Two things we love, pizza and Jennifer Lopez’s cleavage. [Moe Jackson]
Jay Smooth gives the blueprint to having an “Empire State Of Mind.” [Nah Right]
Check out this interview with Nah Right’s eskay, and be sure to peep the pic of Miss Info, eskay and his twin brother Bun B. [Miss Info]
The Nike Air 1/2 Cent Silver has started to trickle into stores. [Nice Kicks]
Around the way girls? Yes please. [Double Viking Hotties]
James Gandolfini does his best real-life Tony Soprano impression and goes ham on a photographer. [Animal]
Left To Right: Snoop Dogg, Ellie Goulding, Jennifer Lopez, Emalkay, Kid Cudi
Each day Complex scours the music blogs for 5 fresh songs that you should listen to in our 5 O’Clock Shuffle post. Instead of going crazy trying to keep up with your RSS feeds everyday, just head over to Complex.com to stay up-to-date on important leaks and releases.
Every new song has its purpose. Sometimes newcomers are trying to get in the game. Sometimes superstars are trying to get back in the game. Both types of efforts are intriguing for their own reasons and there’s never really any guarantee of who’s going to have the hotter song. Today’s Shuffle kind of epitomizes these statements. It features music from iPod staples and artists you probably never heard of until today, but the playing field is more even than you’d expect. MP3 streams and download links wait after the jump. Keep reading to get started…
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We’ve done a bad thing. In the past, our feelings for J. Lo have been up and down and back again. We’ve allowed our fickle selves to toy with Jenny’s feelings, and it’s time to clear the air. The woman is damn hot. One of the hottest of all time, in fact. Who else can have two kids, a handful of douche-bag boyfriends, too many bad songs to count, and still manage to retain a tabletop ass? Only Jenny from the block, that’s who.
J.Lo just turned 40 (wow), so we’ve decided to remind ourselves that she still exists reminisce a little and compile the sexy Boricua’s greatest photos. Now hurry up and click through before we change our minds again…
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Yesterday, President Obama announced that he would nominate Sonia Sotomayor to become the nation’s first Hispanic (she’s a Boricua!) justice. If confirmed by the Senate, she would become the second woman on the court (Ay!), the third female justice in the history of the Supreme Court (Ay!) and the first South Bronx representative to serve as a Supreme Court justice (Ay! Ay! Ay!).
Now judge Sotomayor isn’t the only proud child to come out of the BX. The Boogie Down is the birthplace of many notable possessors of terrific two’s and traffic-disturbing-asses. We’re not talking about fat male rappers and washed up athletes, son (ayo!). To remind those who forgot—as well as those who never knew—we present the 9 hottest Bronx women…
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Jennifer Lopez is getting a divorce? It’s just a rumor. But to celebrate the possibility of her being back on the market, we reminded everyone why we love Jenny from the Block with a collection of her best back shots. [LINK]
Kanye wants to be a fashion intern, so we imagined how his first day on the job might go. Find out how long it takes him to get fired. [LINK]
DC Shoes founder and Incase brand guru Damon Way dropped some knowledge in our column “The Shotcaller.” [LINK]
A brown Iraqi slip-on didn’t do the job, so we examined some shoes that are built for throwing at George Bush. [LINK]
Pink and purple aren't as hot ever since Cam'ron went Osama Bin Laden. But if you're down with Jim Greco (or if you just like color purple), these Supra Suprano Highs are for you. [LINK]
And From The Complex Network:
Nah Right: Kid Cudi does his best Too $hort immitation. [LINK]
Bastardly: Watch the trailer for Vida Guerra’s upcoming ass-umentary. [LINK]
KicksOnFire: Reebok gets festive with their Pump Christmas Pack. [LINK]
OnSmash: Gorilla Zoe’s mind is playing tricks on him in his new video “Lost.” [LINK]
Nice Kicks: Celebrate the “Year of The Ox” with two China-only Nike releases. [LINK]
Merry Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Whatevs: Yet another in the acclaimed Complex Rearview series. Now for the joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, did you hear these rumors that J. Lo might be getting divorced again? Crazy, right?
Go away.
Ok, but here’s a collection of great flicks of her ass. I’ll leave it on the porch.
Click Through To See JLO’s 10 Best Back Shots!
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You can’t trust an ugly person to take care of your kids. It might traumatize them. That’s why we breathed a sigh of relief when we heard that Jennifer Lopez has been cast as the thief-turned-nanny in the upcoming movie The Governess. The film will undoubtedly be a steaming pile of romantic comedy, but it makes a perfect addition to the long tradition of the hot nanny in popular culture. After the jump, see the other child care specialists we’d like to drop the kids off on, er, with.
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Sure she may have gone from ass-y to classy, but recent photos like the one above taken at the premiere of the Rolling Stones' film Shine The Light of JLO just proves that squeezing out twins takes it toll. Known for having the ideal coke-bottle body shape, Lopez now finds herself on semi-hot mommy status, and not the dream girl we remember back in the days when Diddy was splashing off. That being said, we've compiled some vintage heat of JLO for you to feast your eyes on and reminisce. Browse some shots of the former fly-girl after the jump.
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