Complex Blog » jailhouse style http://www.complex.com/blogs Buy. Collect. Obsess. The original buyer's guide for men. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:35:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Style History: DMX’s Many 2008 Mugshots http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/15/style-history-dmxs-many-2008-mugshots/ http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/15/style-history-dmxs-many-2008-mugshots/#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:42:30 +0000 prubin http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/08/15/style-history-dmxs-many-2008-mugshots/ dmxlead
Oh, Earl, you’ve done it again. Yesterday DMX was arrested Miami, marking the 9,143rd time he’s had a mug shot taken in this year alone. After the confetti and balloons settled down, we pulled together some of jail flicks in hopes of reconstructing the Darkman’s style evolution in 2008…

orange
Date: May 6
Place: Scottsdale, AZ
Charge(s): Racing on a highway, reckless driving, two counts of endangerment, and three counts of criminal speed (114 in a 65 zone, holla at the Wachowski Brothers) and driving on a suspended license. Also known as “Family Night.”
Style Aesthetic: Danny Glover x Mercury Morris
Thought At Time: “Don’t these motherfuckers know I’m missing Dancing With the Stars?”

polo
Date: May 9
Place: Maricopa County, Arizona
Charge(s): Seven counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty and four counts of felony drug possession.
Style Aesthetic: Zombie Golfer
Thought At Time: “Braaaaaaains!”

tank
Date: June 23
Place: Miami
Charge(s): Not having a valid driver’s license
Style Aesthetic: South Beach dumpster-diver
Thought At Time: “Ay. Ay, potna. You gonna eat those chicharrones?”

black
Date: June 27
Place: Miami
Charge(s): Attempting to buy cocaine and marijuana (from an undercover cop!).
Style Aesthetic: Schizophrenic Grad Student
Thought At Time: “I have got to get the fuck out of Miami.”

black2
Date: July 19
Place: Maricopa County, Arizona
Charge(s): One count of theft and one count of taking someone else's identity'after visiting Scottsdale’s Mayo Clinic in April and saying his name was Troy Jones.
Style Aesthetic: Schizophrenic Grad Student (Clean-Shaven)
Thought At Time: “Who the fuck is DMX? I’m Gary Payton! Smell my finger–that’s LisaRaye!”

new
Date: August 14
Place: Miami
Charge(s): Failure to appear on drug charges (after finding him parked in a handicapped spot, the officer ran his ID and found a bench warrant that had been issued).
Aesthetic: Chippendale’s Auditioner
Thought At Time: “You like that, boy? You like that tantalizing hint of Darkman X taco meat?”

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