International film critic of mystery Ayo! Scott is the real life James Bond. He has all the latest tech you’ve never heard of (word to that chubby braggart fuckboy Sean Kingston), tags hot chicks (many of whom die as a direct result) and kills the fuck out of his rivals (die slow, Ebert!). Ayo! has everything a good 007 film does, which brings him to Quantum of Solace, Daniel Craig’s second certified Bond banger…

The film picks up where Casino Royale left off and gets right to the action (just like Ayo! getting domed out in the coat check room cause he said hello to ya moms). Enraged that bad guys forced Vesper, the woman he loved, to set him up and ultimately die for him, Bond seeks revenge while trying to foil their conspiratorial ring’s plot to monopolize natural resources.

Along the way, he keeps on Jason Bourne’s heels, leaping rooftops and slapping the shit out of lesser men, and also picks up an equally vengeful Russo-Bolivian dime Camille, played by red hot Olga Kurylenko. One of the best Bond girls of all time, she’s also the only reason you might walk out of Quantum of Solace feeling unsatisfied. When a woman as fine as she is goes a whole Bond movie without getting naked, the bad guys win. Of course, this doesn’t matter for Ayo!, who’s been in OK more times than Brangelina, but it sucks for you. Fortunately, the movie hits the target otherwise, exploding it. Peep the trailer below and take solace in the fact that the worldwide Interweb has plenty of nude photos of the former model for your spying eyes. Bang! Bang!

What we do know for sure is that new Bond girl Olga Kurylenko makes us want to say “Doctor, yes.” And while we plan on savoring every moment of her turn as Bond sidekick Camille Montes, we couldn’t stop ourselves from thinking about who the next Bond chick might be. Read on to see our five favorites, complete with signature kill moves and Bond names that are way cooler than “Camille Montes.”

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It won’t be the first time that strange bedfellows have teamed up for a soundtrack. There have been surprising mash-ups in the past like Roni Size hooking up with Cypress Hill, and even a Fat Boys x Freddy Kruegar rap banger atrocity. With the Keys/White collabo on its way, we’ve rounded up some prime examples, arranged in order of increasing bizarreness. Dig in the crates with us after the jiddump, chiddumps.

Faith No More & Boo Yaa T.R.I.B.E., “Another Body Murdered” (from Judgment Night)

Roni Size & Cypress Hill, “Child of the Wild West” (from Blade 2)

Afrika Bambaataa and John Lydon, “World Destruction” (from The Breakfast Club)

Fat Boys and Freddy Krueger, “Are You Ready For Freddy” (from Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master)

Fishbone and Annette Funicello, “Jamaican Ska” (from Back to the Beach)

Quantum of Solace picks up where Casino Royale left off, and appears to maintain that groundbreaking Bond film's dark, gritty quality. Daniel Craig returns as 007 with new Bond babes Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton, both of whom should report immediately to the Complex offices for a private meeting with Agent 0069. See the trailer after the jump.

Snow tires beware: with the all-purpose Celsius, all the driver needs to do when the weather gets icy is flip a switch in their car, which fills a secondary chamber within the tire, activating the studs. Flipping the switch again releases the pressure retracts the studs. After the jump, watch the infamous Bond car chase and a movie from Q-Tires that explains the science.

Learn the science behind Q-Tires:

Watch the car chase on ice scene from Die Another Day:

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