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Winding Down: Jessica Alba Keeps A Straight Face

ebaker — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:07:54 +0000

Jessica Alba didn’t look too thrilled while out and about the other day, but she looked good. [Moe Jackson]

Find out exactly why women have sex. [Flisted]

DC Shoes and Sixpack collab on this banger from the Life collection. [Kicks On Fire]

Young Money’s Jae Millz dropped a new mixtape. [Nah Right]

These five cars will make you look like a tool. [Coed Mag]

Start the week off right with a look at self-posted pics of these hotties. [Double Viking]

Check out Nike’s Halloween Air Force 1. [Daily Drop]

The cast of The Hills is making serious paper this season. [PopCrunch]

It’s always interesting when a hot chick sits next to you on a plane. [Holy Taco]

A History Of Celebrity Protests

intern — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:30:37 +0000

We love women who are down for a cause. Especially when that cause involves going down for the cause. We keed, we keed, but when we saw Jessica Alba getting nailed (not that type) for defacing public property in Oklahoma City, with a save-the-sharks poster we had to tip our 5-panel to the hottie. Jess isn’t the first celebrity to give the big eff you to laws and institutions. Take a look back at five other celebrities who weren’t afraid to fight, for their right, to protest…

Darryl Hannah: Darryl Hannah might love trees as much as Jim Jones does. Except her affection is toward the ones with bark, not the ones that get you eye-closing high. In 2006, the Splash star chained herself to a Los Angeles oak tree to prevent its impending removal. It turned out to be the first time it took more than one fireman to remove a pussy from a tree. Meow.

Edward Furlong: Look, everyone enjoys a good lobster for dinner once in a while, but Eddie took his love for the red-clawed crustacean a step further in 2004. As a protest to what he felt was animal cruelty, Furolong released a bunch of lobsters from a Kentucky grocery store. When police arrived on the scene, they said Furlong was “turning around in circles, and was absolutely shit-faced.” Not in those words exactly, but yeah dude was trashed.

Hayden Panettiere: Although the picture looks like a big water-born circle-jerk, in reality these people aren’t doing anything nearly as important. Heroesstar Hayden Panettiere earned a warrant for her arrest in Japan when she interfered with the a culturally significant ritual dolphin hunt. See, she’s a hero in real life too!

Woody Harrelson: We fucks with Woody, hard body. Not only is he a out-of-the-closet weed smoker, the dude is a huge supporter of the legalization of marijuana. In 1996, Harrelson got pinched when he symbolically planted four “hemp” seeds to protest the marijuana laws in Kentucky. Smoking with Woody >> smoking with your favorite rapper.

Mos Def: In 2005, after Bush’s botched handling of Hurricane Katrina, Mos Def dedicated a song to the former Commander-In-Chief titled “Katrina Clap”. When Mos showed up outside the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards on a flatbed truck and preformed the song, he was arrested, despite having a public performance permit. Coincidentally, “Katrina Clap” is also the name of a nasty STD floating around the New York City penal system.

Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest California Women

prubin — Wed, 06 May 2009 20:17:41 +0000

If you follow beauty pageants as closely as we do—which is not at all unless you’re waiting for a disgraced contestant to pop up in a lesbian sex tape—then you were a bit surprised to hear about all the hubbub surrounding Carrie Prejean, California’s entrant in the Miss USA pageant. First there was the gay-marriage double flap, then the fake twos that were paid for by the pageant organization, now then the topless shots (relatively SFW—especially if you work here, where NSFW only applies to fireworks and ketamine).

The thing is, we’re unmoved. You know why? Because California has such a surfeit of crazy hot (and in some cases, crazy and hot) that things like this are just a distraction from the real thing. So click on for the left side’s best sides…

#9. Katharine McPhee
Claim to Fame: American Idol runner-up and owner of a deceptively prominent onion. Dip dip dy, you’re makin’ us cry, word to Plug Three (and we would if we could!).

KEEP CLICKING NEXT TO SEE MORE CALIFORNIA HOTTIES!

Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Mexican Women

donniek — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:16:15 +0000

Two news stories involving Mexican women piqued our interest yesterday: 1) A Mexican pop diva is suing TV Azteca for allegedly defaming her reputation; and 2) Mexican police arrested a woman in possession of more guns than T.I., including an anti-aircraft machine gun(!). So of course, we immediately started thinking of possible posts…a look at corruption at Spanish-speaking networks? An investigative report on how Mexican drug cartels are outgunning the military? Or, maybe—the hottest women in Mexico? Ding. Ding.

