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Win A Zoo York x Jenna Jameson Skate Deck

This isn’t a Jenna Jameson anal-sex post, although you’re entitled to keep hoping. Zoo York is teaming up with the Queen of the Valley on a new deck to celebrate fifteen years in each of their respective industries.

This graphic, created by The CollaBros, is limited to 500 pieces and dropping at select skateshops for $75 this month. Or, save your money and Click Here to find out how to win one for free. Your choice. See more pics of the deck below…

5 Political Pornos We’d Vote For

Lisa Ann as “Serra Paylin” in Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

Think Sarah Palin is scary? We agree—scary sexy, that is! So of course we’re eagerly awaiting the release of Hustler’s new politico-porno Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? starring VPILF lookalike Lisa Ann. And with the news that shooting had begun this weekend (complete with appearances from Bill Orally, Hilly Clinton and Condi Rice), we got to thinking: What other female politicians would we like to see featured in their own gonzo flick? See our wish list below…

Who’s The Most Annoying Sports Couple?

Star athletes are supposed to bang hot chicks, but that doesn’t mean we want to hear from or about their actress/singer/model girlfriends before, during, and after sporting events. Tonight, when the Dallas Cowboys play the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football, you can bank on at least five shots of Dallas QB Tony Romo’s boo Jessica Simpson cheering him on, accompanied by awkward analysis of how she may or may not jinx him or distract him from football.

Thanks in advance to the producers and analysts who allow the broadcast to be sidetracked by this bullshit. While you try to focus on the actual game action, check out ten of of the most discussed athlete-starlet couples and vote on which is the most annoying.

Battling It Out

Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson tested their spit-game against each other. [LINK]

Politicians have been getting it in with their mistresses for a minute. We asked who had the hottest jumpoff. [LINK]

Madden launched, and we took a look back at the greatest football players in video game history. [LINK]

We took a look at the best of the worst, anti-Asian racism. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:

Nah Right: Check out behind the scenes footage from T.I’s Paper Trail photo shoot. [LINK]

Das Gamer:BioWare Co-Founder Dr. Greg Zeschuck Talks Dragon Age: Origins. [LINK]

Nice Kicks: Converse drops a What If? Pack. [LINK]

On Smash: Curren$y dedicates a track to Brett Favre. [LINK]

Bastardly: Relax, Alicia Sacramone is 20 years old, and it’s totally normal to look at her.[LINK]

Porn Star Rap Battle: Tera Patrick Vs. Jenna Jameson

Long story short: in an interview last week, Tera Patrick talked kinda greasy about Jenna Jameson. Not a full-on insult, just a little sideways chatter. “There’s a lot more things I’ve done than Jenna. I wouldn’t say she has a mainstream presence….She has more of a porn look.”

So of course we thought, What if the two porn queens took it to the vocal booth? Both are known for outstanding oral work, so it stands to reason that a rap battle between the two would be an instant classic. So obviously we had to come up with lyrics for this hypothetical battle—check out the verses below then vote on who has the better spit-game…

Jenna Loves The Animals

Jenna Jameson continues to be “down” for a cause. This time she’s getting undressed for PETA’s new “Pleather Yourself” campaign. [Egotastic]

This bartender is sick with it. 253 cocktails in 60 minutes? Dude is definitely wearing the crown. [TheBachelorGuy]

Stay on your New York shit with these vintage Subway signs. [Uncrate]

Think of this watch as the G-Shock for faux-fashionistas. [Acquire Mag]