You might remember Amanda Seyfried as that ditsy chick who felt herself up in Mean Girls. Well she’s back, she’s hot, and she’s promoting a new movie. Dear John– we’d like to slay your girlfriend. [Hollywood Tuna]

Kelly Landry in a bikini? Um, hell yeah. Thanks, [Moe Jackson].

Looks like Stacey Dash’s reality show is a no go. Damn and we were hoping to start seeing more of her (body). [The YBF]

Alessandra Ambrsio covers Elle in France. A little nipple through the shirt action and hot pics? Merci. [Egotastic]

Both on and off the show, Christina Hendricks blesses us with her magnificent sacks. [Hollywood Tuna]

Heidi Montag must be tired from carrying all that plastic (unsold CDs included). [TMZ]

Beyonce is living it up in Argentina while Jay’s away. [Bossip]

For the 50 millionth time, Britney Spears looks good, again. We’ll see how long she lasts this time. [Egotastic!]

Jennifer Hudson continues to milk the cash cow. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Remember Spice Girls’ Melanie Brown? We don’t either. And this hairdo she’s rocking won’t make things any better. [TheYBF]

#10. SNOOKIE
• Looks like Snooks might not be needing that rumored Snook’n For Love reality show, now that she’s been spotted out with her new “Guido juicehead” boyfriend everywhere these days. Most importantly, her “Prince Charming” might have actually rescued America from more trash TV. Thank you.
Last Week’s Rank: #4

#9. HEIDI MONTAG
• The Hills’ resident plastic surgery addict has allegedly been offered the chance to introduce her new DDs to the world in another Playboy shoot. Dropping the tease act,“Franken-Heidi” is allegedly willing to bare it all this time.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#8. MEGAN FOX
• Megan Fox’s Motorola commercial was among the most memorable ads of last Sunday’s Super Bowl, unless you count our parody of the Google one.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#7. J-WOWW
• While we’re still torn about who the hottest Jersey Shore girl is, J-Woww considering to increase her breast size. Cue severe back problems for Ms. WOWW.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#6.THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS
• The Kardashian sisters touched down in New York straight from Miami to debut their Bebe-Kardashian collabo collection during Fall Fashion Week 2010, which begins today.
Last Week’s Rank: #2 (Kim)

#5. BEYONCE & ALICIA KEYS
•As if Brazil couldn’t get any hotter, Complex’s former cover girlsBeyonce & Alicia Keys flew out to Rio De Jeneiro to film the music video for their duet “Put It In A Love Song.”
Last Week’s Rank: #1 (Beyonce)

#4. KENDRA WILKINSON
• We always hear shit about hot moms knockin’ their baby weight off in what seems like the blink of an eye. We can now happily add Colts’ wifey Kendra Wilkinson to that list.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#3 RIHANNA
• Our girl Rihanna just dropped her the video for new single “Rude Boy.” We especially love the sexy songstress’s pelvic thrusts, watch it here.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

#2. JESSICA SIMPSON
• The Papz got Jess blushing and giggling last night upon mention of ultimate-douche John Mayer’s recent confession in Playboy of her “crazy” performance in bed. After takin’ a look back at these, we can only imagine how stupid wild she was.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

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#1. BROOKLYN DECKER
• The 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue dropped this week with this chick rightfully on the cover. Given that we haven’t been able to put the issue down, it’s safe to say she deserves the top spot this week. Unless we can successfully switch it up with some of these.
Last Week’s Rank: Not Ranked

Next week: Will Heidi end up with a Jacko nose (or lack thereof)? Maybe more fantasies will come true, given the Beyonce & Alicia collabo…

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Maybe he was just trying to look relevant, or maybe his stylist owed the C & C guys a favor; whatever the reason, it was more random than Lucious (aka, Elle “She smashed the homies” Navarro) deciding to bounce. But it’s not the first time random celebrities have been seen trying to look fly by dipping into the streetwear world. Take a look below to see some of the most random celebrity streetwear moments….

CELEB: Eric Clapton
What: Bape Baby Milo T-Shirt
• Three time Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee wearing a shirt with one of Bape’s infamous logos = A match made in Tears in Heaven

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CELEB: John Mayer
What: Neighborhood T-Shirt
• Every rappers’ favorite emo-rocker rocks a tee from a well-respected Japanese brand.

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CELEB: Kristen Stewart
What: Stüssy S-Crown Patch Backpack
• The Twilight and New Moon star is a California native, and she reps by wearing a backpack from an OG California brand.

