The latest season of MTV’s The Hills began last night (minus Lauren Conrad, but plus Kristin Cavallari). For those who (front like you) don’t keep up with the show, it’s basically about some decent-looking rich L.A. girls with superficial, bullshit drama that seems to be never-ending. MTV’s spin-off series The City, starring Whitney Port, is pretty much exactly the same thing, only set in NYC.
Anyway, we wanted to compare these pretty white kids with problems to see which show has better eye candy. Check out our Hills vs. City battle below and vote for which cast you think looks the best…
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Playboy, Playboy, Playboy… the once go-to magazine for awesome nude pics of previously bashful female celebs has been putting up more bricks than Koch/E1 lately. What’s the point of having a hot girl on the cover if we can’t see all the goods? We can get PG-13 pics in US Weekly, Hugh. Stop fucking playing games!
When we first heard the news that The Hills star Heidi Montag was doing the September 2009 cover, we were hoping we’d get to see Spencer Pratt’s wifey like we never saw her before. Then we actually peeped the pictorial. WTF? All you get is Heidi rolling around in the sand like a washed up, surgically enhanced dolphin. Heidi’s fail isn’t the first miss (and probably won’t be the last) in Playboy’s history, though—check out our picks for the 10 lamest Playboy covers after the jump…
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Heidi Montag got dirty in the new issue of Playboy, but not nude. [Moe Jackson]
You don’t have to be a construction worker to wear these dope Fall jackets from Carhartt. [Daily Drop]
Just like Tony Romo, Nick Lachey doesn’t want Jessica Simpson back either! [PopCrunch]
The women of Mad Men are super sexy. [Coed Mag]
Check out real hot girls here if you didn’t get enough of them over the weekend. [Double Viking]
Sex or money? See what women would really choose. [Flisted]
Kid Cudi dropped the tracklisting to his album. [Nah Right]
Make sure a divorce is really worth it if you don’t have a pre-nup. [Holy Taco]
Seriously, Holly Madison is pretty in the face. [Moe Jackson]
It’s not winter yet but the Vans “Peacoat” Chukkas are already on deck. [Daily Drop]
Ha. Kourtney Kardashian got knocked up because she forgot to take the pill. [PopCrunch]
Check out these awesome baseball fight videos. [Coed Mag]
Sit back. Relax. Look at hotties in the wild. [Double Viking]
This might be the first complete history of tramp stamps. [Flisted]
Slaughterhouse chats with Angie Martinez and declares the Wu beef pretty much dead. [Nah Right]
We usually rep for Heidi Montag and these pictures explain why. [Holy Taco]
Last night The Hills concluded its season with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s wedding, which was a sad day for Heidi fans. Not only is she off the market, but we won’t be able to see her every night at 10 p.m until the fall. Oh, but wait! We will be able to see her at 8 p.m. on Mondays in her new show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, premiering tonight on NBC.
The show is a reality competition that puts a gang of second-rate famous people in a jungle in a survival-of-the-fittest type setting. Yawn. Sure Heidi “officially” got married on The Hills last night, but nothing lasts forever, especially when you’re dealing with a character like SPratt the Ghost. Would you put a ring on it? Read on to see the evidence and vote on whether she’s a wifey or a trifey…
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Here are the 9 hottest Brazilian women. [LINK]
We took you through the history of Gucci Mane’s chains. [LINK]
Heidi Montag got the Super Twosday treatment. [LINK]
Kanye won our style war, and was crowned the best dressed rapper of all time. [LINK]
Lauren London sizzled as our Hot Complex. [LINK]
Mark Sanchez spoke to us about his dream date, groupies and crying. [LINK]
And From The Complex Network:
Nah Right: Birdman says he’d kiss Lil Wayne again. [LINK]
Nice Kicks: The Rejuven8 is coming back. [LINK]
Bastardly: Bar Refaeli is wet in a bikini. [LINK]
Das Gamer: Check out the first trailer for Madden NFL 10. [LINK]
Kicks On Fire: This Jordan V pack is sick. [LINK]
On Smash: Fabolous goes beat hunting with Sean C & LV. [LINK]
It’s been a big week for Heidi Montag: The 22-year-old star of The Hills got married (for real this time) to Spencer Pratt on Saturday; her new EP—Wherever I Am—drops today; and the Speidi sex tape finally leaks this Friday. OK, we made up the last one…but you know the shit is coming, right? It’s only a matter of time…
It wasn’t too long ago that Heidi was the fresh-faced, down-to-earth chick on The Hills, but boy have times changed. Like one of those crystal-meth before/after pictures, Heidi-then and Heidi-now is like a cautionary tale on what can become of impressionable young women in Hollywood. Through it all—the horrible music, the pinhead husband, the porn titties—one thing has never changed: We’d still beat. And on that note, to celebrate her best week ever, we salute Heidi Montag’ best breast moments…
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Staged or not, these new bikini flicks of Heidi Montag may be her best to date. [Bastardly]
If you ever wondered what dishes might kill you, here's a list of 15 to stay away from. [Asylum]
Check out this review of Tecmo Bowl Kickoff via an iChat conversation. [Das Gamer]
Denise Milani is guaranteed to brighten up your day. [Flisted]
T.I checks in with Howard Stern. Listen to it here. [Nah Right]
Apparently Ms. Montag handles a joystick very well. Just sayin’. [Bastardly]
Young Jeezy put on for the Jimmy Kimmel show. [Nah Right]
Star Trak x The LoveBoat? It could happen.[Double Viking]
Cop some new Incase and keep your computer tight while in roam. [Daily Drop]
Get ready to put your Axis killin’ shoes on this November. [Das Gamer]
Plastic-surgery is doing a body good for Heidi Montag. Browse the bikini pics. [Double Viking]
Check out Kanye's third “Flashing Lights” video. [Nah Right]
Avery Johnson is getting back on his grizzy by slinging whips. [Dead Spin]
Amongst Friends' summer line is solid. [CtotheJL]
We'll be drunk dialing next winter with this glovephone. [Nikola Design]
