Sex 8 Inanimate Objects Worth Humping

Ever since women have denied men pussy (a.k.a. “the beginning of time”), we’ve on occasion been forced to find other ways to bust off; for the majority of us, a hand and some lotion is enough (and for our rural friends, the random farm animal). But what to do when you’re sick of jacking off, far from a farm and you really need a nut? Well, you’ve got to get creative, that’s what.

Over the weekend we read the news that a 29-year-old Michigan man was arrested for “receiving dome sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash. A car wash vacuum, huh? Very inventive! We’ll just have to add that to our growing list of inanimate objects that desperate men have sex with.

Click here to see our list of man’s favorite inanimate sex objects…