It’s finally Halloween tomorrow! And if you’ve been following us recently, you know we’ve been prepping all week for the festivities. We stuffed our face with our favorite candy, came up with some costume ideas, and even watched the scariest horror flicks of all time. Naturally, yesterday’s girls in cutesy costumes was just a warm up because today’s Fetish Friday is for the hardcore Halloween lovers. The women on this list are legit scary and range from the bloody to ghouly, evil and possessed, or whatever else you freaks are into. Kinky! Keep reading to see the 10 Hottest Monster Chicks…
If you found our other three D.I.Y. Halloween costumes—Kanye at the VMAs, Kenny Powers and Officer Ricky—to be not quite hilariously scathing enough of our society, maybe you would rather dress up as an all-star athlete who threw away a $25 million dollar contract by accidentally shooting himself in the leg.
We’re talking about none other than former New York Giants receiver, Plaixco Burress! We feel sorry for this firearm toting fool—almost killing yourself seems like punishment enough to us—but not sorry enough not to wring all the laughs we can get out of his situation. If you feel the same, read on to learn how to perfectly capture the look. Just remember to leave the guns at home. We don’t want life imitating art.
Trick or treat? Why not both? Whomever you prefer, a woman in a sexy costume is undeniable. Fortunately, it’s that time of the year when girls everywhere bring our fantasies to life. You know—sexy sailor girls, dominating police chics, freaky fire women, Heidi Klum with eight arms, (insert your own twisted preference here).
It’s true, the right Halloween costume can make some women hotter than they are—but if they start out hot…well, think exponentially. So, with Halloween just two days away, we’ve compiled a list of incredibly hot women who look even hotter in costume, and make us wanna screw the trick or treating and just stay in and play dress-up…or undress-up. Whichever.
There’s two things we love about Halloween: scary movies (we got that one covered here) and pigging out on left-over candy. Whether you rob the trick-or-treaters on your block or buy your own at the bodega, everyone finds the time to enjoy their favorite sweet treats around this time of year.
What will we be eating? To determine the greatest candy of all time, we asked the Complex staff to vote on their go-to sweets. What follows is the ultimate candy countdown, featuring everything from corner-store classics to tasty Japanese imports. Will your favorites make our list? What will be crowned #1? Check out the link below to find out…
Each day this week, Complex will be rolling out a new Do-It-Yourself Halloween Costume option. Today, we’re kicking things off with a banger: Kenny Powers from the hilarious HBO comedy Eastbound & Down. Not only would it be awesome to walk around in Powers’ all-black everything x well-groomed mullet steez, but the best part is, you can go around your Halloween party yelling out “you have clothes like a fucking dickhead,” and not get beat up for it. To get the Kenny Powers look, snake-skin boots and all, follow our simple blueprint below…
We love fall, and not just because the changing of the autumn leaves is a bittersweet reminder of time’s fleeting passage. Nope! It’s because it’s almost Halloween, which means telling our eight-year-old nephew that not only is he adopted, but his real parents are DEMONS who are COMING BACK FOR HIM WHEN HE TURNS NINE MWAHAHAAHAHAH. Or at the very least it means girls in hot skimpy costumes and giving ourselves a good scare with a classic horror movie.
Of course, everyone has their favorite, but most of you are wrong—so we’re taking this opportunity to let you know what the actual 50 scariest movies of all time are. This might seem early, but you’ve only got a week and a half until the Big ’Ween (ayo!), so use the time wisely and schedule a few movie marathons based on our infallible choices. And don’t come crying to us when you can’t sleep…
Halloween is right around the corner and festivities are in full swing. One of the coolest, but most annoying, holiday activities is Jack-o-Lantern carving. Fortunately, the Jack Chop is here to help…if it were real. Turns out the product being hawked in this fake infomercial is just part of the running gag that Adam Green and his ArieScope Pictures team adds to with a short film around this time every year. Dude is actually an accomplished filmmaker with a new flick, Frozen, in theaters this winter, but his hilarious take on overexcited TV salesmen and Boston accents will do for now, even if it only lasts for three minutes.
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Halloween is right around the corner so you know what that means'time to get creative with costumes. Sure, you could dress up as something obvious, like Obama, McCain, or Palin (everybody’s doing it), but you might want to think outside the ballot box if you really wanna to stand out. The designers behind Gryphern, a website dedicated to costume design, are urging you to get creative with an instructional video that shows how to make a elaborate pair of retractable dragon wings.
If you’ve got a shit-load of time on your hands between now and October 31st, prepare yourself for this labor intensive arts and crafts project. Using pipes, cables and screws, the video provides an in-depth explanation of how you can create a pair of flapping wings for only $18. Even if you don’t want to dress up as a “dragon,” these will add a new dimension to any costume'we guarantee you’ll be the only Flying McCain in the party. Watch the instructional video below…
Is this not the female version of Rocky from Mask? Sorry to end your day with something this hideous, but it is Halloween! Good ol’ lion-face is by far the scariest creature that has ever crawled the planet and yet she’s 100% real, making this one of the best invites for a Halloween party in a long while. Oh, and if you’re still wondering what the hell you’re gonna do tonight, and happen to be in NYC, take your last-minute procrastinating ass over to 323 West Broadway and experience all the joys of ‘National Slut Day’ in the big city.
We’re feeling this remix of “Gone Daddy Gone” by Gnarls Barkley. The video is about as weird as it gets and these boys continue to live up to their completely off the wall avant garde-ness. It’s the perfect treat for a Halloween afternoon.
Halloween is right around the corner so you know what that means'time to get creative with costumes. Sure, you could dress up as something obvious, like Obama, McCain, or Palin (
