Hear ye! Hear ye! This Saturday is Independence Day and although America is turning 233, our breasts are still as perky as ever! Today’s Worldwide Wednesday is unlike any other that has come before it because it’s about more than just acknowledging beautiful women—it’s about capturing the American spirit. It’s about things like rejoicing in the freedom to eat greasy fast food until you have to wear Costco sweatpants, or in this case, celebrating the liberty to gawk at scantily-clad women you’ll never be able to sleep with.
So, to honor the Fourth of July, we’ve put together a list of honey dips from all 50 states who not only please the eyes, but also exemplify what it means to be a beautiful woman from the best country in the world. For those of you with short attention spans, you best pop an Adderall ’cause this list is a biggie. As for the rest of you, sit back with a cold sixer from Wisconsin, a bag of something sweet from California, and behold: the hottest women in the United States of America (in alphabetical order, of course)…
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Unless you’re a complete idiot, you’ve probably figured out by now that America is all about hypocrisy. How else do we explain the fact that the same men who wrote things like “all men are created equal” went home and whipped the fuck out of their slaves? So in honor of our great country’s Independence Day, we thought it would be good to go beyond the myths and expose the side of our founding fathers that they don’t tell you in the history books.
Even aside from that whole “slavery” debacle, our country’s earliest leaders were no angels. A closer look at the lives of politicians like Benjamin Franklin, George Washington and Alexander Hamilton reveals that they all had a few unsavory incidents in their past. After the jump, read about five dirty secrets that the founding fathers wish we would forget.
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55DSL is free at last. When Diesel (known best for premium denim) opened its Union Square store in 2001, they nestled their sports-inspired off-shoot, 55DSL, in the rear. Today, the Italian brand celebrates the 1 year anniversary of their own store with a party at their SoHo location. Hold your gifts, because all party patrons (21 and over) get 20% off all items tonight. View the invite and a product gallery after the jump.
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