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CELEB: Spencer Pratt
What: Obey T-Shirt
• We wonder if he obeyed his girl and paid for all that work Heidi got done…

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CELEB: Robert Pattinson
What: Alife Core Sweater
• This British actor of Twilight and Harry Potter (Cedric Diggery) fame has also been spotted wearing pieces from In4mation and Stussy.

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CELEB: Robin Williams
What: BAPE shirt
•Either Nigo and the gang can sell salt to a slug, or this 58 year old actor is having a major mid-life crisis… or is it more like a end-of-career crisis?

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CELEB: Bonnie Wright
What: Supreme x Budweiser Tank Top
•Is it weird that we noticed the Supreme tank top before the beautiful English actress (Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter) when we saw this picture?

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CELEB: Hayden Christensen
What: BAPE Hat
•He played Anakin Skywalker in the second and third films of the Star Wars Triology, and Nigo is an avid collector of Star Wars memorabilia. That’s some investigative journalism for ya’ll.

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CELEB: David Beckham
What: DQM “Beer Appreciation” Trucker Cap
• He couldn’t breathe new life into American soccer, but he seems to have picked up on what American sports fans are really about…drinking beer!

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CELEB: Will Ferrell
What: BAPE x KAWS Polo
• We love Will Ferrell (Anchorman was our #1 movie), but somehow he makes this polo look like something you can buy at Wal-Mart.

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CELEB: Elton John
What: Ecko Unlimited Sweatsuit
• Elton should stick to the flamboyant rock star suits. Plebian sweat suits don’t really work in his favor.

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Something’s changed about Heidi Montag and we can’t quite put our finger on it (’cause she’s married, and putting our hands on her new twos might be a problem). That’s right, like many famous females, the reality TV star has gone under the knife and gotten breast implants. While we prefer natural beauty, we can’t hate on this boob job, which is a rare example of plastic surgery done right. Of course, patients usually get addicted to lifts and inserts and end up looking like Jocelyn “The Catwoman” Wildenstein, but for now Montag is looking pretty good. Check out other female celebs who’ve had some impressive work done…

ANGELINA JOLIE
ALTERED: Nose
COMPLEX SAYS: A very subtle, near imperceptible, job considering this is a woman who used to make out with her brother and wear a vial of Billy Bob Thornton’s blood around her neck.

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HALLE BERRY
ALTERED: Nose
COMPLEX SAYS: It’s a bit troubling when a gorgeous African-American woman thins her nose on some European standards of beauty shit and people say she looks better—but at least she didn’t mess with the twos!

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MEGAN FOX
ALTERED: Breasts, lips
COMPLEX SAYS: Word to that fuckboy Michael Bay, these are some “Transformers” we actually enjoy watching!

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ANNA FARIS
ALTERED: Breasts
COMPLEX SAYS: She said she liked the enhanced look she had in The House Bunny, so she got some surgery. We appreciate her doing that so we wouldn’t have to watch that crap again to enjoy the look.

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MARIAH CAREY
ALTERED: Breasts
COMPLEX SAYS: The Butterfly doesn’t hit false notes. At least not with her twos. Highest note of her shrill career.

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ASHLEE SIMPSON
ALTERED: Nose
COMPLEX SAYS: The fake nose is far less embarrassing than the fake singing.

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AUDRINA PATRIDGE
ALTERED: Breasts
COMPLEX SAYS: No, not everything on “reality TV” is real, but what is very real is our desire to motorboat these.

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BRITNEY SPEARS
ALTERED: Nose
COMPLEX SAYS: The schnoz looks very nice. We are, however, concerned that her surgeon may have accidentally chiseled into the part of the brain responsible for sanity.

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SELITA EBANKS
ALTERED: Breasts
COMPLEX SAYS: Victoria’s Secret? She didn’t become an Angel until she spruced up the twos. And man do they look heavenly!

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SALMA HAYEK
ALTERED: Nose
COMPLEX SAYS: We completely didn’t notice that she had her nose sculpted, and not because it’s a good job. We were just staring at the tetas.

