Think Scarlett Johansson is too classy to auction off a used tissue for charity? She snot.
Scarlett Johansson gives and gives. First The Spirit star blessed the world with huge twos and horrendous acting, and now she’s making money for the charity USA Harvest by auctioning off a snot-soaked tissue she blew her nose with on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno (bless you very much, peons).
Scar-Jo is continuing a rather disturbing trend of getting fans to pay big money to for a little celebrity DNA. If you ask us, we should be showering her with DNA. But if you think she’s cool for this, hey, blow your nose, then blow it out your ass. And while you’re at it, check out more ridiculous DNA-licious celebrity memorabilia auction items.
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From the “I Thought We Were Rid of That Guy” division of the Department of “Not So Fast” comes the news today that Jay Leno will be given a new daily show in the 10 pm time slot on NBC next year. Four years ago, the network announced that Conan O’Brien would take over the Tonight Show in May of ‘09, and it was hoped assumed that Leno would ride one of his antique motorcycles off into the sunset. Now it turns out Chin Gigantic is gonna get his own primetime show, and it seems like he’s determined to use the same ol’ shitty template.
Of course, that shitty template goes over real well in the heartland (he’s beaten Letterman for 11 straight seasons), but we won’t lie: we hate it. So we’ve come up with 5 things Jay can do to not suck so bad when his new show starts. Read on for our sure-shot suggestions…
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In case you didn’t know, Jay Leno’s a f*ckin’ boss. Yeah, his jokes make you cringe at times and his chin is so big that rappers compare their wealth to it, but he’s one of the most bankable dudes on TV. And he’s crazy paid. Fortune Magazine estimated that since he took over the Tonight Show from Johnny Carson in ‘92, he’s generated close to $1 billion for NBC. So where does all that money go? Straight into his 17,000 sq-ft garage.
In there, he has everything from a one-off EcoJet jet-powered car he built with GM to this heavily customized 1953 Chrysler hotrod he brought to this years Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance car show. Nicknamed the Tankcar, this phallic Chrysler is powered by a 1792 cid V-12 Continental-designed, Chrysler-built turbocharged tank engine that’s reported to put out some ungodly amount of power in the 1,600 hp range. To improve gas mileage on this beast, it was reported that he switched out its original three speed transmission for an Allison six speed. But we can’t see Leno giving a damn about gas. Check out more photos below.
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