…

Jessica Simpson Almost Throws The Diamond Up

Ah, if we could tweak Jessica’s hands just a little bit, she’d be throwing up the R.O.C. Hold your head Tony, we’d take her over a super bowl ring any day. [Drunken Stepfather]

Lance Armstrong and Oakley teamed up on a pair of shades Dog Chapman would go nuts over. [Acquire]

‘Ye’s letting everyone know he’s more focused than ever since the passing of his mom, and is staying up till 3 a.m being creative. [Kanye’s Blog]

And you thought the NYC-subway system was crowded; The Japanese have it much tougher. [Holy Taco]

We’re guessing this big F you statue is American Apparel founder Dov Charney’s response to Woody Allen’s recently filed lawsuit. [Animal NY]