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Anyway, we wanted to compare these pretty white kids with problems to see which show has better eye candy. Check out our Hills vs. City battle below and vote for which cast you think looks the best…

THE HILLS‘ KRISTIN CAVALLARI vs.THE CITY‘S WHITNEY PORT
• While Kristin proudly embraces the bitch role and has no problem scheming on sloppy seconds, Whitney has some wifey credentials. Consider these two blondes the yin and yang of MTV’s reality world.
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THE HILLS‘ AUDRINA PATRIDGE vs. THE CITY‘S SAMANTHA SVETRA
• These two both enjoy a good manhunt (read: pretty easy), but only one of them has had nude photos leak…so far.
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THE HILLS’ HEIDI MONTAG vs. THE CITY’S OLIVIA PALERMO
• One’s a Jesus-loving freak who’s married to Hollywood’s biggest asshole, the other is just a cunty faux-NY socialite who’s really into fashion.
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THE HILLS’ STACIE HALL vs. THE CITY’S ROXY OLIN
• Stacie’s the hot bartender that Spencer was hitting on last season, and Roxy is Whitney’s high school bud who may be adding a little drama this year.
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THE HILLS’ LO BOSWORTH vs. THE CITY’S ALLIE CRANDELL
• Lo’s been LC’s shoulder to cry on since her Laguna Beach days, and Allie cries a lot about her model boyfriend’s wandering eyes. Sidebar: doesn’t Allie look a bit constipated in this picture? FTL.
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THE HILLS’ STEPHANIE PRATT vs. THE CITY’S ERIN LUCAS
• Spencer’s little sister (now surgically enhanced!) loves to play the middle in all the conflicts on The Hills, and Erin is the downtown party girl who was dating three guys at one time last season. Play on, player.
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When we first heard the news that The Hills star Heidi Montag was doing the September 2009 cover, we were hoping we’d get to see Spencer Pratt’s wifey like we never saw her before. Then we actually peeped the pictorial. WTF? All you get is Heidi rolling around in the sand like a washed up, surgically enhanced dolphin. Heidi’s fail isn’t the first miss (and probably won’t be the last) in Playboy’s history, though—check out our picks for the 10 lamest Playboy covers after the jump…

#10: HOPE DWORACZYK AND SETH ROGEN, APRIL 2009
PLAYBOY FAIL: Why the hell would we want to see Seth Rogen on a Playboy cover? Move dude! Get out the way!
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#9: ANNA FARIS, SEPTEMBER 2008
PLAYBOY FAIL: She played a Playboy bunny in the movie The House Bunny, which was filmed at the Playboy Mansion…and she still didn’t go nude? Fuck outta here.
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#8: CAROL ALT, DECEMBER 2008
PLAYBOY FAIL: No one wants to see a 47-year-old woman with a belly ring. Carol reminds us of our friend’s sketchy mom who used to buy us 40s when we were 17.
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#7: LISA GUERRERO, JANUARY 2006
PLAYBOY FAIL: Really? Fully-clothed? We’d jack off to a Victoria’s Secret catalog before this.
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#6: AMANDA BEARD, JULY 2007
PLAYBOY FAIL: We thought Playboy was going in a totally different direction when we saw Amanda Beard on the cover. Less sexy, more tranny. Not that there’s anything…uh. Yeah.
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#5: PARIS HILTON, MARCH 2005
PLAYBOY FAIL: This was lame because everyone saw Paris nude in that Sundance winner, One Night In Paris.
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#4: JESSICA ALBA, MARCH 2008
PLAYBOY FAIL: She threatened to sue Playboy and wanted a monetary settlement because she technically didn’t consent to be on the cover. We get sexier pics of Jessica on drunkenstepfather.com, and that’s for free.
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#3: MARIAH CAREY, MARCH 2007
PLAYBOY FAIL: No nude pics? Fail. We want to see whatever Eminem got to see.
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#2: OLIVIA MUNN, JULY 2009
PLAYBOY FAIL: We love Olivia, but Playboy ripped our February/March 2008 cover and still didn’t produce the goods. Here’s a hint: Only steal a cover if you can trump it.
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#1: HEIDI MONTAG, SEPTEMBER 2009
PLAYBOY FAIL: A self-proclaimed modern day Mother Teresa and Jesus’s number 1 fan, Mrs. Pratt paid to enlarge her twos yet still refused to unleash them for Playboy. In her spread, she gets down and dirty in a bikini, and by “dirty” we mean she rolls around in sand with her bathing suit on. Wow. Real arousing.