Just so you know, we didn’t go Maxim on you and fill our list with vaguely Mexican celebs like, say, Jessica Alba. Nope, we dug deep to find the most authentic hot chicks repping the tricolor. Consider this an early celebration of Cinco de Mayo: We present the 9 hottest women of Mexico…

#9. MAITE PERRONI
CLAIM TO FAME: We’d like to cast the 26-year-old singer/actress in the next Bond flick. The role? Culo…Culo Diabolical.

CLICK NEXT TO SEE MORE SEXY MEXICAN WOMEN!

The Ultimate Archive: Jessica Alba’s Hottest Pics

jerwin — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:51:42 +0000

Another Friday, another out-of-this-world hot celeb who all of us can’t get enough of. Jessica Alba is always a treat, and because it’s the end of a long week, we wanted to send you off to the weekend with a gift.

We know you want it, here it is: the 31 hottest Jessica Alba pics of all time. Don’t think too hard folks, that’s how people get injured.

RAZOR, 2000

KEEP CLICKING TO SEE JESSICA’S HOTTEST PICS!!!

Jessica Alba Is A Fruit Lover

Joe — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:40:08 +0000

Slow news day, so here's Jessica Alba meticulously touching her melons. [Bastardly]

Whether you're into playing chess or checkers, these new belts might be a good look for you. [CJL]

Joe Budden hit up Karmaloop TV to talk about coming up. [Nah Right]

The first annual Sneaker Con hit NYC yesterday. If you missed out, check some re-cap pics. [Nice Kicks]

The ultimate Ping-Pong endzone dance. [DoubleViking]

If you're looking to stalk your favorite adult stars, check out 44 of them who twitter. [CoedMag]

Jessica Alba Gets A Life

Joe — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:02:41 +0000

Who knew Jessica Alba was a hypebeast? Nah she’s not, but rockin’ Alife sunglasses is a start. [Bastardly]

50 is raising the ~~steaks~~ stakes in his beef with Rick Ross. Check out his interview/shopping spree with the Bawse’s baby momma. [Nah Right]

The Eggplant Foamposites will hit Footaction February 5th and retail for $200. Check hi-res shots of the sneaker here. [Nice Kicks]

This see-through pull table is sick. [Baller House]

We thought we were over G-Shocks, until DQM pumped out this black/white heat. [High Snob]

Coming Out Swingin’

Joe — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:33:39 +0000

What else is there to say? We gave you another reason to love India. [LINK]

We know you’ve always wanted to figure out how to cheat on your girlfriend and get away with it. We’ve got the whole guide. [LINK]

The Capo kept Kufi smacking’ em! Don’t miss out on our unpublished interview with Jim Jones regarding Dame Dash’s financial situation, Jadakiss signing to the ROC, and Jay-Z’s “loss of power”. [LINK]

Blockbuster is doing everything they can to survive in this economy. Check out what we think they should do. [LINK]

Beautiful women never fail to keep our attention span. Therefore, we gave you a selection of next year’s hottest calenders. Get’em quickly son! [LINK]

Although this economy is as sad as OJ’s last apology, it doesn’t hurt to make a wish list living up to the Christmas spirit. [LINK]

We unleashed the new Clipse x Play Cloths mixtape. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:

Nah Right: Jay Z and Santogold repped the BK on “Brooklyn Go Hard” [LINK]

Bastardly: Jessica Alba's Campari Swimsuit Calendar, helps us keep track of the days. [LINK]

KicksOnFire: Vans thinks ahead with this spring 2009 Croc Pack.[LINK]

Das Gamer: The five greatest video game shirts were compiled. [LINK]

On Smash: Triple threat: Jamie Foxx ft. Kanye West x The Dream “Digital Girl”. [LINK]

Nice Kicks: Will the Suede ever replace the Clyde? Check this “over spray” pack. [LINK]

Jessica Alba Brings Us Over The Hump

Joe — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:01:20 +0000

Eff a late pass, in case you missed flicks of Jessica Alba's Campari Swimsuit Calendar, our friends at the Bastardly have you covered. [Bastardly]

The Lambo's blue, and his President is Black. Go behind the scenes of Young Jeezy's video shoot. [Nah Right]

These SBs never made it off the cutting room floor. Mint chocolate chip? Yums, no (Soulja Boy). [Nice Kicks]

New freestyle from Officer RAWSSEEEE. [On Smash]

This “summer” snowboard looks pretty lame. [Like Cool]

Winding Down: Jessica Alba Brings the Horror

complex — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:30:28 +0000

While Complex is recreating classic comedies with Olivia Munn, Latina magazine is doing classic horrors with Jessica Alba. [Egotastic]

If you’ve got money to burn and are a retro gaming freak, this tabletop arcade is the machine to have. [Bornrich]

Burton’s got the bag for cold weather messengering. [Acquire]

Black Rat Press has got Swoon prints for sale. Go now. [TWBE]