You don’t have to be a construction worker to wear these dope Fall jackets from Carhartt. [Daily Drop]

Just like Tony Romo, Nick Lachey doesn’t want Jessica Simpson back either! [PopCrunch]

The women of Mad Men are super sexy. [Coed Mag]

Check out real hot girls here if you didn’t get enough of them over the weekend. [Double Viking]

Sex or money? See what women would really choose. [Flisted]

Kid Cudi dropped the tracklisting to his album. [Nah Right]

Make sure a divorce is really worth it if you don’t have a pre-nup. [Holy Taco]

It’s not winter yet but the Vans “Peacoat” Chukkas are already on deck. [Daily Drop]

Ha. Kourtney Kardashian got knocked up because she forgot to take the pill. [PopCrunch]

Check out these awesome baseball fight videos. [Coed Mag]

Sit back. Relax. Look at hotties in the wild. [Double Viking]

This might be the first complete history of tramp stamps. [Flisted]

Slaughterhouse chats with Angie Martinez and declares the Wu beef pretty much dead. [Nah Right]

We usually rep for Heidi Montag and these pictures explain why. [Holy Taco]

The show is a reality competition that puts a gang of second-rate famous people in a jungle in a survival-of-the-fittest type setting. Yawn. Sure Heidi “officially” got married on The Hills last night, but nothing lasts forever, especially when you’re dealing with a character like SPratt the Ghost. Would you put a ring on it? Read on to see the evidence and vote on whether she’s a wifey or a trifey…


WIFEY? She loves plastic surgery.
When she’s older you won’t have to worry about suggesting a tummy tuck, or getting her tits re-done. Heidi is as plastic as a Barbie doll and will be the first one to realize when her looks are falling off.

TRIFEY? She gets real jealous.
Heidi was so overprotective over Spencer in recent episodes that she used to confront girls at who really didn’t even do anything wrong. That shit’s not cool, especially for people like us who flirt our asses off when our chick is at home cleaning up the apartment and doing dishes.

We took you through the history of Gucci Mane’s chains. [LINK]

Heidi Montag got the Super Twosday treatment. [LINK]

Kanye won our style war, and was crowned the best dressed rapper of all time. [LINK]

Lauren London sizzled as our Hot Complex. [LINK]

Mark Sanchez spoke to us about his dream date, groupies and crying. [LINK]

And From The Complex Network:
Nah Right: Birdman says he’d kiss Lil Wayne again. [LINK]

Nice Kicks: The Rejuven8 is coming back. [LINK]

Bastardly: Bar Refaeli is wet in a bikini. [LINK]

Das Gamer: Check out the first trailer for Madden NFL 10. [LINK]

Kicks On Fire: This Jordan V pack is sick. [LINK]

On Smash: Fabolous goes beat hunting with Sean C & LV. [LINK]

It wasn’t too long ago that Heidi was the fresh-faced, down-to-earth chick on The Hills, but boy have times changed. Like one of those crystal-meth before/after pictures, Heidi-then and Heidi-now is like a cautionary tale on what can become of impressionable young women in Hollywood. Through it all—the horrible music, the pinhead husband, the porn titties—one thing has never changed: We’d still beat. And on that note, to celebrate her best week ever, we salute Heidi Montag’ best breast moments…

#5: FAUX-BAYWATCH PHOTOSHOOT, 2008


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KEEP CLICKING NEXT TO SEE MORE OF HEIDI’S TWOS…

If you ever wondered what dishes might kill you, here's a list of 15 to stay away from. [Asylum]

Check out this review of Tecmo Bowl Kickoff via an iChat conversation. [Das Gamer]

Denise Milani is guaranteed to brighten up your day. [Flisted]

T.I checks in with Howard Stern. Listen to it here. [Nah Right]

Young Jeezy put on for the Jimmy Kimmel show. [Nah Right]

Star Trak x The LoveBoat? It could happen.[Double Viking]

Cop some new Incase and keep your computer tight while in roam. [Daily Drop]

Get ready to put your Axis killin’ shoes on this November. [Das Gamer]

Check out Kanye's third “Flashing Lights” video. [Nah Right]

Avery Johnson is getting back on his grizzy by slinging whips. [Dead Spin]

Amongst Friends' summer line is solid. [CtotheJL]

We'll be drunk dialing next winter with this glovephone. [Nikola Design]

Yo, yo, I got Heidiwood/I'm wearing it all day/I like it, so what do you got to say/You got Apple Bottoms, what/You know what's going up/Um, keep going, I'll keep flowing/You know what I like to say/Everyday, I'm in New York/It's all good this way.”

Watch the video of MC Montagulous after the jump.

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[Just Jared]